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gekkogecko
08-02-2013, 08:01 AM
Off to the doc-in-a-box today, instead of a Lammas festival I was planning to go to. Infected finger. See attached.
gekkogecko
08-02-2013, 04:00 PM
So, I still have my finger. There was no cause to give the finger. Therefore, I did not give the finger. It is the wrong finger anyway.
But I'm having to type one-handed, due to having to soak and mild warm compress, in addition to antibiotics.
Could be better, could be worse.
Lord Snow
08-02-2013, 07:13 PM
I assume you're pet rat...er......dog(?) bit you and that's the cause of your finger problem?
Oldfart
08-02-2013, 09:26 PM
Infected finger. See attached.
See detached? Caught a mammal germ?
gekkogecko
08-03-2013, 08:14 AM
No, the point was, they didn't detach it. Though right now, I've got shooting pains through the tip, wondering if they should have.
Oldfart
08-03-2013, 08:40 AM
They didn't suggest a contact analgesic?
Lord Snow
08-03-2013, 09:03 AM
With it being infected I don't think anyone would want it near they're anal Oldfart. Even if it is gesic.
gekkogecko
08-04-2013, 09:33 AM
*tailwhips Lord Snow into tomorrow*
Oldfart
08-04-2013, 06:33 PM
*tailwhips Lord Snow into tomorrow*
*plays into Lord Snow's sado-masochistic fantasies beautifully*
jseal
08-04-2013, 07:21 PM
:rofl:
Teddy Bear
08-04-2013, 09:02 PM
With it being infected I don't think anyone would want it near they're anal Oldfart. Even if it is gesic.
LS that was great!!! LMAO!!!! :roflmao:
Lord Snow
08-05-2013, 07:06 AM
I'm sorry GG. I just couldn't help but make the joke.
Oldfart
08-05-2013, 07:47 AM
You probably cracked GG up, Lord Snow.
Lord Snow
08-05-2013, 07:50 AM
Going by the tail whip I'd say I'm the one that got cracked.
gekkogecko
08-05-2013, 08:01 AM
And not nearly enough.
Teddy Bear
08-05-2013, 05:17 PM
So..... anyhow.... hows the finger? Need kisses to make it all better? :console:
gekkogecko
08-06-2013, 09:36 AM
Still pretty inflamed, but it no longer hurts to type. The anitbiotics are working, but more slowly than I'd prefer.
Teddy Bear
08-06-2013, 02:43 PM
Still pretty inflamed, but it no longer hurts to type. The anitbiotics are working, but more slowly than I'd prefer.
Can't you bite it off like animals with a leg in a trap?
Oldfart
08-07-2013, 03:06 AM
He gave that up after he got his willie caught in the bedsprings. :)
gekkogecko
08-08-2013, 08:47 AM
Ha, the things I'd get caught in the bedsprings are my partner's bits. And not necessarily by accident, either.
PS, the finger is almost healed by now.
Oldfart
08-08-2013, 07:22 PM
The old bedspring kiss. Hadn't thought of that in years. LOL
Teddy Bear
08-09-2013, 12:18 AM
The old bedspring kiss. Hadn't thought of that in years. LOL
That sounds ouchieeeee!
Oldfart
08-09-2013, 12:38 AM
:)
Teddy Bear
08-09-2013, 12:42 AM
:)
LOL
gekkogecko
08-09-2013, 07:38 AM
That sounds ouchieeeee!
That is the general idea.
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