What's in YOUR wallet

[Murphy]

Everybody collects various odds and ends in thier wallets - what's in yours?

In mine - credit cards (useless) - list of phone numbers - gas recipts - very little money - and MOST IMPORTANT - a condom (never can tell when some housewife wants to pay for the service call horizontally and keep the cash)

[Lilith]

pics, well used debit cards, a mirror, change, lint, my lucky ladybug, and $22.....now my purse that is another story

[Sugarsprinkles]

Various cards...credit, ID, Blue Cross, drivers license, that sort of stuff; a couple of pictures, some stamps and NO MONEY!!
Don't keep my money in there....if you want it you have to find it! :D

[Murphy]

I forgot, ladies, feel free to empty your purses...
Sprinkles - I'm starting a full-body search...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sorry, Murphy.......I don't keep my money *on* me. Or *in* me either for that matter! :D :D

It's in my purse (along with everything else, except the kitchen sink and the cats' litter boxes!)

[Murphy]

hehehe, I was enjoying the full body search....want me to stop?

[Sharni]

Top secret.......

If i told ya what was in my purse....id hafta kill ya :D;)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
hehehe, I was enjoying the full body search....want me to stop?

Depends on what you're looking for.........whatcha got in mind??

[Murphy]

Dunno, I'll keep searching till I find something - oh oh what's this? *rubs clit*

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
oh oh what's this? *rubs clit*

Well, if you don't knowwhat it is, I'm sure not gonna tell you!!

[RandyGal]

You two kids are SO NAUGHTY!!!!

Can I play too? :D :D



OK my wallet, huh?

Drivers license, SS card, Insurance card, pictures of grand daughter, KY jelly coupon, one "get out of jail free" card....given to me by Murphy's Lawyer...what a dear! ROTFLMAO

ok there's more...settle down....

my Red Cross Blood type card, my Disney Vacation Club card, 3 little pink nubbins of what I have NO idea....they look like little Barbie nipples or something. :eek:

OK there's still more............

I also found an old reciept for my purchase of the movie Oh Brother and the sound track from the same movie......
a stick of rock hard...chewing gum......
gonna toss that

ALSO in my wallet are 2 Tums™ and 3 Advil®, 2 seldom used credit cards I use more often as ice scrapers.......


AND.....last but not least........

a pair of nail clippers. Don't want my nails to get TOO long now do we? :D :D


Yes. I have a fat wallet. Fat lady carries a fat wallet.......works for me! :)

Now let's get on with that full body search.

Did I hear someone say "spread 'em"???

I can hope, can't I??? :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by RandyGal
You two kids are SO NAUGHTY!!!!

Can I play too? :D :D

a stick of rock hard...

Of course you can play, RG!! The more the merrier!

And I don't EVER throw anything away that's "rock hard"!!!

Never know when you might need it!!:D

[Bilbo]

I'm with Sharni,

What's in my wallet is for me only

That's an agreement myself and Sharni have, I don't know nor do I look in her wallet, and she does the same for me, we believe that you need one small area for personal effects and our wallets are just that

[sugarfreecandy]

*turning wallet upside down and shaking*

Hmmm... A lot of lint there... Some Canadian Tire money, a Second Cup card (though I don't drink coffee :confused: ), a coat check stub for the theatre where I work (though I've never checked my coat there)... A little photo album containing pics of my boyfriend, my family, and my pets... An envelope containing a necklace that I need to restring... A couple of lactase pills... Newspaper obituary notices for each of the friends and relatives I've lost (to keep them near me always)... Driver's license, health card, student ID/mealcard/library card, vendacard for the photocopier at the library...

Oh yeah, and a nickel and two pennies. Gee, that's more money than I thought --- I'm a whole cent richer than I had figured! Woohoo, time for a shopping spree now! :D

--- sweetstuff

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by sugarfreecandy
*turning wallet upside down and shaking*

... Some Canadian Tire money, Woohoo, time for a shopping spree now! :D

--- sweetstuff

Yeah SFC!! Gotta go spend that Canadian Tire Money!!
Now if only there was somewhere to spend it when I come back from Canada.:(

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
Top secret.......

