Dedicated to my older friends.

[jseal]

For all of us who now draw from a deeper well of experience,

http://dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm

[Oldfart]

I loved the Garth Brooks bit.

[sodaklostsoul]

Funny!!

[dicksbro]

:thumbs:

[Lord Snow]

That's great!

[nikki1979]

Oh man i almost cried!!! to funny!

[VaBeast]

Is it bad that I can identify with that???

[Teddy Bear]

It doesn't open for me. :(

I've tried several times.

[Oldfart]

If you Youtube "Tim Hawkins, old rockstar songs", you'll get it.

[Teddy Bear]

jseal at first i thought you meant older friends meaning those you have known a long time. :) i wasn't sure how long i've known you. But then i read 'draw from a deeper well of experience' and i knew it meant OLD and that did include me. :(

Either way thank you OF, i You Tubed the site. It wouldn't open on the lap top. Dunno why, but it opens on the desk puter.

It was funny!! I loved The Eagles remade Hotel California!!

TY jseal and OF...... just the laugh i needed today!! :D

[Oldfart]

Can't have Pixies being unhappy if we can possibly help it.

[Pita]

It made me laugh, which means I'm freaking old. :mad:



Thanks Jseal for that lovely reminder. :whack:

















Just kidding, I love you! :x:

[Lord Snow]

I'm not old, but I know of and listen to everyone he listed.

[jseal]

The banker saw his old friend Tom in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true ...

Tom assured him that it was.

The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man ...

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old Guys.

[Oldfart]

Yep.

[Teddy Bear]

Don't ever underestimate old Guys.

lol -- Nope, never have.

[Irish]

When you're 66(67 at end of mo.) that really hits home (especially when "The
Eagles" have always been one of my favorites!)What the Hell,Mick Jagger is
still going strong! Irish :irish:

[Teddy Bear]

When my youngest was in 9th or 10th grade she said, "Mom your generation was a bunch of druggies but ya had the best music".

lol -- I have to agree.

[jseal]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)