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xanne
08-23-2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
OK... here's another one:
"I'm 43 years old and I've never figured anything out in my whole f***ing life!"
Hey MilkToast, could we have a clue??
MilkToast
08-24-2002, 09:19 PM
clue1: pigs in crates dropping on villages...
skipthisone
08-24-2002, 09:32 PM
somebody in Air America
"My doors open and my cats on the roof and he hates heights"
Well, thought it was from "Meet the Parents"..but just watched that scene and that's not it. Any hints Skip????
SOULMINER
08-30-2002, 12:20 PM
Is it James Gandolfini???
skipthisone
08-30-2002, 01:03 PM
hint: The movie was named after Cocaine
gotta be Blow, but don't remember a part with a cat...(that's what ya get for watching movies at home drunk..lol)
skipthisone
09-03-2002, 04:11 PM
ok enough of this crap it was Whoopi Goldberg in Fatal Beauty ...thought some geek would get that, not i guess
Heres a new one>
"Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid. "
Devillishgirl
09-03-2002, 08:29 PM
Pulp Fiction-Maria de Medeiros
"Spandex, it's a privledge, not a right."
Matthew Lillard~Hackers
"This isn't a hospital...this is an Insane Assylum, and it's all YOUR fault!!!!!"
Hot Lips ~ M*A*S*H
"Chicks dig me. Because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual."
legend
09-07-2002, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Aqua
"Chicks dig me. Because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual."
Bill Murray, Stripes
"He's not a mouse, he's my brother!"
Nikki
09-07-2002, 09:12 AM
George, Stuart Little
"they called her the sparkling diamond"
"they called her the sparkling diamond"
Christian, Moulin Rouge
It's only when we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.
Brad Pitt (Tyler durden)
Fight Club
"I hate men, I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!"
skipthisone
10-08-2002, 09:24 AM
I dont know Ash's quote, but I thought this game needed revived.
An easy one>>>
"No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here. "
SOULMINER
10-08-2002, 09:27 AM
Marcelus Wallace (Ving Rhaymes) ~ Pulp Fiction
"A Duck!"
That would be the crowd in the "burn her" witch scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"London. You know... fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins... London!"
dannyk
10-09-2002, 10:22 AM
Uncle Avi (Dennis Farina)
'Snatch'
"Did you say 'yutes'?"
SOULMINER
10-11-2002, 02:22 PM
"Oh, excuse me your honor, two "YOUTHS"
~My Cousin Vinny~
"WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE!"
skipthisone
10-11-2002, 02:28 PM
The president - Independence Day.
"If I were just a little dumber, I could have been a cop"
dannyk
10-21-2002, 10:08 AM
I think that's Mel's character in Payback. A very decent movie about standing up for your principles!!
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "
Jack "The fucking man" Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in "A Few Good Men"
"Shut up bitch and go fix me a turkey pot pie!"
John Bender, The Breakfast Club
"aren't you the same kids I caught whackin' off in my toolshed?"
Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!
skipthisone
10-25-2002, 01:23 PM
The dice, in Ford Fairlane - long ago eros
"Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain. "
dannyk
10-27-2002, 09:24 PM
Quigley / Selleck - Quigley Down Under
"Talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
Murphy
10-27-2002, 09:28 PM
Auric Goldfinger/"Goldfinger"
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
Well I do I do declare boy....that thar is a chicken boy!
Foghorn Leghorn
Booger
11-03-2002, 01:34 AM
boy
"Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"
P.J. O'Rourke
dannyk
11-06-2002, 11:17 PM
I think this thread got hijacked somehow!
Hey Murphy, what's the answer?
oops it appears I got my threads mixed up!!!! so sorry all...
skipthisone
11-07-2002, 09:19 AM
Okay, lets get this thing started again.....easy one
"Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?"
Devillishgirl
11-09-2002, 09:44 PM
Tom Berenger/Jake~Major League
"Superhero-like even"
dannyk
11-13-2002, 01:25 PM
Cereal Killer - Hackers
If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"
Pantalone
11-13-2002, 01:27 PM
Nicholas Cage - Face Off
"No man... you're famous"
skipthisone
12-01-2002, 10:34 PM
3 weeks no answer.......time for a new quote.....
skipthisone
12-01-2002, 10:38 PM
"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? "
Maid of Marvels
12-02-2002, 12:44 AM
Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in the Fight Club
New quote:
...All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Vintage Vixen
12-02-2002, 02:08 AM
bugs bunny 1001 rabbit tales
"wyatt earp, that's a terrible namefor a cowboy"
btw this is dzbuster just at her house didn't feel like logging in
skipthisone
12-02-2002, 08:47 AM
Hmmmm.... I know that quote using the name John Wayne but not Wyatt Earp....hmmmmmmm.
