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[gekkogecko]

Dinner plans. With emphasis on the "auto".

(12:14:24) (sender): I got early to start dinner
(12:15:03) (sender): Cheesecake, chicken a lab king, peas, mashed Toyota,.apricot carrots and homemade rolls

[Lilith]

sounds delish!

[Oldfart]

Would be interesting. Do I need a steak knife or a hacksaw?

[Teddy Bear]

"mashed Toyota" sounds interesting.... does it come with oil and vinegar?

[Oldfart]

Definitely oil, don't know about the vinegar.

[Teddy Bear]

Probably greasy too.

[Oldfart]

Yup. Maybe even a bit rubbery.

[dicksbro]

Can you pick it up with a magnet?

[Oldfart]

Maybe. Did he get it from a chop shop?

[Teddy Bear]

GPS with every serving?

[Lord Snow]

So do you serve that with transmission fluid (red) or washer fluid (blue) wine?

[Oldfart]

What's the diff?

[dicksbro]

What's the diff?
Silly ... I know you're just testing us on whether we see the pigmentation difference between red and blue. :rolleyes2






:D

[Teddy Bear]

Blue wine..... don't the Smurfs drink that?

[Lord Snow]

Or is it made from smurfs? :spin:

[gekkogecko]

Well, there was the time that I was looking through a bag of my housemate's empty spice bottles.
The first one I pulled out was labeled, "Poultry seasoning".
The second one I pulled out was labeled, "Chef seasoning".

[Lord Snow]

Why would you need Chef seasoning? If you use Poultry seasoning on everything it'll all taste like chicken.

[Teddy Bear]

Why would you need Chef seasoning? If you use Poultry seasoning on everything it'll all taste like chicken.

Yes, but with the Chef seasoning you can make a nice hot 'white sauce' together. ;)

[Oldfart]

You'll roux that, Teddy.

[Teddy Bear]

You'll roux that, Teddy.

TY, I hope so. ;)