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Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:25 AM
Aries Women
Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want-intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly.
*Biggest thrill: the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
Aries Men
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward
Taurus Women
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving.
*Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and/or Leo.
*Most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting...hmmmm!
Taurus Men
He is the ideal lover-sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier!
*His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:26 AM
Gemini Women
Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behavior because you never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him!
*Best sex mates: Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and/or Aries.
*Favorite gadget: the vibrator.
Gemini Men
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear.
*His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.
Cancer Women
Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation.
*Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and/or Pisces.
*Your favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!
Cancer Men
His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swan. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bad; likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You'll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is arriving.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:28 AM
Leo Women
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed-partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body.
*Best sex mates: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and/or Aries.
*Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cutout bras and panties!
Leo Men
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he can give and receive. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it.
*His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.
Virgo Women
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover.
*Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and/or Aquarians.
*Favorite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present.
Virgo Men
Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography.
*Erogenous zone: his buttocks.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:29 AM
Libra Women
Drama is the key word-you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles.
*Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and/or
Aquarius. Likes any position where your buttocks are exposed.
Libra Men
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore.
*Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!
Scorpio Women
Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile.
*Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, and/or Pisces.
*Props you love: scented body oils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators.
Scorpio Men
A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk.
*His erogenous zone: his genitalia.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:30 AM
Sagittarius Women
You like the outdoors-freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man comes too quickly-you are a generous and accepting lover.
*Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and/or Sagittarius.
Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories-gloves and shoes!
Sagittarius Men
Sex is always an intense experience with him-he often comes too quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage-both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect! He will go to any lengths to please his chosen woman; and is extremely loyal.
*Erogenous zones: genitals and inner thighs. And he likes to look at a woman's labia and breasts, and likes to have sex with a woman in peek-a-boo panties.
Capricorn Women
Don't need much foreplay-you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer.
*Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and/or Pisces.
Capricorn Men
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is a schemer, not a screamer)! Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream!
*Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:33 AM
Aquarius Women
A slow starter, you idealize love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile.
*Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and/or Leo.
*Favorite sex position: standing up, and in water.
Aquarius Men
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice-- once orally and once genitally.
*Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though-a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied!
Pisces Women
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and creates the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery, applies Romanticism in all she does. A true romantic at heart.
*Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, and/or Pisces.
*Favorite places: in a waterbed or hot tub.
Pisces Men
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving to match his own. A Master at foreplay and Oral sex, you should expect several orgasms orally before he gets down to the main event. Pisces men have tremendous endurance so be prepared. Likes sex in a chair, also standing. He likes to be submissive at times. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release.
*Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet
Oldfart
04-19-2002, 08:37 AM
Diva
I must be adopted, cos as a Gemini man, I don't fit that mould.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:43 AM
Well what can I say Oldfart!!! I tried!! LOL
This is about the only thing in mine that kinda represents me! :D
...You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover.
Lilith
04-19-2002, 08:44 AM
They forgot the whip as an accessory for Sagitarius...LOL TY Diva
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 08:44 AM
LMFAO@Lilith!!:D :D
legend
04-19-2002, 09:26 AM
woohoo....i'm a lustful, sexy animal :D
nutworld
04-19-2002, 09:33 AM
Diva,
I'd love to actually fit many of the attributes that Picies has..but I'm not really into sex standing, though in a chair is nice.
I have another question:
What is the sign for the woman that doesn't like sex, I'm sure my wife was born under THAT sign instead of scorpio.
Lovediva
04-19-2002, 09:39 AM
Ahhhh Nut...you have to try having sex standing up against a wall.......much better than a chair!! :D :D
As for your wife's sign...could it be...she was born under the "No Sex Moon"???? :D :D Or maybe it was the month of "Frigid" :D :D
Irish
04-19-2002, 10:38 AM
Diva---As a Pices man;that sounds just about right;except for the
foot thing.
My wife is a Libra woman and that sounds nothing like her! Irish
Bilbo
04-19-2002, 11:18 AM
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scary
I think I may fit the bill
Virgo Man!
GermanSteve
04-19-2002, 11:19 AM
Although I do not believe in horoscopes, the Gemini part fits rather well with me. I am surprised.
nikanik
04-19-2002, 02:12 PM
Although Virgo fits me almost perfectly. You left out the Scorpio-Virgo combos. Now thats some great sex. You are definately right about Taurus men though.
axe31
04-19-2002, 04:27 PM
libra male not bad about right i think
i hope i am described like that bi
my exes
Sugarsprinkles
04-19-2002, 06:18 PM
As a Libra woman, I'd have to say that as far as I am concerned, they've got me mosty right. Not 100%, but quite a bit. :D
But they are wayyyyy off on the Libra male....at least as far as my husband is concerned.
