Pixies own personal Nudist colony

[BamaKyttn]

I have a dream, where Diva and Irish may walk and talk about naked, where Bilbo and Sharni splash in the surf.....naked...... where the (naked)Reverend Silky may preside over the (naked) wedding of Pixie couples like Souls and myself.....

hehe ok so it's not MLK (Hope I didnt offend anyone I apologize if I did)

I think it would be so kewl if there were a colony for pixie patrons to go on vacation to get away from everyone else......


Always Dreamin

Kyttn

[vampeyes]

Kyttn -
I think many of us share your dream ,,,,, and the place would always be packed lol we wouldn't ever want to leave :)

[Lilith]

Which travel agent should I call?:p

[BamaKyttn]

*lol* dunno..... any suggestions?
Virgin Airlines?

Kyttn

[Lilith]

do they inspect to make sure before you try to board the plane? cuz if so I will just have to swim there.....

[BamaKyttn]

I have a sail boat... you can cum with me..... *laugh*

Kyttn

[mindboxer505]

that means i need.....lets see......straight jacket.....new whip for lilith.......large boxes of chocolate pudding.......hhhhmmm??? anything else.....darn....this is gonna require one damn big trunk!!!!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

How about some banana pudding for those who aren't chocoholics, and of course some bananas! What we use them for is strictly up to individual taste.......:D
Also some silk scarves to use for mild bondage fantasies....
some feathers...
and maybe a blindfold or two.....

[Sugarsprinkles]

OH SHIT!! I forgot............ME TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mindboxer505]

Well actually i can bring some of that too...but i was gonna ask souls to empty his frdge of the honey, redi-whip, maybe wait and pick up some strawberries, bananas, cherries, kiwis, melons.....darn this is gonna be some fun.......hehhehehe.....where do i set up shop, bama??
anyone for a fruit bath??

[Murphy]

I'll bring the doughnuts, lets see I can carry half a dozen cruellers and both suitcases...LOL

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hey Murphy! I thought you were sleeping! Just can't stay away from Pixies, eh???

And MB, fruit bath is ok as long as the fruit is room temp....ice cold would NOT be good!!

[vampeyes]

Speaking of ice cold don't forget the ice and candles ;)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Maybe some incense too......a book of erotic stories to read aloud to the partner of our choice...Mmmmmmm When does the plane get here????

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
Maybe some incense too......a book of erotic stories to read aloud to the partner of our choice...Mmmmmmm When does the plane get here????

It was a dark and stormy night..... oops wrong thread...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Yes, Snoopy, definitely the wrong thread....LOL
But then who's to say an erotic story can't begin with "It was a dark and stormy night...?"
Not a bad idea for a new thread......

[Murphy]

Hmmmm, *Ponders, takes pen in hand...*

[Sugarsprinkles]

"Once upon a midnight dreary,
as I pondered weak and weary....."


Oh damn, wrong thread again.......:D

[Prophet Reality]

Of course we can't forget a good security system, after all we have to protect our family from the unmentionables.

And how about a Closed Circuit TV system, only in selected rooms, to broadcast to other selected rooms for all of our voyeurs and exhibtionist.

[mindboxer505]

i am having a vision........big screen computers... hot tubs full of pudding and jello......pools of warmed baby oil.....My Own Personal Massage Table for all the lovelies...of course ill need a female assistant for all the gents........damn...i''d enjoy just designing such a spot, a layout of the beach......swimming facilities......rooms...... dance floors.......lounges.........dining facilities.....maybe a movie theater.....jezzz.....did anyone else feel a chill???? i would have such pleasures to share, and design.....

[RandyGal]

Actually...I hang out a lot on theme park BB's and there's a park in Florida, which shall remain nameless of course....

and this *little* theme park had an island they called Discovery Island. It was a lovely little island away from the main parks and away from most prying eyes. They housed wildlife on this island and it was originally meant to be a learning experience for people on day trips to the island.

Well....the RUMOR goes, this island has closed down and the RUMORS were that the theme park was planning to reopen the island for use by nudists.

Just think. They wouldn't have had to change the name of the island either. :eek:


Discovery Island.

I'd go there. :D :D :D :D

[RandyGal]

Did I use the word "Island" enough times just now???

