WTF is wrong with me

[nikki1979]

!!!! POOR JEEPING!!!!!!


seriously, i have gone from wanting sex 5-6 times a week to practically raping my husband every time we are alone.....
scratch that, ive drug him upstairs and raped him when we WERNT alone!!!!

this has been going on more than 3 months now and i swear to god the poor man looks so tired!

i make him stay up,
i wake him up early,
i wake him up in the middle of the night
i wont let him sleep, !

we were at it a few hours the other day and after he had came 4 times he was trying to run away and throwing toys at me!!

poor guy is acting like an abused man! evertime i grab him he gets this scared look in his eyes.......

i asked him last night if he could get a stunt cock for me cuz i need more LOL! deservedly, he almost smacked me ......he went to swat my ass, but he stopped mid swing cuz he knew it wud turn me on LMAO!!!!

[jseal]

Being the compassionate soul that I am, permit me to offer my humble self as a substitute for your beloved, enabling him to recover the well deserved lust for you that is evident in your comments above.

Cool dude - that's me. :rolleyes:

[GusAspar]

When you've finished with jseal, if hubby still needs a break, you could drop in on my place if you like!

[nikki1979]

:D YAYAYAY :D gotta love a willing stunt double :D
and i think he may need a break.he hasnt made one pass at me today before he went to work....he usually always begging for wake up sex before work LOL!

[citrus]

holy fuckin a! that man is the luckiest man alive.
if i can get dragged off once i'm lucky! :molest:
if he can't hack it . . . :corn:
well, i'm sure he'll hold up long enough.

as long as he does, keep at it girl. 'cuz as long as he can please you, you're a lucky girl. :line:

[gekkogecko]

Yet another strong argument for polyamory.

[nikki1979]

or for at least 3 somes !!(or moresomes)


jeesh!!! he left for work while i was at a friends pulling up flooring.....no sex for me tonight!!!DAMNIT!!

[PantyFanatic]

There's not a woman in the world that can't look up longer than a man can look down. ;)

[L_wolf80]

Very Lcky Guy...I'm jelous

[Eggar]

You sound like my wife got when she was... um..... PREGNANT!!

Are you pregnant?

Best six months of my life.. twice!!! :) :)

[nikki1979]

LMFAO eggar!!! and that was one of my first thoughts .....3 preg tests later ive still got negative results (THANKS ALL THAT CAN BE THANKED)

nope just a horney bitch latley!!! my MIL has been in town and i aint had GOOD sex in awhile!!! i think it was friday the last time he made me scream! Pilllow biting sex is OK but damn i needed MORE!

MIL left today taking the child with her, so i RUSHED home from work and got in just in time to rape my husband mmmmmmm it was a damn good quicky! to bad he had to leave for work or i cudda had more LOL!

[sodaklostsoul]

Wow!!!!!!

[wmkrow]

damn, I wish I had his problem. Too much sex sure beats the shit out of not enough.

[nikki1979]

very true
untill u get so horney u let him stick it where ever he wants
:hump:
and instead of just mildly enjoying it
you scream
:horny: "HELL YA BABY FUCK THAT HARDER" :horny:
.....and he does......





....and u can sit right for a week......... :eek:

[themi01]

what wmkrow said

[nikki1979]

ya i think jeeping is loving the problem as well LOL! never seen him happier...........happy but tired !!! LMAO!!

[gekkogecko]

Quit laughing or your ass is long gone.

[nikki1979]

oh man gekko dont i wish!!!! my ass has its own zip code it cud use to be laughed off a bit eheheheheh!

[Coaster]

So nikki.................. tell me again what the problem is? :D

[nikki1979]

well ....the problem is......my ass is sore and my husband is sleep deprived LMAO!!! other than that , life is fantastic!!!!

