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cockalot
02-25-2002, 07:28 AM
Ok ladies, and Gents: Tell all what is the largest or funniest thing you have ever had in your CUNT or placed there?
Sharni
02-25-2002, 01:10 PM
Largest - Bilbo's fist :eek: :D

Funniest - a screwdriver attached to a electric drill...:D
Lovediva
02-25-2002, 05:52 PM
Omg...I don't believe I am going to answer this....but here it goes... a cabbage patch doll...don't ask...and don't ask to see pics..LMFAO!!!! :D :D :D
Lady Pleaser
02-25-2002, 05:57 PM
ok Diva I will not ask, but a Cabbage patch doll that really leaves a lot to the imagination:D :D ;)
Nubian
02-25-2002, 06:07 PM
LMAO...Believe me, I'm afraid to ask!


Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Omg...I don't believe I am going to answer this....but here it goes... a cabbage patch doll...don't ask...and don't ask to see pics..LMFAO!!!! :D :D :D
Lovediva
02-25-2002, 06:28 PM
**Hangs her head in shame**
If my kids only knew what mommy did to their dolls!! :eek: OMG...

LMAO...Believe me, I'm afraid to ask!

Heehee....it was a longggggggggggg longggggggggggg time ago!! Now I am into better things....kit kat bars...popsicles....hammer....LMFAO!!! :D :D
Sharni
02-25-2002, 06:33 PM
ROTFLMFAO@Diva
Aqua
02-25-2002, 06:37 PM
Aquaman jumps into his ROTFLMAO 2500 SE and kicks into high gear down the super-laughter highway thanks to Diva!! :D :D :o
Lovediva
02-25-2002, 06:43 PM
Go ahead..laugh at my expense....see if I care!!!








Hahahahahahahaha!!!! :D :D ;)

At least I answered the question....:p So there!!! :D
Nubian
02-25-2002, 06:45 PM
I can just see it now..."Mommy, why are my dolls grinning from ear to ear? My friends have the same dolls but none smile like ours do! :p :p :D
Lovediva
02-25-2002, 06:47 PM
:p :p :p
Lilith
02-25-2002, 06:52 PM
I went to the patch in Georgia where the little things are born and they said nothing about them entering the world by way of Love Diva's canal...... you would think they would show a film of that.... it sure would have spiced up the tour and the men being forced to attend would have appreciated it :)
Lovediva
02-25-2002, 06:59 PM
ROTFLMFAO@Lilith!!!! :D
Irish
02-26-2002, 06:36 PM
LoveDiva4u---Barbie wants to know why you are showing favoritism.She also wants to know if you have something against
lesbianism. Irish
P.S.I imagine that we all have done something in our life that we
would rather people didn't know about.At least you told people
about yours.
Saddaddy
02-26-2002, 07:14 PM
I bet G.I. Joe & Ken Are Jealous They Didn't get the Pleasure Either !:D
Irish
02-26-2002, 07:26 PM
Saddaddy---From what I am told;Ken has the same equipment as
Diva! Irish
Saddaddy
02-26-2002, 07:31 PM
LOL
Lovediva
02-26-2002, 08:52 PM
From what I am told;Ken has the same equipment as Diva


Went right over my head......LMFAO :D
HUH???????
Wicked Wanda
02-26-2002, 11:02 PM
I have been fisted once, so that answers the "largest" question... but the funniest is harder.
I guess it would have to be a condom- covered banana.
( I don't think the oar handle actually penatrated me)

Blushingly,

WW
mindboxer505
02-26-2002, 11:39 PM
Ok, this one ladyfriend liked me to rub her clit with a fuzzy kiwi fruit and some times she'd take a long neck yellow squash and have me use it like a dildo on her.
Lovediva
02-27-2002, 10:58 AM
and some times she'd take a long neck yellow squash and have me use it like a dildo on her.


OMG...glad I am not the only one who uses squash!!!:D :D :D
Sharni
02-27-2002, 01:15 PM
Nope....your certainly not the only one :o :D
ROCKHARD
02-27-2002, 06:31 PM
Bet that cabbage patch doll is worth some money today!!! LOL!
scotzoidman
02-27-2002, 10:31 PM
I once brought in some nice big bumpy cucumbers, fresh from the garden, for her personal entertainment...