Diva, this a really an interesting thread! Thanks for posting it!
Prophet Reality
04-19-2002, 11:09 PM
100% Scorpio and proud of it baby. Thanks Diva.
scotzoidman
04-20-2002, 12:40 AM
Started out pretty close on the Aquarius Man, then started to stray on the quantity of orgasms he will give, then crashed & burned at the end...
*Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though-a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied! Absurd...
icecreamthighs
04-20-2002, 07:25 AM
i think as a cancerean that fits me well, i hate making the first move, i just love to be chased!
my man is a gemini, but he loves oral sex and he would rather make me come five times than himself come once!!
i'm sooooooo lucky! lol
danziggy
04-20-2002, 08:37 AM
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses.
yes this is me!!
but i dont agree with the doesnt like oral......its the best bit. love to go down for ages...make her cum 2 or 3 times if i can.....yummy yummy:D :D
Little_L
04-20-2002, 02:50 PM
As a Libra female, that's pretty close to me! Apart from the exhibitionism. B/F is Pisces, and the bit about him getting bored if he doesn't get a swift response is scarily accurate!
sugar
04-20-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Libra Women
Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. ...... When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. .... Likes any position where your buttocks are exposed.
hey, not bad, not bad.... buttocks exposed? Look at my picture threads...!! exhibitionist? Well, obviously. And, yes, for me it's almost impossible to say "No" sometimes....
me_carl
04-25-2002, 06:52 AM
I'm a Leo, and the discription really does fit me well. I love a womans hands running over my back as we make love!
Grumble
04-25-2002, 09:06 AM
Virgo man here
fairly accurate for me but I am not obssessed with pornography I like the content of pixies and that is sharing sensuality between friends.
well thats my excuse anyways ;)
david owiye
04-27-2002, 10:17 AM
I must also have been adopted, coz as a Leo man i don't fit in that group.
Mercury_Maniac
04-27-2002, 05:34 PM
i'm a pisces, which sign do you thing is the best for being man? i didn't read the others
IAKaraokeGirl
10-25-2004, 02:43 PM
*bump*
Kleclere's a virgo man...seems pretty on-target. Me, as a Capricorn woman, though...scratcher and screamer? :D
wyndhy
10-25-2004, 03:16 PM
neat bump IAKG
i'm a scorpio and he's a pisces. seems pretty on target 'cept i'd rather use the shower massager than a vibe. :D
imaginewithme
10-25-2004, 05:29 PM
That is scary!!!!! That is soooo me!!!!
Sagittarius Women
You like the outdoors-freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man comes too quickly-you are a generous and accepting lover.
*Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and/or Sagittarius.
Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories-gloves and shoes!
cafcwest
10-25-2004, 07:43 PM
so true its almost scary :)
sodaklostsoul
10-25-2004, 09:54 PM
Both Booger and I are Gemini's. I can't answer for him, but that descripton does and dos'nt fit me. Read somewhere long ago that Gemini's dating other Gemini's would'nt work out, something about both Gemini's being to head strong, well that's just bull pucky, I would'nt trade this Gemini for the world. Love ya babe!!!!
Mercury_Maniac
10-25-2004, 09:58 PM
Pisces Men
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving to match his own. A Master at foreplay and Oral sex, you should expect several orgasms orally before he gets down to the main event. Pisces men have tremendous endurance so be prepared. Likes sex in a chair, also standing. He likes to be submissive at times. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release.
*Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet
well what the hell? why aren't ladies lining up!!
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Me;
Pisces Women
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and creates the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery, applies Romanticism in all she does. A true romantic at heart.
*Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, and/or Pisces.
*Favorite places: in a waterbed or hot tub.
Studmuffin ( my hubby);
Aries Men
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward
Mercury_Maniac
10-25-2004, 10:10 PM
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward
that could be mine as well :D
JustSomeGuy
10-25-2004, 11:59 PM
Leo male here - hit the nail on the head! Excellent!
texascubfan
10-26-2004, 11:55 AM
Hip, Hip, Hooray for the Taurus men (me included!) would have to say it's pretty accurate except i will attempt anything she wants to try at least once!
kathy1
10-27-2004, 03:54 AM
I was born on the cusp of cancer and leo....so a little of each is correct...but all of neither one is totally right.....just makes things a little more interesting, i think.
WildIrish
10-27-2004, 07:30 AM
Aquarius Men
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, :confused: but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. ;) A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice-- once orally and once genitally. :D
*Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though-a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied! :yikes:
Midnight Kiss
11-02-2004, 01:33 AM
Aries Women
Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want-intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly.
*Biggest thrill: the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
hummmmmm, fits me very well other than the complete control I can sometimes hand the reins over lol and I can think of a few things more thrilling than tickling facial fuzz but it can be a thrill if tickled in the right places ;)
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