If i told ya what was in my purse....id hafta kill ya :D;)
Ah, but i'd die happy...

[Eros]

Lets see....a bunch of credit cards (over the limits), NO money, a travel card from my last job, a business card from a tire store, insurance ID card from my last job, discount club cards from various stores in the mall, a matchbook cover showing two people in a "69", a couple phone numbers of girls I've never called, some e-mail addresses, and last but not least, a "buy 5 coffee's and get one free" card that expired last year (with only 1 coffee punched out on it) ...and I still carry my wallett...WHY??

[legend]

some coinage....and too many damn cards....no credit cards though....won't have one

[jay]

cards of all types and colors debit reciepts ghia ownership and no money hey sfc can I have your second cup card I love there white mocha:) who ever said that they keep there condom in there wallet: I read some where that you shouldn't keep your condom in there 'cause the pressure caused by sitting on it can cause it to fail

[RandyGal]

Jay said:
"I read some where that you shouldn't keep your condom in there 'cause the pressure caused by sitting on it can cause it to fail"
___________________________

RandyGal says....
welllllll not only THAT but you end up with that tell tale condom ring on your pocket and permanently imbedded in your wallet.




What??? :eek:

You say you LIKE that look??

ROTFLMAO just like a guy to say that. :D :D

[danziggy]

let me see whats in here...........cash card(dont have credit cards....too expensive),phone cards some used some not(all with nice pics on),ID,Drivers Licence,Various taxi firms cards, various restaurants cards and 3 comdoms. I always have the condoms cause my friends never have them and i always end up handing them out!!

But no cash!! Ive never got it long enough to recognise it!!

[Murphy]

Originally posted by RandyGal

RandyGal says....
welllllll not only THAT but you end up with that tell tale condom ring on your pocket and permanently imbedded in your wallet.
you LIKE that look??

ROTFLMAO just like a guy to say that. :D :D

Ya only get a ring if the condom stays in there too long...I only load the gun when I think I may need it - for self defense only, you understand...

[MissX]

In my wallet, cards and small change & a pic of my nephew, 8 months old awww..in my bag heck everything, donor cards, handcream, sewing kit, cork screw, echinacea tablets, porthole into another dimension, bits and bobs from clearing out work desk.....that kind of stuff

[Murphy]

Originally posted by MissX
... porthole into another dimension, bits and bobs from clearing out work desk.....that kind of stuff [/B]

Would that be the dimention where everybody is always nice, and making love is THE national passtime?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I don't know what it is, but when you find it can I come with you???:D

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
I don't know what it is, but when you find it can I come with you???:D

Honey, you can cum with me anywhere.

[souls_cry2000]

business cards, movie rental cards, id, a folded picture of kyttn.

[nutworld]

Pictures of the family, pictures of another family, library card, student ID, lint...dust, fuzz, stupid reciepts from over a year ago, more lint, another reciept with a phone # on it, business cards, a pic of a buddy's son, another paper....hmmmm, I have an eye appointment on Jan 3, 2001.. ( I wonder if they know I'm not gonna make it..??) and last but not least more DAMN lint.

[BamaKyttn]

Ya know... my wallet has an official kissing permit, bitching permit... and a grommet where my chain attaches so I dont lose the damn thing.....all my $$ is in my checkbook, and I refuse to have a credit card... ooh and my Books A Million card and a 3 year old Wal*Mart recipt......

Always
Kyttn

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy


Honey, you can cum with me anywhere.

If that's an invitation....I've got the time, if you've got the place.....*wink wink* *suitcase packed and ready to go*:D

[MissX]

Originally posted by Murphy


Would that be the dimention where everybody is always nice, and making love is THE national passtime?

Hell yeah, that would be the X dimension, that you are talking about...whenever I get that glazed look in my eyes when I'm sitting on the bus, that's where I am!

[Murphy]

Hey RG and SS....a fellow buss rider!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Gee folks, think maybe we should charter us a bus???