Sheesh.....color me dorky! LOL LOL


I would go back and edit but it's nice to see a reminder of my own gooberness sometimes. :D

[scotzoidman]

Randy, no dorkier (izzat a word?) than MB's & my overuse of ellipsis (...) hell, you need to go easy on yourself... and get in touch with your inner Goober, like me ;)

[RandyGal]

"get in touch with your inner Goober!"


HAW HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWWwwwwww

and yes, dorkier izza word. :D



**still laughing as I push the 'submit reply' button.......

[ASH]

This is one of the best ideas I have heard yet...massages, hot tubs, dancing, public shows (hehe); hell, I would love a place like that. Add me to the list!! (hmm..maybe if we all pitch in a few hundred dollars, we could buy that discovery island from the "unnamed" theme park....this could so happen) hehe

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by RandyGal
[B]"get in touch with your inner Goober!"


Is that what happens if you put too many peanuts in your Coke???

Sorry, can't help myself...I just woke up and I'm not thinking clearly..:D

[souls_cry2000]

Kyttn: It sounds like fun when do we leave. I believe a little rest and relaxation together would be wonderful.

[danziggy]

I believe a little rest and relaxation together would be wonderful.

i dont think there would be much rest!! maybe some relaxation until lilith arrived with her whip!!:D :D

[Oldfart]

Kyttn, excellent idea.

Please post a prospectus to me at

"Oldfart Investments,

PO Box 69

Slip sur le Tongue,

Darwin NT

Australia."

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
where Bilbo and Sharni splash in the surf.....naked...... Always Dreamin

Kyttn


Kyttn ..... we have been ther and done that, but........"Fanasy Over ride"

We would love to try that again with you and Souls:D

[legend]

Can you live there forever? :D

[Lovediva]

I have a dream, where Diva and Irish may walk and talk about naked

Damn..I guess I do talk alot!..:(..Sounds like all I will be doing is talking at the nudist colony.........:(



I WANT TO HAVE SEX TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! :fly: :D:D:D

[GermanSteve]

MMMh, great imagination this kind of club. I would bring a soft fur glove with me, feathers, sitar music, incense sticks, sensual food and more sensual tools and caressing all the girls that want to enjooooyyy...

Fancy some service, ladies?

[Murphy]

Hey anybody want one of these doughnuts?
The long hard one in the middle is cream filled...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Nothing personal, Murph, but I'm on a diet... no donuts for me.LOL

[Murphy]

But it's High protein and sugar-free

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
But it's High protein and sugar-free


Is it low-fat too???:confused: :D

[Murphy]

But of course...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
But of course...

In that case........Hand it over, baby!!! Gimme, gimme, More, More!!!!:D

[Murphy]

OK, Let me just slide these 6 French Cruellers off it first...Here ya go Sugar...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Ooohhhh Yeahhhhh Baabyyy!!!!

[Murphy]

Hmmmmm, Enjoy, Ahhhhhhhh!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hey, wait a minute!!!! Where's the damn cream filling??????

[Murphy]

Hold on a second....AHHHH....Here it is.....oops sorry for the mess...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Oh damn, got some in my eye......I hate when that happens!!
Who's got a clean wet cloth???

[Murphy]

No, but I have an Idea
*Kisses your eye and starts licking...*

[Sugarsprinkles]

Could you at least wait until I take my glasses off????
Don't want tongue streaks all over the lenses on top of everything else....LOL

[Murphy]

LOL... *Kisses nose* there is that better?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Yes, it is...oh, oh,, hold on I have to sneeze!:D

[BamaKyttn]

*lol*

*pinches Sugars' nose so she cant*


Deviously

Kyttn

[Oldfart]

Snot very nice Kyttn. Let the poor girl sneeze if she needs to.

[Sugarsprinkles]

AaaaaaAaaaaaCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Thanks OF, I really needed that sneeze!!

Oh hell, have to go change panties, sneezed so hard I peed my pants!:D :eek: :eek:

DAMN!! Forgot to bring an extra pair....guess I'll just have to go without any...:eek: :D

[Oldfart]

Any excuse!!