Maid of Marvels
12-02-2002, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by BiSexyBabeDD
bugs bunny 1001 rabbit tales
"wyatt earp, that's a terrible namefor a cowboy"
btw this is dzbuster just at her house didn't feel like logging in
Actually, Sunset Boulevard and said by Norma Desmond (played by Gloria Swanson). But Bugs works, too. :D
I know your quote as: "John Wayne? That's a terrible name for a cowboy!" from Jackie Chan's Shanghai Noon when his name, Chon Wang, is misheard.
Whatcha think?
~Maid
dzbuster
12-02-2002, 01:55 PM
at end of movie the blond guy finally tells jackie his name just before they ride down to stop the train robbers. yeah you got the right movie. maybe not the first movie to use the mr demillle line but i don't recall that being a rule lol
skipthisone
12-02-2002, 02:05 PM
post another quote there dzbuster....you answered yourself so you are entitled
skipthisone
12-05-2002, 11:43 AM
Ok, fine I will:
"Class isn't something you buy. Look at you. You've got a $500 suit on and you're still a lowlife."
Lilith
12-05-2002, 10:45 PM
Jack 48 Hours
"Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone."
Maid of Marvels
12-06-2002, 11:43 AM
Dead Poets Society (Alex Keating played by Robin Williams)
You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!
skipthisone
12-26-2002, 04:34 PM
Cringe at the thought I know this...Hocus Pocus...one of those ugly witch bitches...
"We can head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
Devillishgirl
12-26-2002, 07:23 PM
Robin Williams~Patch Adams
"I'm not even shooting for a successful relationship at this point. I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very, very low. Basically I'm just looking for a mammal. That's my bottom line and I'm really very flexible on that too."
skipthisone
12-26-2002, 09:58 PM
Bye Bye Love - I am a Sam Weisman Freak...
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."
This is Spinal Tap ~ David
"You are a neo-maxi zoom dweeby."
Bender~The Breakfast Club
"Your protus alone has been worth the trip."
K-pax ~ Kevin Spacey
"It was the power of the force that stopped you, you hoser."
skipthisone
01-10-2003, 01:22 PM
Strange Brew - Doug I think
"look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here "
Kevin Spacey~American Beauty
"My team doesn't wait around to get hit by the shit-storm, we ARE the shit-storm."
skipthisone
02-17-2003, 10:02 PM
Revive us Eros...
Hell Skippy...it's been so long even "I" forget what it was from..lol. Pretty sure it was Denzell Washington in Training Day tho....someone new give us a new quote to guess!!!!...PLEASE?!?!?!?!
Cabrylla
02-18-2003, 02:56 AM
"Don't get strung out by the way I look; don't judge a book by it's cover . . . I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover!"
IAKaraokeGirl
02-18-2003, 01:24 PM
Dr Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life."
Renee Zellweger~Jerry McGuire
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
skipthisone
03-17-2003, 03:03 PM
Bullet from Snatch
"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day"
Steve Martin~LA Story
"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"
huntersgirl
03-18-2003, 01:08 PM
X- men~ Storm
"We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. "
Malcom McDowell~A Clockwork Orange
"Daddy, there's a monster outside my window..can I have a glass of water?"
skipthisone
03-18-2003, 03:27 PM
Bo - Signs
"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. "
I use that line all the time... :p
Booger ~ Revenge of the Nerds
"Stunt Cock!"
WildIrish
05-12-2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Aqua
I use that line all the time... :p
Booger ~ Revenge of the Nerds
"Stunt Cock!"
Bachelor Party?
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"
skipthisone
05-12-2003, 10:33 AM
good one...Full metal jacket...
"Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass!"
WildIrish
05-12-2003, 02:03 PM
Blazing Saddles!
How about an easy one?
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
Uncle Buck ~ John Candy
Sorry I didn't see that no one got the answer to my previous quote...
The movie was Orgasmo.
"We got the upperhand cochise. They think I'm dead. I'm a corpse."
Lilith
05-20-2003, 08:30 AM
Lethal Weapon
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."
Mary Steward Masterson~Benny & Joon
"It's like wiping your ass with silk."
huntersgirl
05-20-2003, 11:11 AM
The Matrix reloaded
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
Rutger Hauer~Blade Runner
"Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"
WildIrish
05-20-2003, 11:54 AM
X-men
How about this one:
"Between you and me, uh, she might have been 15 but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either!"
