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gekkogecko
08-29-2013, 02:45 PM
I ahae to force-feed the snapping turtle, I demand an assistant.

Just sayin'.

Oldfart
08-29-2013, 06:38 PM
. . . and spare fingers.

Lilith
08-29-2013, 10:33 PM
use tongs

dicksbro
08-30-2013, 01:23 AM
Does the snapping turtle have a problem that it won't eat for itself?

Oldfart
08-30-2013, 09:26 AM
No, but fingers make it tastier.

gekkogecko
08-30-2013, 10:26 AM
Does the snapping turtle have a problem that it won't eat for itself?


Yeah, it showed up in April, having been hit by a car, which resulted in a fractured jaw. That's healed by now, but the animal seemingly can't open it's mouth more than, oh, maybe half a centimeter. Therefore, when it goes after food (which it does on its own), it can't actually bite it.

But of course, it is never in the mood to cooperate when we try to assist-feed, so we have to force-feed: pry its mouth open, shove food down the throat, put it back int he water so it will swallow (yeah, how many times do I get to yell "swallow!" anyway?).

WildIrish
08-30-2013, 11:05 AM
I'd try a slingshot and a squirt gun.

gigi
08-30-2013, 11:18 AM
I'd try a slingshot and a squirt gun.

where the hell is my "like" button?

:rofl:

gekkogecko
08-31-2013, 09:36 AM
I'd try a slingshot and a squirt gun.

I reserve those for use on subbie-types.