But it's a good one.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Excuse? I don't need no stinkin' excuse!!:D

[Oldfart]

I think you sneezed all over your bra too.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What bra??
Can't stand them infernal contraptions!!!
Just some damned thing invented by a man to constrain and otherwise keep a woman in her place.
Only wear one when absolutely necessary...I hate the damned things!! I love my bra like a man loves his tie.:D

[Oldfart]

There goes my "Nudism by Stealth" ploy.

Bugger.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sing me some more "Black Velvet Band", OF, and I'm all yours!!

Or "Wild Colonial Boy" even.......:D :D

[Oldfart]

Lost my taste for "Wild Colonial Boy" when Mick Jagger sang

about 588 choruses of it in the Ned Kelly movie.

Can't remember any more of "Black Velvet Band"

Scarlet Ribbons do?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I suppose so, if that's the only one you can remember right now. It's a very pretty song.

Mind's going blank here, I can remember bits and pieces of BVB, but not in any coherent order. Damn!!
How 'bout "Wild Rover?"...oh hell! Any Irish folk music will do it for me!!:D

[Oldfart]

Come sit on my lap and we'll see how much of BVB we can

work out or make up.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Ok, OF, here I am, sitting on your lap, sans undies, singing softly in your ear:

"So come all you jolly young fellows
I'd have you take warning by me
And whenever you're out on the liquor
Beware of the pretty colleen
They'll fill your with whiskey and porter
Until You're not able to stand
And the very next thing that you know
You're landed in Van Dieman's Land"

(I cheated...looked the lyrics up online he he)

[Oldfart]

Sprinkles

Move just a little to the left please.

[Sugarsprinkles]

*skooching over to the left....OOOooohhhh OF!!!!

My, my, OF, are you enjoying my singing or are you just damned happy to see me??:D

[Oldfart]

Are you taking a rise out of me, woman?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Are you taking a rise out of me, woman?

Most definitely kind sir! Taking all you're willing to give....
"By the Risin' of the Moon";)

[Oldfart]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Sugarsprinkles]

Tell me more.....:eek:

[Play4n6]

It all sounds good...whose backyard can we start this in? :)

[BamaKyttn]

I have a lot of land... 40 acres to be exact.....

[Oldfart]

Hmmmmmmm

"Kyttn Acres, for Pixies folk to shed their cares and other things."

(Clothes, inhibitions, etc)

[BamaKyttn]

*giggle* sounds like fun, but we'll have to run off the cows... unless anyone can think of a use for em?

Kyttn

[Oldfart]

Tethered to the fence as a privacy screen?

Pretty boring for the cows, but who knows what their

boredom threshhold is?

[Sugarsprinkles]

We could use all the milk to make MORE PUDDING!!!:D :D

[BamaKyttn]

ooooh! good idea and the baby cow can be the CUUUUUUTE factor!!!!

but the guy's will hafta look out for the squirrels... they like to take the nuts and hide them under rocks....

Always
Kyttn

[Oldfart]

We devilishly clever men have a counter-ploy to the squirrels.

If we hide under the lovely ladies of KYTTN ACRES, the

squirrels will never find us.

[BamaKyttn]

one easter morn
to a city fair rode I.
there marching lines
of dub'lins fines
in squadrons passed me by....

no pipe did hum
no battle drum
did sound it's loud tattoo.....

sorry Sinead o'conner is catching

[Oldfart]

Sinead at the colony?

Merit in that thought.

[danziggy]

who is she catching??

[BamaKyttn]

me if I can arrange it heheh >purr<
In the "foggy dew"
Kyttn

[Oldfart]

Kyttn, lots of pics please.

[Sugarsprinkles]

If Sinead is there, count me out....
not my type, musically, or any other way.....uh uh...

[BamaKyttn]

SS geez kiddo, theres plenty of room for you to have your fun too... ease up.

Kyttn

[Murphy]

BK there's ALWAYS plenty of room for you AND Sugarsprinkles AND RandyGal. Oh, and what's-his-name can come too.

Hey! A double decker sandich! oops, that's the birthday thread..

[Oldfart]

Sprinkles,

Come settle down here with the sunlounges, picnic table

groaning under all the goodies and a really nice selection

of wines and soft drinks.

The six stacker CD has all the good songs on it too.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
SS geez kiddo, theres plenty of room for you to have your fun too... ease up.

