View Full Version : It is always a bad decision to-
Lilith
06-20-2013, 03:29 PM
cut your own hair! Even at 44 when I damn sure know better, I still did it.
What bad decisions can you attest to?
jseal
06-20-2013, 06:32 PM
I tried my hand at management – I now know better than to do that again.
Lord Snow
06-20-2013, 07:36 PM
Go back to the ex that had you arrested, committed, and has repeatedly tried to get you fired from your job.
Oldfart
06-21-2013, 08:27 AM
. . attempt to have oral sex with an alligator. Either way . . . . .
Lord Snow
06-21-2013, 08:33 AM
I figured you would have gone with the crocodile instead; or were you trying for a long distance relationship?
Oldfart
06-21-2013, 08:57 AM
Crocodile's fine so long as you tickle it in the secret place. Gator's the nasty one, in this instance.
WildIrish
06-21-2013, 11:25 AM
You're 44?
gekkogecko
06-21-2013, 11:30 AM
...poke Lilith with comments like ^^^.
WildIrish
06-24-2013, 09:05 AM
BTW, I said I wanted "to bang you hard".....not "debang your hair".
Just wanted to make that clear for the record. :p
sodaklostsoul
06-24-2013, 03:36 PM
She Bangs!! She Bangs!!
Lilith
06-24-2013, 06:27 PM
try to bang Ricky Martin if you have a vagina.
Oldfart
06-25-2013, 03:27 AM
A 4 x 2 plank would probably work.
WildIrish
06-25-2013, 08:36 AM
Or any dimension of wood, for that matter.
Lilith
06-25-2013, 09:34 AM
size matters :p
WildIrish
06-25-2013, 09:47 AM
size matters :p
It does????? :banghead:
sodaklostsoul
06-25-2013, 02:15 PM
It does????? :banghead:
:console: Don't worry WI, its what you can do with that size that matters! :thumb:
WildIrish
06-25-2013, 03:51 PM
:console: Don't worry WI, its what you can do with that size that matters! :thumb:
That matters too????? :boohoo:
Oldfart
06-25-2013, 05:54 PM
It does.
Lilith
06-26-2013, 06:25 AM
take a Senate vote after midnight of a special session in Texas
WildIrish
06-26-2013, 09:37 AM
raise the gas tax in a state that already has the fifth highest rate in the country.
And explain it by saying "cars are so much more efficient now that we're not getting as much money".
Lilith
06-26-2013, 03:20 PM
to put spam in the women's pic area- 7482528374637641873 reports :p
to put spam in the women's pic area- 7482528374637641873 reports :p
:rofl:
Lilith
08-30-2014, 07:44 PM
To put something important away in a place you just know you will remember
...hope things will be different, all the while knowing they won't be
...to grocery shop on Fridays :wobbly:
Teddy Bear
09-26-2014, 11:00 AM
.....to make plans without checking your calendar first!
dicksbro
09-30-2014, 11:00 PM
... to plan a weekend without first checking on what she wants to do. :(
I think it does to the eye, as if it is food when you are hungry, but when you eat, much less can fill you up hahahaha
dicksbro
10-02-2014, 03:44 AM
... lock your car door before ensuring you have your keys.
Oldfart
10-02-2014, 04:20 AM
... lock your car door before ensuring you have your keys.
A key cut for your car without all the security stuff will get you into the car, but not able to start it.
dicksbro
10-03-2014, 03:31 AM
The good news is that the key to start it is already in the car which is why you needed the other to get the door open. :D
Oldfart
10-03-2014, 08:44 AM
The good news is that the key to start it is already in the car which is why you needed the other to get the door open. :D
Egg Zackery!
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