[PantyFanatic]

I look forward to your posts here every day.:) Like the Energizer bunny, you keep going and going and going and that happy thought keeps me cumming and cumming and ........ http://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/jackoff.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php)

[nikki1979]

AWWWWWWW ty :D glad someone looks forward to me!!!

[Coaster]

I look forward to your posts here every day.:) Like the Energizer bunny, you keep going and going and going and that happy thought keeps me cumming and cumming and ........ http://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/jackoff.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php)


PF......... You heard that the Energizer bunny died of a massive heart attack, right??

It seems someone put his batteries in backwards and he kept cumming and cumming and cummmmmming.................

[PantyFanatic]

:rofl:



:thumb:

[dm383]

AWWWWWWW ty :D glad someone looks forward to me!!!

I look forward to you, too. And back ....... at all your sexy pics!! :licker: :wink:

DM

[nikki1979]

heheh! jeeping was very devastated he left the cam down stairs last night LMAO!!!


the poor man, we were out and about yesterday and i teased n tormented him all day LOL! i enjoyed the hell out of it ....finally at about 10 last night i finally let him have his way LOL! poor guy i was so mean!

[gekkogecko]

i finally let him have his way LOL!

That does not sound like a strictly accurate description of the events leading up to the incident.

[nikki1979]

ROFLAMO!!! no ...kinda vague huh??? LOL!!!

opppppsss my bad ;)

hes out side fixing the yard tractor......think the nighbors wud mind if i took him for a ride??? LMAO!!!

[PantyFanatic]

Try moon-lite tractor rides for two. :hump:


:nod:

[gekkogecko]

hes out side fixing the yard tractor......think the nighbors wud mind if i took him for a ride??? LMAO!!!


In public?

[nikki1979]

its kinda public........we only have an acre to ourselves! right about now i dont care to much who sees ! LOL!

[Lord Snow]

Good then you won't mind the cameras some of us Pixie guys might set up.

[nikki1979]

hehehehe ;)

[osuche]

Nikki, for me it started when I was about 30. If I get on a roll, all I want is more sex. I think that it's evolution and the baby-making hormones that do it...even if you're on contraceptive your body doesn't know any different.

Now I have two modes...on and off. Off means never interested (which unfortunately has been more common lately) and on means 5-6 times a day would not be enough.

I sympathize, but have no solutions. Enjoy the ride.

[nikki1979]

it just feels good not to be alone!!!! no solutions nessacary LOL

[gekkogecko]

Enjoy the ride.

Are you suggesting she ride you instead of UKJeeping?

[Lord Snow]

That could be interesting, excellent suggestion my scaly friend.

[PantyFanatic]

:wtp:

[fireman20]

I would be thrilled if she (the woman I am married to)showed just the smallest bit of sexual interest in me, I can't even get a grope,slap or pinch anymore.

[nikki1979]

****gropes, slaps, n pinches fireman****

[Lord Snow]

Maybe she's not into the idea because you don't seem to be into the idea? Maybe she needs you to sweep her off her feet? Just ideas. I'm nowhere near as experienced as most here.

[nikki1979]

ok...my mom is visiting ...im still gettin laid...but not in the pound me till i scream and the neighbors call the cops kinda way........i think im gonna die

[summergirl]

I totally sympathize, I turned 30 in April, and about a month before that, became insatiable. It's crazy, LOL I think I"m wearing him out.

[dicksbro]

That's two very lucky guys, that's for sure. :boink:

[gekkogecko]

Nikki: set your mother up with a blind date, then you can hang around the house & have the fun you want.

[Teddy Bear]

Age males and females 'peak' sexually:

Male peak 18-25
Female peak 25-40

I used to think how terrible it was we didn't peak at the same time. But now I have figured out why we don't. We would never get anything else done, never get out of the house, never get dressed, never eat, and end up killing the human race. So it must be for survival??

Just enjoy it!! Make sure jeeping takes his vitamins!!!!! Have fun, and as some one posted before me...... wheres the pics?? :D

[lafehubert]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I'm still looking for a girl that can keep up with me! As for peaking, I just turn 32 and was wondering when I was going to.