Kyttn

Ok, I'll guess I'll play too. Just keep her a long way away from me!!:D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Sprinkles,

Come settle down here with the sunlounges,
The six stacker CD has all the good songs on it too.

Lots of oldies, I hope (music that is!)
You got good music, OF, and I'm there!!

[quisath]

ummmmmmm.......I'll bring the ASTRO GLIDE..........looks like they'll be alot of Slippin and Slidin.

[Lovediva]

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer. - $300 for both! :D :D

[Prophet Reality]

Diva keep the washer and dryer, we need something to wash the towels and sheets with.

[Oldfart]

Sprinkles,

The oldies I don't have we can borrow from Scotz and

any other generous person.

[Sugarsprinkles]

OF,
It works for me...I've got plenty of oldies myself..been collecting records since 1959 and I still have my first one!!

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
OF,
It works for me...I've got plenty of oldies myself..been collecting records since 1959 and I still have my first one!!

NOW whos'e dating herself....:D

I should talk, I got records going back to the 1001 Strings record-of-the-month collection!:cool:

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy



I should talk

Go ahead, Murphy, talk away....you're younger than I am.

My first record, which I still own, was "Witch Doctor" by David Seville, who later hit it big with the Chipmunks...
First album was Elvis Presley's Gold Hits Vol. 1. Still have that too!
:D

[Murphy]

*sticks out tounge*
Women don't have ages....they're all the same layin' down..

[Sugarsprinkles]

Watch it, Murphy!!
Don't stick that tongue out unless you plan to use it!!!:eek: :D

[Murphy]

*diving for your thighs*
Sounds like an invitation...

[Sugarsprinkles]

*not trying to get away*

MMmmm, could be Murphy.....could be......he he he

[Murphy]

*settling into a good position*
Ahhhh - another oldie but goodie!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
Ahhhh - another oldie but goodie!


Now, just wait a minute!!!!

What do you mean by that????? Who's an oldie???????:confused: :mad:

[Murphy]

SS - Not you, the position, "Face full of Muff"
Getting parinoid?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I don't know.....maybe...
How was I to know that's what you meant??

Oh well, no matter. I've had a bad morning, don't mean to take it out on you.

[Murphy]

No problem, let me make you feel better...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Please do.....by all means........:)

[legend]

well where's all the youngies then?

[Murphy]

*reply muffled as he returns to his favorite position*

[Murphy]

Originally posted by legend
well where's all the youngies then?
Everyone here is young at heart.

[legend]

yeah but not everyone has a young heart

[Murphy]

Granted, but at least you got to admit we've all got HEART.

[legend]

well anyway......are there no young people at this camp?

[Murphy]

Yes, there are plenty of young people around, they're just not here yet...give it time..

[Sugarsprinkles]

Yep, they just aren't out of school yet.......:D
or off work.....They'll be here, just be patient.

[Murphy]

SO, what else do we need to bring to the colony - HEY! whose got the roaming laptop? We gotta have that laptop!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I think MindBoxer is still looking for it over on the Pixieholics Anonymous thread......:D

[Murphy]

Oh well, I guess he'll bring it - if he can get it away from Kytten..

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Sprinkles,

The oldies I don't have we can borrow from Scotz and

any other generous person. Am quite generous with most things... except my oldies... they have a tendency to not return... but when I finally arrive in the 21st century, & aquire a cd burner, I will supply some really zonked out party CDs...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Scotzoid,
Bring your oldies over here....I've got a burner....and I promise you'll get every single one back!! I've lost some that way too, and it really bites!
It would be fun to compare 45's.....I'll show you mine, if you show me yours!!:D

[Lilith]

Sorry I was asleep in that hammock.... <yawn & stretch>Sprinkles if we are all nekkid (the proper southern terminology) aren't we all showing....... well.....everyone:D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I s'pose you're right Lilith.... I guess I forgot I was nekkid! See, before I knew it I was used to it and didn't even notice anymore.:D

[Oldfart]

Scotz,

If you tranferred them to cassette, it's easier than taking

straight off the record. Less wear and tear and chance of

damage to the disc.

[scotzoidman]

Learned that long ago, OF... I suppose I should post a pic of my massive cassette & reel-to-reel collection over on the "Junk" thread... sorry, record industry, but home taping was/is the only way I could feed my music addiction...