WildIrish
05-22-2003, 01:16 PM
Need another clue?
Same movie:
"Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?"
WildIrish
05-23-2003, 10:52 AM
Ok, I can see where this is going...NOWHERE! It was "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".
How about:
"The chili here makes you wanna slap your mama!"
The dad in Friday After Next
"Oh, he's a Dragon Slayer. So that would make you King Arthur then?"
Ok..I'll give ya a hint....Mathew McConahey...bald..lol
That's Reign of Fire
"Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."
skipthisone
07-01-2003, 02:13 PM
Give me a break.....tis Luke in SW.
"We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival. "
darogle
07-26-2003, 02:35 AM
Its from Papillon, but can't remember if it was Hoffman or McQueen that said it
"You are nothing more than unorganized, grabasstic, pieces of amphibian shit!"
GingerV
07-26-2003, 05:41 AM
That one's the drill instructer, Full Metal Jacket.
And I know, it's an easy one...but it somehow seems appropriate ;-)
"I'll have what she's having."
campingboy
07-28-2003, 10:32 AM
Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. Just after she proved to Billy Crystal that woman can fake an orgasm any time they want.
Are we still going to do Stonehenge?
skipthisone
10-01-2003, 01:44 PM
I have no fucking clue....Reviving this thread...
New quote:
"He'd better be careful. It's dangerous to be a honest man"
TY skip....
This one however isn't ringing a bell for me... anyone else?
"He'd better be careful. It's dangerous to be a honest man"
darogle
10-01-2003, 02:03 PM
Michael Corleone in The Godfather pt. 3
"I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire."
(Yeah I know its long, but it was all one sentence. LOL)
skipthisone
10-01-2003, 02:20 PM
Dont remember the guys name, but that was from Office Space.
"Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen"
dancingrugger
10-30-2003, 02:35 AM
Figured i'd revive this one again ....
Dennis Hopper in Waterworld
how bout this ...
"Shit.. You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"
Harvey Keitel ~ Reservior Dogs (don't remember which Mr ___ he was)
"Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!"
From Dusk 'til Dawn ~ Cheech Marin
"The streets are crawling with soldiers... LOOK!"
*BUMP*
Anyone know it?? ^^^
Nope.....help us out o' fishy one!!!!
dancingrugger
02-14-2004, 04:59 PM
*BUMP*
you gonna give a clue Aqua?
OMG... I'm so sorry... I missed TWO bumps. (Next time PM me)
Another quote... same movie... not long after the last one...
"I'm fighting with cardboard!"
wyndhy
05-04-2004, 10:34 AM
pliskin??? metal gear 2???
or
spike???buffy the vampire slayer???
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
Sorry wyndhy, neither are correct.
Different scene altogether, same movie...
"And that's the Ethiopian... Shim Sham!!"
I KNOW that there are Pixies that have seen this movie... someone has got to know it!
wyndhy
05-04-2004, 01:11 PM
you didn't answer mine Aqua. or are we stuck here til someone answers yours
wyndhy
05-04-2004, 01:19 PM
oh, maybe...
jay???jay and silent bob strike back???
We're basically stuck until mine is answered...
But if there is no correct answer by the end of the day (my day), I will give the answer and we can move on to yours.
Ok... nobody guessed it... the movie is...
History of the World, Part 1
Going on to wyndhy's...
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
wyndhy
05-10-2004, 07:14 AM
*bump* this game is fun
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
dancingrugger
05-11-2004, 12:27 AM
Army of Darkness
"If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you."
wyndhy
05-11-2004, 09:27 AM
gideon, all that jazz
I came here to do two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
dancingrugger
05-11-2004, 02:10 PM
Duke Nukem, of Duke Nukem 3D
Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die.
BIGbad
05-16-2004, 09:16 PM
JACK!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
WE ARE A SANDWICH OF JUSTICE...NO TOPPINGS NECESSARY!
wyndhy
05-17-2004, 02:34 PM
SPOOOOOON!!!!
The Tick, of course...from the cartoon The Tick
...I always thought you were crazy...but now I can see your nuts. (I thank you.)
wyndhy
05-18-2004, 09:48 PM
bump
Lilith
05-18-2004, 09:56 PM
Austin Powers Gold Member
"You mean to tell me there was more than one lobster present at the birth of baby Jesus? "
Steph
05-19-2004, 01:14 AM
Love Actually
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
darogle
05-19-2004, 02:55 AM
Pulp Fiction ~ Ving Rhames
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!"
Search for the Holy Grail ~ Peasant
"There's a new sherrif in town, and his name's Reggie Hammond!"
