I'm reading a book...

[WildIrish]

I know, hard to believe. :p

Anyway, a man gets an anonymous phone call giving him three minutes to confess his sins to a newspaper or the car he's driving will blow up.

Would you confess everything, not knowing what it is exactly that they want you to admit? Or are your deepest, darkest secrets going with you to the great beyond?

[Lord Snow]

There is one really really good reason this would never happen to me....I blast my stereo and can't hear the phone over Meatloaf, Nickelback, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, or anything else I listen to.

However.....I'd tell them fuck off, hang up, and then jump out of the car.

[WildIrish]

So we know what your sin is.


You listen to Meatloaf. :p

[Aqua]

So we know what your sin is.


You listen to Meatloaf. :p
I read that post and immediately tried to click the 'Like' button. :p

A sure sign I'm on Facebook too much. :rolleyes2

[Lord Snow]

What's wrong with Meatloaf?! I like his Bat Out of Hell albums. I have all three on cd.

[cellaphanepants]

Meatloaf, Nickelback, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd,


One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just don't belong....

And it's not Meatloaf

[cellaphanepants]

Oh, and I forget things, so I wouldn't know what they wanted me to confess...

They'd have to blow me up.

[WildIrish]

What's wrong with Meatloaf?! I like his Bat Out of Hell albums. I have all three on cd.


Actually, there's nothing wrong with Meatloaf. But I had to say SOMETHING! :p

[Lilith]

I'd confess everything. Shit you guys know it all already :p And you didn't have to threaten to make me go kaBOOM!

[WildIrish]

I'd confess everything. Shit you guys know it all already :p And you didn't have to threaten to make me go kaBOOM!

But would you confess it all to the newspapers?

[Lilith]

probably.

[WildIrish]

Good...cuz I don't want you 'slpoding.

Maybe it won't get much attention because of the actions & admissions of a tall, balding Irishman in Connecticut. :p

[Lilith]

I doubt the paper would even print my confession. Aside from being an internet porn queen, I really have little confess.















so far ;)

[Lord Snow]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just don't belong....

And it's not Meatloaf

So what doesn't belong? I also have Gretchen Wilson, System of a Down, Shinedown, Alice Cooper, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith........

[WildIrish]

Then I would DEFINATELY draw attention away. lol

[Fangtasia]

Nope not tellin em nuffin! Packa dang stickynoses

Now you lot on the other hand prettymuch know everything, or i've written it here sometime over the years *L*

[gekkogecko]

I'd have to confess to the sin of tracking down judgemental violent dickweeds and pummeling the shit out of them.

[WildIrish]

What do you do with the shit after you've pummeled it out of them? Do you bag it up?

[gekkogecko]

Use it for fertilizer. Gotta do something socially constructive with the judgemental assholes.

[Oldfart]

Have you thought of using them as parking meter covers?

Two good things for the price of one.

[Accipiter]

The best way to keep a secret is to not tell anybody. So they all go to the grave with me.
Even then I will still be deep in to the red.

[WildIrish]

I'm pretty open with people. Those that know me, know that I don't hesitate for a minute to blurt out whatever I'm thinking. That having been said, there are strategic non-disclosures that exist for the sole purpose of not detrimentally impacting my quality of life.

A guy's gotta work, ya know! There are too many people on the unemployment lines for me to be shouting shit from the rooftops. :p

[Lord Snow]

Yeah, but if you're shouting shit you can blame tourettes.

[WildIrish]

Is there such a thing as "Polite Tourettes"?

"Why yes, the weather is quite nice. I hear that tomorrow, it's sup....YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES!!..posed to be sunny as well."

[Lord Snow]

No clue. Personally, I think verbal tourettes where it's just swearing is an excuse for parents to not deal with their child using profanity. Thought polite tourettes would be a nice change.

[Oldfart]

Cussler, Lost Empire.

[Lilith]

No clue. Personally, I think verbal tourettes where it's just swearing is an excuse for parents to not deal with their child using profanity.


Have you ever spent time with someone who has it? If you did, and you saw how painful and embarrassing it is for the child, I think maybe you would see it differently. My friend taught a young girl in 5th grade who would say the most foul things. Often she was not aware of what exactly she said but would feel awful based on the reaction of the class. They put her on meds that made her a zombie. Over time her class learned not to react and they weaned her off the meds so she could go back to being her usual although often inappropriate self. It can be a really sad situation.

[Lord Snow]

I guess I don't see why it would only be something inappropriate. From my understanding tourettes is an involuntary neurological function, but for it to cause just profanity doesn't makes sense to me. You'd think since all speech patterns come from the same part of the brain that it could anything from fuck to bird.

[Oldfart]

Sometimes the brain just isn't that logical.

[GusAspar]

I know, hard to believe. :p

Anyway, a man gets an anonymous phone call giving him three minutes to confess his sins to a newspaper or the car he's driving will blow up.

Would you confess everything, not knowing what it is exactly that they want you to admit? Or are your deepest, darkest secrets going with you to the great beyond?

I would confess that I'd planted a bomb in the newspaper's offices.

:jester:

[wyndhy]

I would confess that I'd planted a bomb in the newspaper's offices.

:jester:
nice!

[WildIrish]

it could anything from fuck to bird.


Actually, I've often substituted one for the other.

[Lord Snow]

Could always pull a George Carlin and trade fuck for kill and kill for fuck. Shamoo the Fucker Whale. LOL.

[WildIrish]

I'm married...I've done that too! Within hours of each other, in fact. :p