[Oldfart]

Easier medium to transfer to MP3 from.

[BamaKyttn]

*raises hand* I'm a young'un.... a mere 18 *bats her eyes*

Kyttn

[danziggy]

what is a young'un????? do i count i am only 27....or is it 28 oh fuck cant remember now!! hang on i have to count years......ahh got it im 27 and 28 later this year.

[Sugarsprinkles]

That's ok, Kyttn! You made it in just under the age limit......*No one under 18 admitted without parent or guardian*

[Murphy]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
Learned that long ago, OF... I suppose I should post a pic of my massive cassette & reel-to-reel collection over on the "Junk" thread... sorry, record industry, but home taping was/is the only way I could feed my music addiction...

Scotzoid, Did sony ever perfect that laser LP reader they were working on to eliminate the needle wear from phonographs?

[legend]

Originally posted by Murphy


Scotzoid, Did sony ever perfect that laser LP reader they were working on to eliminate the needle wear from phonographs?


yeah, it's called a cd player :D

[Murphy]

Originally posted by legend


yeah, it's called a cd player :D

I was talking about laser technology to read the grooves in a vynyl record...Sony was working on one in the '90s

[legend]

yeah and i was just being a smart ass :D

[Murphy]

Originally posted by legend
yeah and i was just being a smart ass :D

I'm learning to recognize that - see you CAN teach this old dog new tricks...:cool:

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy


see you CAN teach this old dog new tricks...:cool:

I have some tricks I'd love to teach you, Murphy.......
Bet you could teach me some too.....;) :D

[Murphy]

I'm just "begging" to be taught...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
I'm just "begging" to be taught...

No begging necessary......just ask with a "pretty please"!

[BamaKyttn]

I'm an eager learner... teach me teach me, who wants to be my guardian??

Kyttn

[Sugarsprinkles]

Murphy and I can be your guardians, Kyttn
The more the merrier, I always say!
.......interested?;)

[BamaKyttn]

heheh I'm always interested.

[Oldfart]

Sprinkles,

That didn't look like your wing Kyttn was under.

[BamaKyttn]

OF wanna join in? *wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more* hehehe

[Oldfart]

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Only if you insist.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Only if you insist.

Sure, OF, join in!! Bet you've got some things you could teach us too.....hhhhhmmmm????;)

[Oldfart]

Teaching?

Nah, mutual learning experience

[Sugarsprinkles]

Exactly, OF!! That was my intention....just maybe misphrased it....
Please join in!!!

[Oldfart]

Move over,

Make room for the Buddha of Lurve

[Sugarsprinkles]

The more the merrier, OF!!:D

[Oldfart]

Can't argue with that.

[Sugarsprinkles]

It's useless to argue with me anyway, OF!! I always get my way........well, almost always....:D

[Oldfart]

I just can't quite seem to doubt that.

[Sugarsprinkles]

See, I knew you were a wise man, OF!! :D

[BamaKyttn]

*laugh* sounds like a lot of fun to me.

Kyttn

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
*laugh* sounds like a lot of fun to me.

Kyttn

Oh, how right you are, Kyttn!! *laughs with Kyttn*

[Oldfart]

Hmmm (thinks) This could be fun..

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Hmmm (thinks) This could be fun..

Damn right!! Now what are you waiting for????:D :D

[Oldfart]

Cheaper airfares

[Sugarsprinkles]

:(
Anyone got any frequent flyer miles they can let OF use?????

[Oldfart]

all donations gratefully accepted.

Gotta check out Sprinkle's party at Kyttn Acres.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
all donations gratefully accepted.

Gotta check out Sprinkle's party at Kyttn Acres.

Come one, come all!!
And all the "Elderly" folks are invited (see eternal question thread on General chat)!!

[Oldfart]

Yes, the most erotic display of walking frames and other

esoteric devices available for a small fee ( to help pay OF's

airfare to the party).

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Yes, the most erotic display of walking frames and other

esoteric devices available for a small fee ( to help pay OF's

airfare to the party).

You are just hysterical, OF!!! I love it!! Let's see, I have one cane and a walker available!:D

[Oldfart]

1 cane, 1 walker, 1 Sprinkles, 1 Oldfart, 1 bunch of other

delightful people, 1 special guest star because she owns the

venue (BamaKyttn), 1 video camera array, mmmmmmmmmmm.

