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gekkogecko
02-11-2014, 11:53 AM
Although I am absolutely convinced that at least one of these is photoshopped, I know of the existence of at least two of the others. So at least some are legit:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/31-truly-unfortunate-food-product-names

dicksbro
02-11-2014, 03:56 PM
Amazing. LOL!

:roflmao:

Bilbo
02-11-2014, 07:03 PM
Do not underestimate the delight of a "Golden Gaytime" until you have wrapped your lips around one

Oldfart
02-11-2014, 08:44 PM
A "Golden Gaytime" has been the undoing of many a young man on a hot afternoon.

PantyFanatic
02-11-2014, 09:24 PM
I think I once got some of the Barfy at the Save-A-Lot store. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sick006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) It was right next to the Only Puke and the Shitto.:yikes: I wish that stocked some of the Original Breast Munchies instead.:boobs:

jseal
02-11-2014, 10:20 PM
Mmmm Mmmm Good!

scotzoidman
02-16-2014, 12:40 AM
Actually remember the "Ayds" diet candy. The brand long preceded the disease, & was in fact already in decline when AIDS became a thing.

gekkogecko
02-17-2014, 08:50 AM
Yep, Scotzoid, that was one of the two I am convinced is legit (the other being the "golden Gaytime"). However, I am equally convinced "Soup for Sluts" was photoshopped.

Oldfart
02-19-2014, 02:02 AM
Golden Circle SARS is also Aussie.

Golden Circle is a company which has pineapple rings and juice as it's primary business.

The SARS is, of course, Sarsparilla.

That makes 3 real products.

BIBI
02-19-2014, 06:29 AM
Cemen Dip is real.....made with cumin as one of the ingredients lol

Fagottini pasta is real. It is put out by President's Choice, a gourmet line of products sold in stores in Canada.

The link takes you to a Negrito Bimbo commercial...so it is real too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlJSZstj0KE it is a tad questionable lol

Urinal Hot Drink is real too....it promotes cleansing the bacteria that forms in the urninal tract.

The home of Pee Cola, Accra ,Ghana's Capital in Africa, so it is also real

Slut Soup is put out by the same company that has Cock soup....just an language problem from Asia, home to crazy English interpretations.

Personally, I think they are all real.

WildIrish
02-19-2014, 07:38 AM
Slut Soup is put out by the same company that has Cock soup....just an language problem from Asia, home to crazy English interpretations.

I don't have a problem with it. lol

gekkogecko
02-19-2014, 12:16 PM
Personally, I think they are all real.

Cool: while we're at it, would you like to buy this bridge I have for sale? It's in the New York area.

BIBI
02-19-2014, 03:06 PM
Cool: while we're at it, would you like to buy this bridge I have for sale? It's in the New York area.

I used super sleuth expertise to investigate those products I listed and no thanks I am not in the market for a bridge at this time, for I am too busy investigating products online!

WildIrish
02-19-2014, 04:30 PM
Now I'm thinking about how cannibals would make slut soup.

Oldfart
02-19-2014, 07:02 PM
Now I'm thinking about how cannibals would make slut soup.

One at a time. You don't squander a precious resource.

BTW, you know the difference between a slut and a bitch?

WildIrish
02-20-2014, 11:42 AM
One at a time. You don't squander a precious resource.

BTW, you know the difference between a slut and a bitch?

This isn't a wedding joke, is it?

BIBI
02-20-2014, 02:15 PM
A slut sleeps with everyone.
A bitch sleeps with everyone but you. :)

Oldfart
02-21-2014, 07:06 AM
Yep.

WildIrish
02-21-2014, 01:52 PM
Phew! I almost said something stupid, huh? :p

scotzoidman
02-21-2014, 06:40 PM
And that would be different how?

WildIrish
02-22-2014, 10:03 PM
This is different because of the word "almost". ha ha

Oldfart
02-23-2014, 05:00 AM
It's almost different?

dicksbro
02-23-2014, 05:20 AM
I wonder if the word "almost" was made up by weather forecasters. It has all the characteristics of a good forecast by combining "all" and "most". Although, if they did create it, I'm surprised they didn't combine "some" into the world ... "almostsome." You know, like the chance of rain is almostsome. (no groans, please. :) )

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