You keep touching it, these things are going to happen.

[AZRedHot]

I would've put this in Sex News, but I don't have permissions.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

[dicksbro]

Quote from the article: "Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent 'an inordinate amount of time groping' Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused."

Sounds like the TSA agent is the one who should have been arrested.

[AZRedHot]

I must apologize...evidently this came from a satire site, a la the Onion with more sex and less class. I didn't realize that when I posted it. Though maybe it's telling that I didn't find it so far-fetched? Or else I'm just gullible. (I know the latter is a teensy bit true; I'm a trusting soul )

[gekkogecko]

I heard about this yesterday, hadn't had time to verify it. The only source I can fidn is deadseriuosnews.com; so I went to their home page. yes, they're a satire site.