Mr Spielberg!! I say, Steven old chap, an idea for Ep.3.

Forget the Clone Wars and the Sith Accession, how about

"Breakfast at Bama's"?

[BamaKyttn]

*laugh* how about brunch instead, I plan to be "shagged out following a prolonged squawk" (for monty python fans) and wont be arising for my usual morning cuppa.

Kyttn

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
how about
"Breakfast at Bama's"?

Should we sing "Moon River"??? *smacks self upside head*
Oh, no, that was from "Breakfast at Tiffany's!".......... Silly Sprinkles!!:D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
(for monty python fans) and wont be arising for my usual morning cuppa.

Kyttn

Oh Kyttn!! Kyttn!
*puts mouth close to Kyttn's ear as if she were the dead parrot in Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch* and yells.....
" Wakey , Wakey!!!"

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles


Should we sing "Moon River"??? *smacks self upside head*
Oh, no, that was from "Breakfast at Tiffany's!".......... Silly Sprinkles!!:D

No, "Three Coins in the Fountain" was breakfast at tiffany's, "Moon river" was chevy chace at the proctologist's office...

[Murphy]

OF~ I'm driving an ADA equipped minivian to Kyttns--want a lift?

[Murphy]

Sprinkles~
I'm packing strawberry yogurt....you wnat a ride too?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sure!! I'm on my way!!!

[Murphy]

Kyttn~ We're on our way! look for 3 aging hippies in a chartruce microbus...

[Sugarsprinkles]

AGING?????? WHO YOU CALLING AGING?????
Speak for yourself!!:D :D :D :D

And howcome there aren't any flowers painted on this here microbus??????

[Murphy]

Flowers painted on, and a flag....and a BIG smiley face where the VW emblem used to be...

[Oldfart]

Any lift in a storm.

[Oldfart]

a chartreuse micro-bus?

Have we got ourselves a CONVOY?

[Murphy]

a BIG old convoy, if everyone is converging on kytten's place

[BamaKyttn]

This parrot is no more, it is an EX PARROT!!!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

"It's bleedin' demised!!" LOL :D

[Oldfart]

Yes, the trouble you can have with a Norwegian Blue.

[BamaKyttn]

*laugh* I love it, talking about Monty Python in a sex forum....

I came in here for an Argument!
oh sorry this is abuse!

Kyttn

[scotzoidman]

He has shuffled off the mortal coil, and joined the choir invisible...

[Sugarsprinkles]

"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it!

[Belial]

Originally posted by legend
well where's all the youngies then?
*raises hand :D

[Belial]

PINING FOR THE FJORDS?!?!?!???

[Oldfart]

The one bloody Python I don't have on MP3

[Belial]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
*lol* dunno..... any suggestions?
Virgin Airlines?

Kyttn
I prefer airlines that take you all the way ;)

[Oldfart]

Bloody airline security has taken the "club" out of the

"Mile High".

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it!
"Perch? of course he's still sitting his perch! You've nailed his bloody feet to it!"

[Sugarsprinkles]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! :D :D :D

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it!
"Perch? of course he's still sitting his perch! You've nailed his bloody feet to it!"

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
a BIG old convoy, if everyone is converging on kytten's place

Where the hell is this damned convoy???? I've been waiting for 2 days and still no Chartreuse Micro-bus.........

Should I wait, or just hitch-hike????

WAHHHHHHH!!! I wanna go to Kyttn's place!!!*laying on floor flailing arms and legs*:( :mad:

[Belial]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! :D :D :D
E's fuckin' snuffed it!

[Murphy]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles


Where the hell is this damned convoy???? I've been waiting for 2 days and still no Chartreuse Micro-bus.........

Should I wait, or just hitch-hike????

WAHHHHHHH!!! I wanna go to Kyttn's place!!!*laying on floor flailing arms and legs*:( :mad:
Sory SS...had a flat and had to change the tire...We're on our way!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy

Sory SS...had a flat and had to change the tire...We're on our way!

