Is that a dildo in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

[gekkogecko]

Dude, you're in the water. Don't fuck with a 'gator in the water. There's a reason they've survived umpteen millions of years in that environment.

There's also a reason that dildos were invented. That reason has nothing to do with baiting alligators.

[Teddy Bear]

OK, i'm trying to think like the guy.

"Whoa, look at this dildo. I think i'll find a 'gator and......"

Nope, I can't imagine what he was thinking. And who took the picture? Are they ready to take their buddy home in a bag?

[gekkogecko]

Those are valid questions, TB.

[PantyFanatic]

*Alligator thinks*
"Look at the big dildo …… with the little dildo"

[gekkogecko]

*Alligator thinks*


Or perhaps: "Dude, you're about to be way more screwed than I am."