Happy Birthday Oldfart!

[jseal]

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Happy Birthday sir!

I hope you are enjoying it!

:nana: :nana: :cake: :nana: :nana:

[jseal]

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Happy Birthday sir!

I hope you are enjoying it!

:nana: :nana: :cake: :nana: :nana:

[dicksbro]

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OLDFART!

He's certainly not a bludger,
Or a boomer in disguise,
And if seen atop ol' Ayers Rock,
He'd better bloody not blot out the skies.

Now ridgy-didge fits pretty well,
And calling him mate, we do!
So on this very special day,
Let's give the bloke his due.

So set up the amber fluid,
Which he'll skol without a doubt,
But he's certainly not a bogan,
"Another round," we'll hear him shout.

A rip snorter I suspect it'll be,
When the sheilas stand in line,
And lay their hands upon
OF's bare ol' big behind.

Hope you can still manage a Happy Birthday after that horrible attempt using Aussie phrases! :D

[Lilith]

<<<<< Is first in line! :spank:

Happy Birthday! :cake:

[PantyFanatic]

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:cheers:

[Rhiannon]

Happy Birthday

[wyndhy]

happy b-day OF!

[sodaklostsoul]

Happy Birthday OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

Okay, translations are in order for us Yanks ...

Bludger: lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

Boomer: a large male kangaroo

Ridgy-didge: original, genuine

Amber fluid: beer

Skol (a beer): to drink a beer in a single draught without taking a breath

Bogan: person who takes little pride in his appearance, spends his days slacking and drinking beer

:D

[AZRedHot]

Do we call you Olderfart now? :D Happy Birthday!

[pinkFlames]

Happy birthday. :cheers:

[dicksbro]

I know it's still nine months away, but I didn't want to be late for your next one. :D