I don't wanna hear about no damn flat tires!!! I've had my share of them last Wednesday and again this morning!! Just get over here and pick me up NOW!!!!!:whiteghos

[mindboxer505]

**mb sights a fine lass flailing her arms and legs on the side of the road** ''can i assist you, fair maiden?''
''hop aboard my genuine pixified totally rehabilitated georgia-made traveling mobile.......how many more passengers do you have with you?''
''I think i can handle 5 or 6 more in here....be a tight squeeze though......''

[Murphy]

just cruisin that way now....keep your undies on...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Murphy
....keep your undies on...

Who said I was wearin' any undies????? I never said that!!!:eek:

[Murphy]

That's right...you gave 'em to me...got 'em hangin from the mirror - right up there with my pair of fuzzy dice...

[Oldfart]

SS, always beware a gypsy rover in a chartreuse Microbus.

[nikanik]

Can a new member cum too

[nutworld]

[i]Originally posted by BamaKyttn
but the guy's will hafta look out for the squirrels... they like to take the nuts and hide them under rocks....


Hey now!!

...no damn squirrel is taking me ANYWHERE, that is IF I can get into this place.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Oldfart
SS, always beware a gypsy rover in a chartreuse Microbus.

Ahh, they're a dangerous lot, OF...but I'll be careful.....I appreciate the warning...

Sure, nikanik...come on along..the more the merrier..

Nutworld.....forget the squirrels and get on the bus...we've got plenty of room....just don't behave like a "fucking idiot" LOL


ALL ABOARD!!! :D

[nutworld]

SS,

Thanks for the invite. I'll leave the "idiot" behind when I make the journey, but I'm bringing extra nuts..just in case the squirrels get out of hand.

[Oldfart]

Nut, they're squirrels, not gerbils.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by nutworld
SS,

Thanks for the invite. but I'm bringing extra nuts..

Extra nuts? You got EXTRA NUTS?????

HEY LADIES!!!! Nutworld has EXTRA NUTS!!!!!!
WWHHOOOHHHOOOOO!!!!!!

Always knew there was something "special" about you Nutworld!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Oldfart]

Yes, 'tis a testimonial to the man.

[MrX]

wow this sounds like a great holiday, I think i should have no trouble convincing MissX to cum...er i mean come along. Sounds like a whole heap of fun....

[Murphy]

Everybody hold on...have to engage Flotation mode and take a detour to tasmania...gotta go pick up grumbleguts....did I mention that this was a Chartreuse CONVERSION microbus?

[icecreamthighs]

It has to be icecream for me of course, baby oil is good to but it leaves a bit of a nasty taste!

i think champagne (if you've ever seen tesco's bizare 'great with fish', 'great with chicken' etc - well i think champagne is 'great with cock!') and strawberries is nice - i save the cream for spreading on myself!!!!!

[nikanik]

I agree a little champagne is good with dick. And strawberries with praline sauce. Might just be a southern thing though.

[BamaKyttn]

and a nice mint julep!

*giggles*

Kyttn

[nikanik]

Shall i bring some along?

[nutworld]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Yes, 'tis a testimonial to the man.

Thanks OF.

Been meaning to say that for a day or so now, but just didn't.
sorry.

You didnt believe the nickname Sugarsprinkles ??

:)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by nutworld


You didnt believe the nickname Sugarsprinkles ??

:)

Welll...............if you go back and check my post you'll see that I saidOriginally posted by Sugarsprinkles

Always knew there was something "special" about you Nutworld!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

It's just better than I expected....

:heart: :D

[Oldfart]

OK you two, quotes at 20 paces and may the better quoter win.

[nutworld]

As fun as that sounds....there are things I'd rather be doing with Sugarsprinkles..but I'd need to be closer than 20 paces...I'm NUTWORLD...not _____-world. :)

[Oldfart]

What, pray tell? (Innocent look for all to see)

[nutworld]

If you insist.

I'm not COCK-world.

[Sugarsprinkles]

(Damn, there went all my illusions!!!)

Whatcha got in mind, Nutworld???? I'm open to suggestions, but nothing doing during Red Wings games....ok????:D

[Murphy]

...He shoots.....He Scores!!!!!!!

[BamaKyttn]

Sorry but I dont much care for red wing games ----see time of the month sex thread---- but anyway..... who should we get to endorse us? Trojan? S & M Western Wear and Equip.? ty-d-bowl?

