A Month Of Celebrations!

[dicksbro]

Wow! Did you realize what a bunch of special celebrations are coming up this month?

March 5 Ash Wednesday
March 14 Steak and a Blowjob Day
March 17 St. Patrick's Day
March 30 Vagina Festival in Japan
April 6 Penis Festival in Japan

Darn, we missed the Naked Man festival in Japan. It's the third Saturday in February which would (wood? :) ) have been February 16th this year. Too bad, it was carried on Japanese TV this year. :(

Oh well, next year we'll try to remember that one, too.

[gekkogecko]

March is also...
Women's history month
Irish American month
Social Workers' month

and a whole host of specials. check out: http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/march.htm

[dicksbro]

We may just have to make the whole month of MARCH ...

PARTY MONTH

[PantyFanatic]

I always thought that third one on your list made it PARTY MONTH :cheers:

[Oldfart]

I always thought that third one on your list made it PARTY MONTH :cheers:
I thought that the second helped the cause.

[BIBI]

National Frozen Food Day is today March 6th.
Good excuse to cook that pizza in my freezer...

[dicksbro]

Did you know that tomorrow (8th) is "Be Nasty Day" and that the 9th is "Panic Day?"

:D

[Lord Snow]

But the Guide clearly states in large friendly letters "Don't Panic".

[WildIrish]

I'd like to wish everyone here a Happy Crown Roast of Pork Day.

[dicksbro]

HAVE A ROTTEN
BE NASTY DAY

:rofl:

[gekkogecko]

And International Women's Day.

[dicksbro]

:yikes: IT'S PANIC DAY! :yikes:










DON'T PANIC!
(This, too, shall pass! :)

[BIBI]

I hear there are pills for that lol.

[dicksbro]

JUST THREE DAYS LEFT
until
STEAK AND A BJ DAY!

:D Is everyone ready? :D

[gigi]

Happy Steak and a Blow Job Day!

[dicksbro]

And the same to you, gigi!

It's going to be sunny and in the upper 50's here today. A real spring-like day!

That, a steak, and a BJ today would make it just about perfect! I'll leave a reminder for my wife. ;) :slurp:

[BIBI]

March 18th is Supreme Sacrifice Day


Better call my kids to reinforce what I have done for them in their lives!!!

ONLY KIDDING :spin:

[dicksbro]

PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Only 4 more days until the Japanese Vagina Festival begins.

This is one festival most guys really like getting into.

What a great festival.
It's one celebration a guy can get either or both of his two heads involved!

[BIBI]

Come on db......there must be a poem somewhere inside that head of yours about this special day! :wave:

[Oldfart]

Bibi needs a festive poem,

It needn't be too blunt.

It needs to have a lot of words

Faced squarely to the front.

It won't be Mrs Puggy Wuggy's punt,

Nor Mr Heffner's journal.

It won't be another little runt

Who'll tap into her kernel.

It shall instead be be a Pixie bold

No reference made to China

Who'll hold his quill apon a page,

Oh no! Acute angina!

[dicksbro]

^^^^ Love it! Another poet! :D

[Oldfart]

Do you know Mrs Puggy Wuggy's punt, DB?

[BIBI]

:x: Thank you Oldfart, that was great!


....and l love tongue twisters, Mrs. Pudgy Wudgy's punt is impossible lol.

[Oldfart]

That was only to keep you amused until DB came up with a proper pome.

[BIBI]

A Poem, by Henry Gibson ;)


The poem you wrote was quite entertaining
It silenced me from more complaining
About the lack of effort from dicksbro
From rendering his own ditty from the get go

I wonder if the day's celebration
Have left this wordsmith's evasion
To bring pen to paper in a timely way
And truly give justice to Vagina Day

[dicksbro]

Okay BIBI, here goes ... :D

I was searching the house
From bottom to top,
For something,
I wasn't sure what.

But when I came to the bedroom,
With my wife lying there,
I felt myself starting
To get warm and to stare.

Her legs were extended
Out and spread wide,
A vision of loveliness,
Served as my guide.

I quickly undressed,
And knelt down and drew near,
My mouth watering profusely
At the sight of my dear.

I kissed her and licked her
Til' she quivered and shook,
Pushed up against me,
And that's all it took.

I got up from my knees,
And slid tween' her thighs,
And entered her vagina,
And relished her sighs.

It took but few minutes,
And I shouted, "Oh, hun!"
And with that exclamation,
I released all that cum.

Satisfied, yes we were folks,
Just plain out of breath,
Thanks to her vagina,
And a search put to rest.

[BIBI]

Bravo dicksbro!!!! I knew you could do it....... :wtp:


It is great, as usual lol :cheerlead

[dicksbro]

Glad you enjoyed. :)

[dicksbro]

Say,
we're just three days away from the Japanese
http://carmenscafe.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/smiley-penis.jpeg PENIS FESTIVAL http://carmenscafe.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/smiley-penis.jpeg

Now's the time to get ready to celebrate that upstanding guy, that straight
shooter, that feller with the penetrating personality. that guy that can make latte
without going to the store.




OKAY, one penis joke to get the party started:

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.
The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"
Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."
"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.
A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.
Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and Johnny had his dick hanging out of his pants.
The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"
Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

[BIBI]

To celebrate this day I give you............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DerhIGKnSU

[dicksbro]

:thumbs:

Just two more days ...

:D

[dicksbro]

:thumbs:

Just two more days! http://carmenscafe.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/smiley-penis.jpeg

:D

[Oldfart]

Today's the day!!!

[dicksbro]

You guys down under always get to start celebrating early! :(

Oh well, we'll still be partying while you move on to something else. :)

[dicksbro]

Now, here's another strange April event ... it's the

Event: Appendage Emporium

Where: Houston Court House Annex – Houston, TX
When: April 22nd, at 7 pm
Admission: $12 per person

A collection of severed human appendages will be on display at the Houston Court House Annex. These appendages are FBI property and were once used as organized crime evidence.

On exhibit will be Carmine Fuggazzi’s left pinky, Johnny (the aardvark) Piccola’s tonsil’s and Baby Face Nelson’s elbow. Proceeds from the event will help provide bidets for FBI agents in need. :yikes:

Have fun. I think I'll miss this one. :(

[dicksbro]

Sunday, April 6 Sorry Charlie Day
Monday, April 7 No Housework Day
Thursday, April 10 National Siblings Day
Friday, April 11 Barbershop Quartet Day
Monday, April 14 International Moment of Laughter Day
Tuesday, April 15 National That Sucks Day
Thursday, April 17 Blah Blah Blah Day
Tuesday, April 22 National Jelly Bean Day
Wednesday, April 23 Talk Like Shakespeare Day
Saturday, April 26 Hug an Australian Day
Sunday, April 27 Babe Ruth Day
Wednesday, April 30 National Honesty Day

I highlighted a few that seemed most appropriate for us ...

4/7 for our Pixie ladies (and/or guys)
4/15 because we all have days like that
4/26 just for OldFart :thumbs:
4/30 for our Politicians. I bet this one won't be celebrated in Washington. :(

[gekkogecko]

Oh, jellybeans. I like Jellybeans. And on Earth Day, too.

And National Arbor Day is 25 April.

[Oldfart]

4/26 just for OldFart :thumbs:


Thanks mate!

In Oz, it's recovery day from ANZAC Day.

[BIBI]

Monday, April 14 International Moment of Laughter Day and my grandson's 18th birthday.....so it will be more than a moment of laughter that day for me.... :D

[gekkogecko]

Remember, Bibi, it's impolite to also point.