Kicks the door closed :p almost

[Lilith]

It's a tradition. When Aqua & I are alone we get in such a hurry doors are often left ajar.



The site is slow tonight. Just us. And I'm sure we have too much clothes on.

[Oldfart]

Well jseal, what'll we talk about while Lil and the other Seattle superhero (did you see the news story?) are playing roomie?

[Aqua]

It's a tradition. When Aqua & I are alone we get in such a hurry doors are often left ajar.



The site is slow tonight. Just us. And I'm sure we have too much clothes on.
I know I do... I'm still wearing my jacket. :rolleyes2

Wanna help me out with that? ;)

[jseal]

Well jseal, what'll we talk about while Lil and the other Seattle superhero (did you see the news story?) are playing roomie?
I emailed two of your Islamic humorour constructions on to my bro, the retired Jarhead.

[Oldfart]

I received no return hatemail, so I gather he enjoyed them.

Bonjour Jacques.

[jseal]

C'est la vie, non?

[Oldfart]

Et la guerre.

[jseal]

Oui. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose! Bonsoir, mon Aussie. Jusqu'à demain!

[Lilith]

/me french kisses Aqua :x:

[Fangtasia]

/me peeks through the gap :D

[dicksbro]

:doorpeek:

[gekkogecko]

But what jar did the door leave?

[Lord Snow]

Mayonnaise jar GG. It left a mayonnaise jar.

[Oldfart]

Mama-laid perhaps?

[Lilith]

Oh Mama got laid alright :D :D :p

[Oldfart]

I refuse to ask if she got jammed as well.

[Lord Snow]

From what I understand from the previous posts, PF is the one that jammed the works in Vegas......

[rabbit]

Oh Mama got laid alright :D :D :p

:wtp:

[Aqua]

:wtp:
Where's the "I'm zipping my lips" smilie? :p

[Aqua]

Bumps the thread and kicks the door almost hard enough to close it all the way. ;)

[dicksbro]

Bumps the thread and kicks the door almost hard enough to close it all the way. ;)
http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20070704/Rat-371089.jpgRATS!! And here I just pulled up a chair to sit on. :(

[PantyFanatic]

Boy! I turn my back for five minutes and look what happens. :banghead:

Will somebody please turn on the water hose so I can separate those two.

[Oldfart]

The water's not cold enough yet.

Anyway, extra-virgin olive oil's funnier and more confusing.

[Lilith]

Please do send EVOO. We forgot the lube :p

[Oldfart]

Now you'll have to work out who's the extra virgin. LOL

[dicksbro]

Methinks you are skating on thin ice. :yikes:




:D

[Lilith]

Now you'll have to work out who's the extra virgin. LOL


Ummm no contest. Remember he's a manwhore.

[Oldfart]

It sure narrows the field.

[gekkogecko]

But not so narrow that one couldn't squirt the olive oil between them.

[Oldfart]

It was Simon and Garfunkle who sang, "Slip sliding away". Did they pass the open door as well?

[Lord Snow]

The door wasn't open though Oldfart. It was ajar..........possibly of vegemite. LOL.

[Oldfart]

Were the hinges jammed?

[Lord Snow]

Nah, peanut buttered.

[Aqua]

*points to post #1 of this thread... :buttsex:

[Oldfart]

Living in the past there, aqua.

[Lilith]

I put on a dress. I seem to remember you like me in a dress.

[Aqua]

OF ~ And looking forward to the future. :nod:

Lil ~ Mmhmm... I do. They provide easy access. ;)

[wyndhy]

shameless.....
:p

[gekkogecko]

Wyndhy, is that you volunteering?

[wyndhy]

sure!





for what?

[gekkogecko]

shamelessness, of course.

[Aqua]

I do believe the door's been left open a tad... again. :D

[Aqua]

So we've managed to successfully keep the door closed all the way this visit... too bad we can't same the same about the curtains. :eek: :rolleyes2

[PantyFanatic]

OK. Off to the range with ya now. :nod:

[gekkogecko]

So we've managed to successfully keep the door closed all the way this visit... too bad we can't same the same about the curtains. :eek: :rolleyes2

Yeah, but what about the camera-through-the A/C vent?

[Lilith]

I was a tad disappointed in the lack of applause.

[Booger]

I was a tad disappointed in the lack of applause.

It's kind of hard to applaud when you only have one free hand.

[Lilith]

Good point. :D:D:p

[gekkogecko]

I was a tad disappointed in the lack of applause.

At least you didn't get a 3.4 from the former East German judge.