Kyttn

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
Sorry but I dont much care for red wing games ----see time of the month sex thread---- but anyway..... who should we get to endorse us? Trojan? S & M Western Wear and Equip.? ty-d-bowl?

Kyttn

Kyttn,
Red Wing games was referring to ice hockey..National Hockey League Detroit Red Wings....got nothing to do with "time of the month" at all.;)

Now for endorsements...that's an interesting question...I'm open for suggestions.....

[Oldfart]

Endorsements?

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[Sugarsprinkles]

Works for me, OF....:D

[danziggy]

Brought to you by KyttnAcres Social Venue and Erotic Therapy


Can we have directions???:D :D

[BamaKyttn]

SugarSprinkles: I know~ I love hockey! hey we should have our own (All female) hockey team unless any of you guys want to risk gettin pushed on the ice naked?

Kyttn

[nutworld]

Can I play too Kyttn?

[BamaKyttn]

Nutworld of course luv!

Kyttn

[nutworld]

I've got my own stick..

and I love to have my pucks played with....

(did I use my "out-loud" voice there?)

[BamaKyttn]

*giggle*

[Wicked Wanda]

Wanda packs light:
Bikini bottoms for formal dinner wear,
sunscreen
Lube
One gross condoms,
Midal
makeup
vibrator with spare batteries

WW

[Oldfart]

Wanda, never picked you as an over-dresser.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by BamaKyttn
SugarSprinkles: I know~ I love hockey! hey we should have our own (All female) hockey team unless any of you guys want to risk gettin pushed on the ice naked?

Kyttn

Hmmm, an all female hockey team....is that a NAKED all gals hockey team???? Could be rather chilly...but I'll bet we have a lot of spectators!!:D
Ok, guys, who wants to be the referees and linesmen????:confused: :p :D

[Oldfart]

You'll need someone to rub in the 'warm-up goo".

Ready for a pucking good time.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Are you volunteering, OF???:p

[raraa]

i think if its about volunteering i will

[Belial]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles


Hmmm, an all female hockey team....is that a NAKED all gals hockey team???? Could be rather chilly...but I'll bet we have a lot of spectators!!:D
Ok, guys, who wants to be the referees and linesmen????:confused: :p :D

*thinks about all those nips in close proximity to ice :p :D

[BamaKyttn]

naked, of course SS!

[Murphy]

would they be named the "Ice Queens" or the "Pussickles"?

[icecreamthighs]

lol, ive never played ice hockey before........oops ict trips and ends up on all fours with nipples stuck to the ice - eeeek - please come and blow on me, or i'll have my arse in the air for the rest of the game :(

[Prophet Reality]

So what is the problem icecreamthighs. I owuld love to see your arse in the air the rest of the game. But I guess I can walk out onto the ice and blow you. I mean on you until you are unstuck.

[Mercury_Maniac]

i'll drive the Zamboni, anybody wanna ride with me? or rather just ride me?

[nikanik]

I'll ride

[Oldfart]

Sprinkles,

Of course I will.

(re-enter octopus mode)

[icecreamthighs]

i'm up again!!! but i think i'm stuck to prophet now!!!

[vampeyes]

Ok OK so the whole ice rink and naked hockey thing sounded good at first but now my nips are soooo hard I think that they are gonna fall off soon ;)

[icecreamthighs]

maybe it's time for the bath? do they have that in hockey? I hope so, nice and hot plenty of bubbles and big enough for the whole team/colony :D :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sorry, ICT, no bath in hockey...but there are a couple of intermissions in between periods...You can go in the locker room and warm up...You too Kyttn!!:D

[icecreamthighs]

ok sprinkles - any offers to warm us girlies up? but mind you dont lose an eye lol :D

[raraa]

I heard someone asking for warming up. i am ready just ask for it baby

[Prophet Reality]

I will be more than happy to do any warming up. All part of the trainer I believe, to rub down and warm up the cold parts and limbs. And I have protective googles, but I would hate to wear them.

[Oldfart]

Damn, always wanted a pair of googles!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Me too!!

[BamaKyttn]

Prophet, I think I may have a chill on my neck.... care to warm it up with you teeth I mean breath and lips?


*giggles*