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Fang
02-13-2002, 12:47 PM
Seen "High Fidelity?" They make lists for everything. I am instituting the first top five list.

Top 5 locations for sex in no particular order:

1. an abandoned house off an old country road
2. during a party/get together at a friend's house (not the person you're sleeping with)
3. on a balcony outside your house/apartment that could be seen by passersby
4.the kitchen table
5. the kitchen counter

Glyndwr
02-13-2002, 05:19 PM
Hi Fang

1. In the shower
2. In a jacuzzi
3. Under a waterfall
4. In a swimming pool after closing time
5. In a warm tropical sea

Is there a theme here?

Irish
02-13-2002, 05:42 PM
1-5.Under(or over)Me!! Irish

Nubian
02-13-2002, 06:03 PM
5. the tub
4. hot spa
3. Steam room
2. On an Airplane
1. In a field, under a starry, moonlit, sky.

Lovediva
02-13-2002, 08:13 PM
1. Hood of car
2. In the garage
3. On the beach, under the moonlight.
4. Pool Table
5. Beside a camp fire

PantyFanatic
02-13-2002, 08:40 PM
1. In a cave.:)
2. Over the end of the couch. (often):)
3. Sitting on my lap while reading Pixies board.:D
4. On a desk. (not the best):(
5. In a canoe (and you don't have to be that careful):eek:

6. Beside a secluded pond. (had to include this special place)

Irish
02-13-2002, 08:48 PM
pantyfanatic---How come everybody else gets 5 and you get 6?You didn't even include sniffing panties and ------------! Irish
P.S.We all know that is your favorite passtime!

Prophet Reality
02-13-2002, 09:58 PM
1) In a cemetary
2) On a bus going to a casino
3) In the car on the way home from the airport
4) On the side of a mountain
5) In a movie theater

kitty kat
02-13-2002, 10:13 PM
1. anywhere
2. anywhere
3. anywhere
4. anywhere
5. anywhere


;)

Prophet Reality
02-13-2002, 10:23 PM
Kitty kat....where are you then?

Lilith
02-13-2002, 11:54 PM
1. on the hood of an old boyfriend's Cougar
2. on the floor of a pine tree farm, in a bed of needles on my back looking up at the trees
3. while driving down the highway (in said Cougar)
4. on a balcony at the beach
5. in my brand spankin' new tub

mindboxer505
02-13-2002, 11:56 PM
(Iis this a have had or wishful thinking ?) anyway.....ill go with have had: 1. honolulu park at dawnbreak

2. wakiki beach at night
3. (on top of a car) by a waterfall
4. on a greyhound bus(at nite very quietly!)
5. elevator (going up!)
enjoy!!:D

PantyFanatic
02-13-2002, 11:59 PM
5. in my brand spankin' new tub :rolleyes:

PantyFanatic
02-14-2002, 12:04 AM
How come everybody else gets 5 and you get 6?

You can sneak a extra one while they're trying to see what that pleasent feeling is under their skirt.:p :p

looga
02-14-2002, 12:06 AM
1. Up high on auto piolet :p
2. In the pool on a floatie :D
3. In the hay stack :) a bit itchy.
4. On the front lawn behind the hedge :cool:
5. BED + BED + BED.:o

scotzoidman
02-14-2002, 01:01 AM
1. On the vanity of her parents' bathroom
2. In hottub, outside deck, cabin in the Smokies
3. Shower stall designed for one person (can't move w/o rubbing against each other)
4. On the toilet in our friends house
5. In another friend's extra bedroom, on top of their pile of dirty clothes

Sharni
02-14-2002, 06:40 AM
1.On a motorcycle
2.On the beach
3.On a horse (a very very quite one is required :D )
4.On the front lawn
5.On the bonnet of a car

Oldfart
02-14-2002, 07:14 AM
1. With Diva

2. With SFC

3. With Lilith

4. With Sharni

5. See 1-4

Irish
02-14-2002, 08:16 AM
pantyfanatic---I KNOW what that is under the skirt!Therefore you
only get 5. Irish
P.S.Let the inexperienced find out the same way that I did.You learn your art correctly by experimenting.Besides;it's fun!
Sex is like a business.A satisfied customer always is a repeat
customer!!