BIGbad
05-19-2004, 06:01 PM
Eddie Murphy!
48 Hours! Just another one I love from that flick "Having some trouble with that door Luther?"
Try this one on for size!
"Can you dig it", insert the name of the movie..."come out and play-ie"
LOL... I say that all the time!
"Caaaaaaaannnnn youuuuuuuuu dig iiitttttttttttt!!"
The Warriors ~ Boss Guy... Can't remember the guys name.
"You see that sign over there... No shirt, No shoes, No Dice! Learn it... know it... live it."
BIGbad
05-22-2004, 03:54 PM
You got me stumped, I need some help!
BIGbad
05-25-2004, 09:43 PM
It seems similar to Spicoli in Fast Times, but I am just not sure...give me a hint man!
Nope..it was Judge Reinhold's character when Spicoli came in the resturant with just his trunks on.
"You go to therapy to work out your issues...not bang your therapist!!"
Steph
05-30-2004, 06:05 PM
It's Not Easy Being Greek
Laura: Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.
Rob: No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later.
Laura: Right. It'll have to be sex, then.
Rob: Right. Right.
High Fedelity
And actually Steph, my quote was from Bad Boys 2...but if it was in that too...oh well..lol.
"It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles."
wyndhy
06-02-2004, 10:21 PM
um, either Band of Brothers or Private Ryan, i think. i see the uniforms and the set so i know it's one of those two. probably Private Ryan cause they were lookin for someone.
if i'm wrong skip this one. if i'm not
"What is it about good sex that makes me hafta take a crap?"
dancingrugger
06-08-2004, 11:56 AM
Kingpin
"You know, there are two things I don't like about you, Felicia... your face. So how 'bout shutting both of them?"
oh and i'm pretty sure the last one was Savng Private Ryan hon
jseal
06-08-2004, 01:07 PM
I don’t know which character it was, but I think that was from “The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”.
“Sir, I've inspected this boat, and I think you ought to know that I can't swim.”
dancingrugger
06-13-2004, 09:10 PM
I believe David Niven (Miller) said that in The Guns of Navarone
"When your head says one thing and your whole life says another, your head always loses."
Steph
06-16-2004, 09:20 AM
Key Largo, Frank Mcloud
"Well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes... Actually, it's quite good on toast."
wyndhy
06-17-2004, 08:50 PM
shreck ~ Shreck
"The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings. Calloo-callay, come run away. We’re cabbages and kings!'
musicman
06-20-2004, 06:48 AM
the walrus from alice in wonderland
"Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open. "
skipthisone
06-28-2004, 09:03 AM
The Sec of D in Hunt for Red October.
"Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head"
That would be Tom Berringer in Major League....
"Donald Duck is down at the crossroads with a machine gun."
RIP Skip :jedi:
Catch22
09-28-2004, 12:40 AM
ttt
wyndhy
10-26-2004, 08:05 PM
it's been a month. i guess no-one knows it so i'll start a new one, if that's alright
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.
I could have guessed that one from just "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders". ;)
Vizzini - The Princess Bride
"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
wyndhy
11-20-2004, 10:27 PM
only cause i don't wanna make em too hard :rolleyes: :p :D
han solo- star wars: a new hope
"in the fifth, your ass goes down. say it." ;)
wyndhy
12-01-2004, 04:37 PM
bump
only cause i don't wanna make em too hard :rolleyes: :p :D
han solo- star wars: a new hope
"in the fifth, your ass goes down. say it." ;)
Marcelus Wallace ~ Pulp Fiction
"He said, 'Black guys help the white guys.'"
rabbit
12-05-2004, 09:08 PM
Dewey Oxburger (John Candy)---Stripes
"I'm gonna barbeque your ass...in molasses!"
rabbit
12-08-2004, 09:50 PM
bump
:jump:
Sherrif Buford T. Justice ~ Smokey and The Bandit
And to see if I can't confuse people...
"Smokey is the Bandit!"
rabbit
12-13-2004, 11:03 PM
LOL...from the movie "Smokey is the Bandit".
"You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella."
wyndhy
02-21-2005, 10:12 PM
me? dunno but... *BUMP!* :D
wyndhy
04-26-2005, 12:21 PM
duh!!!! :rolleyes:
buford t justice! smoke and the bandit
"s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. i-i-i-i-i-i-in-in-in-in-in-in the head!"
It aint often that a blowed up mutherfucker gets to chat to the motherfucker that blowed him up.
You got that right, usually the blowed up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up.
dicksbro
01-15-2008, 04:46 AM
The 51st State.
(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
"Was she in there before you baked it?"
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