Confucious say....

[Belial]

...."It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl" :D

[nutworld]

so does this mean that Confucious was right and my father was wrong?

[axe31]

confucious says
a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find

[GermanSteve]

confucius says
carrots can increase a man´s potency but they are difficult to fix.

[Scarecrow]

Confucious says
Man who lays woman on ground have piece on earth

[vampeyes]

Confucious say
If you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood just wear your rubbers :)

[Saddaddy]

Confucious says ,

One orgasm , in the bush , is worth two in the hand !

[MilkToast]

Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

he also say: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."

[xanne]

Confucious says

Man with hole in pocket feels nuts

[souls_cry2000]

Confucious say...

Unwise man get laid in spring have offspring next spring.

[Oldfart]

Confucious say :- Woman who drive upside down have crackup.

[scotzoidman]

Boy with hand in pocket feel cocky

[souls_cry2000]

Confucious say--better to sleep on roof than in house with cranky wife.

[Oldfart]

Confucious say after brick induced head injury:-

"What Kung Foo that?"

[Lovediva]

Confucious say...

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot! :D

[Oldfart]

Confucious say,

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single plane ticket.

[dgc]

Confucious say,

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok

[legend]

woman who douches with vinegar, not necessarily sour puss

[souls_cry2000]

Woman who get fucked front to back not know if she cumming or going.

[Lovediva]

Confusious say....

He who let woman on top is fucking up.

[Oldfart]

Confucious say:-

Man who speak language of pussy must be a cunning linguist.

[Lovediva]

Confucious Say...


Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom. :D :D

[BamaKyttn]

Melba Say:
What can't get up, Cant get out.

(Melba is my g/fs geriatric mother.... she said this at the BREAKFAST TABLE after I walked through Wal*Mart with my pants unzipped and w/o panties)

Kyttn

[Belial]

Confucious say: "Lady who kneel under table at resteraunt will have Cream of Sum-yung Gai" :D

[Grumble]

Confucious says

Woman who fly upside down in aeroplane, bound to have crack up