All aboard the Pixie-X-press to the X-dimension!!!!!

[MissX]

Count me in!

[Tango Seven]

A few yellow post-its with telephone numbers on (no idea who's), a couple of membership cards (no credit cards etc.), some money (sadly not enough) and a couple of condoms (you never know!).

[Murphy]

The sun, brushing the horizon, casts a golden glow on the waterfall spashing on my hot naked body....

The person below me has other ideas..

[Jizzlobber]

...hmmm...let me see...My debit card, and expired Indigo book club card...an expired bell calling card...Blockbuster Video card...a highschool students card from my '97-'98 year...birth certificate...old debit card...social insurance card...reciepts....business cards...and $25.00 Canadian...I believe that equals a buck fifty American...:D

[Reverend Silky]

business cards from from every tattoo shop i've visited/been tattooed in, embarassing blackmail pictures of friends for a rainy day, phone numbers of people i don't remember meeting, spare car key, and a number of other things that ain't cash.

[Grumble]

lets see here, a medicare card, Qantas frequent Flyer card, National Diabetic Sevices Scheme Card, Drivers Licence, ANZ Bank Access Card, Commonwealth Bank Access Card, Doctors Appointment for 11th June 12 Noon, Health Care Card, 10 x $1.50 postage stamps (for snail mail to US and Canadian friends) Air Mail Stickers, Autrailia Post Receipt, $5.10 cash (rich this week)
Athletics Australia Officials Card in throws and jumps.

[Lorelei]

Few cards, some pics of friends/lovers, $, mirror, and my "My sexual preference is often" button, in case I want to wear it. :)

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Let's see what we've got here...Everything a girl needs...

$3.00
Driver's License
Student ID
Credit Card
Bra & Panty club card
AAA card
Health Insurance Card
Spare Car Key
Phone card
2 grocery discount cards
3 old stamps
Blockbuster video card
Multiple restaurant punch/stamp cards

[Aqua]

Bra and Panty club card?? Did you steal that from PantyFanatic? :p

I have normal things in my wallet... but my fave is the picture of my Wife's pussy that I always keep with me. And I don't mean a cat... :p ;)

[kleclere]

I have family pictures, drivers license, poker status card, a whole lot of dust.

[Lilith]

Aqua~ OMG If you ever (God forbid!!!) get in an accident and the medical people go thorugh your wallet :o:o:o:o:o:p

[skipthisone]

let me see....debit card, credit card, RNC card, Insurance Card, Blood Donor Card, some cash, NRA Card, Drivers Lisence, about 50 debit reciepts..really need to write those down in the checkbook, and a coupon for a free car wash..and a pic of my kids

[Mistrality]

Bank card, 2 phone cards (not prepaid), AAA card, Visa Card, entry card for the building I work in, drivers license, health an ddental cards, Northworst frequent flyer #, library card, "Boquet Bonus Card" (regular flowers for my honey), Best Buy credit card, car insurance number. So much for the card slots.

6 parking & 1 lunch receipts for reimbursement, 5 purch receipts and 4 bank debit.deposit receipts I can toss, daughter's senior picture, fishing licenses (MN and Manitoba), bagel extra dozen punch card, 2 paycheck stubs, receipt for lawn mower tune-up; blank check and deposit receipt, prepaid phone card, exotic dancer phone number (blush) and

$22 in cash (low water mark for me).

[Mistrality]

I missed some stuff:

2 attorney's license (1 expired) , 2 old pictures of daughter, security card for church, 6 coffee or bowling punch cards.

sorry for the double post. lol

[Booger]

three 20'2
one 5
six 1's
Michigan state ID card
5th 3rd bank card
Blockbuster card
WLAV vip card
D&W values card
ABC warehouse credit card
Techniques of Alcohol Management Certification Card
ServSafe Certification card
some wallet lent

[LixyChick]

OMG! My life is in there!