Fang
02-14-2002, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by pantyfanatic


You can sneak a extra one while they're trying to see what that pleasent feeling is under their skirt.:p :p

I wondered what that feeling under my skirt was...
HA!

legend
02-15-2002, 06:55 AM
1. wherever u happen to be when u get the urge
2-5 see above

Ophelia
02-15-2002, 01:45 PM
1. On the kitchen table
2. in the locker room
3. On the beach in Perth (if you don't mind sand in the cracks)
4. On the bar at my favorite drinking establishment (after hours, of course)
5. the back seat of a '67 Mustang Fast Back

Ophelia

Lovediva
02-15-2002, 03:57 PM
the back seat of a '67 Mustang Fast Back

Heehee...than brings back ALOT of great memories...heehee...:D :D

Ahhhhh the good old days...*sigh*

Prophet Reality
02-15-2002, 07:14 PM
What I wouldn't do to hear about some of these great memories. Not only from Diva but others too.

scotzoidman
02-15-2002, 08:10 PM
Damn, how could I have forgotten? In the back of my ChevyVan! Of course!!! I still remember the special glow of police flashlights thru the orange curtains... :eek:

Irish
02-15-2002, 10:54 PM
Rule#1 for parkingand being otherwise engaged:Always back into
your spot.That way:
1.You can see a cop approaching from his car if you are engaging
in mutual masturbation!
2.If you are backed in;if you are engaged in other activities;and
inadvertantly hit the brake pedal;the local police won't be attracted by the brake light!
3.You have time to pull a blanket over you if a cop does see you!
4.Never take all of your clothes off;in case you have to cover up
quickly!Q:What are you doing in there?A:Just talking;Officer.
Irish
P.S.35yrs. and those rules are still in my head.Shows where my mind was!
Stupidest question ever asked when parked by a golf course.
Q:You weren't stealing flags down on the greens,were you?
A:I don't think so.I was engrossed in the conversation!

Stardust
02-18-2002, 06:15 PM
1) Metropolitan Line (London Underground tube train)
2) Back of a van on way home from festival (!)
3) under a moonlit sky with the smell of grass and the noises of nature
4) Kitchen
5) In a small club toilet

Mmmmmmmmmm...... makes me wet just thinking! Done all of the above, number 1 being my favourite, very very special and there was someone at the other end of the carriage! :)

Lillyxxx

www.geocities.com/stardustlilly

Aqua
02-18-2002, 06:19 PM
Kitchen table
On a Train
Outside under the stars
On the beach
The bosses desk

Irish
02-18-2002, 07:44 PM
Stardust---Question about #3.What kind of grass were you smelling? Irish

Sunshine_Girl18
02-18-2002, 09:26 PM
1. The Dining Table
2. The Billiard Table
3. The Bar
4. The Boardroom Table
5. The Dungeon

mindboxer505
02-18-2002, 11:31 PM
GUYS AND GALS , I just had a thought........if we combined all the ladies of pixie's , with all the places/areas mentioned sofar.......think of the orgasmic party we could have....
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA,,,,,,,sound like fun to anyone else?????????
(just my 2cent idea,, oh well, back to reality!!!):D :rolleyes: :p

xanne
02-19-2002, 12:05 AM
Moonlit beach
Jacuzzi
Sofa
Our table (;) precisely the right height)
backseat of Saab convertible

QTPie
02-19-2002, 12:34 AM
Jacuzzi
Bathroom Sink
Child's Toddler Bed (what do ya do when your kid sneaks into your bed? Move to his! ;) )
US Navy Ship... on a workbench
back of a mini-van

RedNLaycee
02-19-2002, 11:57 AM
by the fishing hole
in a field off a major highway
front porch
shower
and last but not least--in the back of a pick up truck that I didn't own (go figure...he he he)

dukegodllen
11-04-2003, 04:17 PM
I've got you all beat.. are you ready; The Top 5 Places To Have Sex:

5. Underwater in a 2-man submarine.
4. On a beautiful autumn night while on a hayride for two.
3. In space with the gravity turned off viewing the wonderful view of Earth.
2. In an outside jacuzzi secluded in trees on a hilltop, on a winter's night with the first snow of the season falling all around you.
1. On top of the Epcot globe in Orlando Florida and viewing the fireworks on a beautiful summer's eve.

Wildeye
11-04-2003, 06:36 PM
wacky stuff

1) Ancient henge monument
2) Stone circle
3) in a garden under apple blossom and moonlight
4) On a train
5) In a castle


Others include Tent, nudist beach, in a room while 12 other slept it was aweful.

wildeye