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MadMasturbater
08-14-2001, 09:05 PM
does anyone here no of anything that u can make from household items to feel like a pussy?? if u do please post it here
family_guy_86
08-15-2001, 02:35 PM
like the idea m8!
cleman44123
03-27-2006, 04:29 PM
Well I've drooled all over my hard cock then placed it in a plastic bag and stuck everything in between the sofa cushios while kneeling in front of it. Felt pretty dang good.
Also used a piece of warm but uncooked bacon and stroked myself with it. Felt great as well (make sure you wash good with soap afterward though)
imaginewithme
03-27-2006, 04:37 PM
oh cool, can't wait to read all the replies to this!!! This could get pretty steamy!
Lilith
03-27-2006, 04:38 PM
Well I've drooled all over my hard cock then placed it in a plastic bag and stuck everything in between the sofa cushios while kneeling in front of it. Felt pretty dang good.
Also used a piece of warm but uncooked bacon and stroked myself with it. Felt great as well (make sure you wash good with soap afterward though)

Be a terrible way to transmit Trichinellosis (trichinosis) :D
alspals69
03-27-2006, 04:38 PM
you need to watch american pie!!
txgrneyes
03-28-2006, 04:42 AM
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/



Try this on for size...... ;)
Coach Knight
03-28-2006, 09:37 AM
Well I've drooled all over my hard cock then placed it in a plastic bag and stuck everything in between the sofa cushios while kneeling in front of it. Felt pretty dang good.
Also used a piece of warm but uncooked bacon and stroked myself with it. Felt great as well (make sure you wash good with soap afterward though)


I am passing on coming over for brunch at your house.
Bacon, huh.
*trying so hard to leave comment there and not say anything else.
imaginewithme
03-28-2006, 11:06 AM
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/



Try this on for size...... ;)
Oh fun site!!!! THanks for sharing.
txgrneyes
04-02-2006, 08:41 PM
Oh fun site!!!! THanks for sharing.

I didn't find that one....I think someone on this site did. I just happened to have it in my FAVORITES....you never know when you want to experience something different.
LixyChick
04-04-2006, 06:09 AM
Talk about a pregnant pause!

I wonder if MadMasterbater has waited around for a response since 2001? If so...I'd check the date on that bacon...and do a bit of spring cleaning of the upholstery!

*giggle*