Drivers license
Scuba certification
5 credit cards
2 bank deposit receipts
Phone cards (not pre-paid)
voter registration card
Sam's Club card
AAA card
pictures
2-20's
1-10
4-1's
about $3.00 in various coins
Memorium card from my mother's memorial
lock of hair (someone closest to my heart)
a seashell (hard to explain this one)
tokens for 3 drinks from a club I belong to
Social Security card
a poem (yellowed and tattered)
Health Care cards
A spare key to my truck
A calender card
Checkbook and secretary (register)
A calculator
A pen
A ghost detector (From a cereal box, given to me by my husband so I can check for ghosts wherever I go! LOL!)
A love note (written in invisible ink from a pen that came from a cereal box...can be read now as I scribbled over it with the other pen supplied to be able to read it)
A guitar pick
Coupons
Raffle tickets (purchased from various organizations to be checked to see if I won anything....some go back several months)
Postage stamps
Various business cards
A couple phone numbers (jotted down on scraps of paper to be added to my home address book *someday*)

I think that's about it!

[legend]

is that a wallet or a suitcase Lixy? and where's the kitchen sink? :D

[Nikki]

Student ID card
Drivers License

and......hell!!!!!!......no money.....:eek:

gotta get a loan.........

Hey......lixy.......can ya help me out......LMAO!!!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

Gee, just got up and sitting here in my boxers. Trying to find my billfold with my eyes closed, instead I found this fleshy thing that keeps getting hard and moist when I think of Pixie gals ... hmmm ... does feel good.

Guess I'll have to get my billfold a little later :D

[Neige]

Ok, brace yourselves:
-cards: zillions of buy 10 (8, 20, etc.) and get one free cards, Social Insurance, debit, air miles, expired SPC card, driver's licence, pre-paid calling card, student ID, StudentSaver card, Health and hospital cards, and my Junior and Senior Resuscitation cards, Bronze Medallion and Bronze Cross cards, my Aquatic Emergency Care and National Lifeguard (pool option) cards, my Aqualeader and EFA-C cards, and my Water Safety Instructor Course and Water Safety Instructor Renewal Course cards.
-money: 98.09$
and my rosary :D

[Vixenoir]

debit card x2
cut out paper heart
store loyalty card
apartment gate keycard
library card
hospital appt. card from August
a piece of platic that says 'GO Texas" on
Gas reciept x2
diaper coupon
mini bank statement
Grandys reciept
small screw x2
lock of hair
old phone number

Wow interesting I know..
I think I'll start carrying something cool around with me.. any ideas?

[Aqua]

Originally posted by PixieSprite
Ok, brace yourselves:
-cards: zillions of buy 10 (8, 20, etc.) and get one free cards, Social Insurance, debit, air miles, expired SPC card, driver's licence, pre-paid calling card, student ID, StudentSaver card, Health and hospital cards, and my Junior and Senior Resuscitation cards, Bronze Medallion and Bronze Cross cards, my Aquatic Emergency Care and National Lifeguard (pool option) cards, my Aqualeader and EFA-C cards, and my Water Safety Instructor Course and Water Safety Instructor Renewal Course cards.
-money: 98.09$
and my rosary :D


Hmmmmmmm, Aqualeader? :p

[Neige]

LMAO Aqua :p

[Pussy Willow]

Credit cards, business cards, licence and registration, insurance
cards, reciepts.

But in my purse I carry a little red vibrating dildo..................
For my visits to the restroom at work, or anywhere else for that
matter.

"Don't leave home without it."

[LixyChick]

*loans Nikki her Visa Platinum........no restrictions.....no paybacks.........to use on her upcoming trip to see her favorite Pixie!*

The only thing to remember is..............you better give him one damn hug and say "That's from Lixy!" I know.........I know.......it's gonna be the kinda hug you give your sis or bro.......but you have to do it none the less!!!!!!

Deal??????

[Nikki]

*loans Nikki her Visa Platinum........no restrictions.....no paybacks.........to use on her upcoming trip to see her favorite Pixie!*

Deal baby..........it's a deal.................

But you can't be in the pics.............ok Lixy.........not this time.......!!!!!!!!!!!.............LMAO!!!!!!