[nikki1979]

took my mom home...but after driving 9 hrs yesty and 10 today (damned rain) im freaking dead......so not giving any up to night! tomorrow i plan on making some noise tho!!

[Lord Snow]

May I listen at the key hole of your bedroom door?

[gekkogecko]

tomorrow i plan on making some noise tho!!

Yeah, but are you setting up the recording devices?

[Lord Snow]

Well, that's a given if I can get there in enough time. I might even be able to set up a couple of web cams and live stream it and record at the same time.

[nikki1979]

*grumble*Bitch*pout* he was an ass tonight so there was no way i was giving him any, hes at work now and outta my hair at least... gonna have to go perving all by myself LMAO!

[jseal]

Well, that's a given if I can get there in enough time. I might even be able to set up a couple of web cams and live stream it and record at the same time.
Ya gotta luv the web! :thumbs:

[gekkogecko]

And what direction are you perving now, Nikki?

[nikki1979]

ummmmmmmmm north??? LOL!!!

drity stories baby!! gotta luv em!!!

[gekkogecko]

Dirty story:

First, there was solid rock. Then, the continued heating from the sun and cooling at night broke off a large chunk of the rock. Then there was an earthquake, and the chunk of rock rolled into a stream. The action of the stream bashed the chunk into other rocks, grdually breaking the rock into smaller & smaller pieces. The waters receded, leaving the pebbles exposed to the wind. At time, the wind blew strongly, picking up the pebbles and depositing them over other areas , and wearing them down into miniscule pieces. Sometimes, the pebbles were again submerged, becomming coaated with dead and decalying plant and animal matter. At other times, the pebbles were again exposed to the air, where the winds intermixed the pebbles & decayed organic material, often again wearing the pebbles into smaller & smaller pieces.

And that's how you get dirt.

[nikki1979]

:)) to funny!

[Coaster]

Gotta love a loud lady!!!! :D

[themi01]

Gekko great story Nikki I'm still a short drive away....... AWWW JEEZEE can't anyone take a joke

[nikki1979]

oh man i am a happy bunny this morning! got ravaged this morning when he got home form work...was able to moan as load as i wanted! was able to get my ass smacked with a real smack, not no puny light BS....
im ready to go wake him up for round 2 LOL!!! wonder how he would like that tho...he may LOL!! ill be nice tho cuz i know he has to wor tonight, but damn id like to wake him up by sitting on his face!

***afterglowing***

[Lord Snow]

So just wait until about 5-15 minutes before he has to get up anyway, and go sit on his face!

[nikki1979]

damnit , had company stop by! on my own again *sigh*

[themi01]

Nikki what every you do set up a camera us voyeurish pervs want to see lol

[gekkogecko]

was able to get my ass smacked with a real smack, not no puny light BS....


:wtp:

[nikki1979]

LMAO!! ugh ok. pray the hang over is gone bf tonight!!! wow...i dont recover anywhere near as fast as i did .........oh man

[jseal]

...i dont recover anywhere near as fast as i did .........oh man
LOL! Join the crowd!

[gekkogecko]

LMAO!! ugh ok. pray the hang over is gone bf tonight!!!


I'm a Discordian. I don't pray, it's against my religion.

[nikki1979]

the hangover wasnt gone *sniff* *sniff*

fooling around with the hubs went somthing like this ...

him-"hey baby wanna play"
me" ummmm ok..just dont make me move"
him"ok i can SO do that"
....<he gets started>.....
me"WTF YOUR MOVING ME!"
him "sigh"
me "oh just hurry the hell up...."

sexy huh???


ROFLMAO!

*sigh* and tonight , now that i feel better, im in the fucking hut!!!! seriously its only 7 months LATE! so im not to mad ...but DAMNIT!

[Lord Snow]

Sometimes you just can't win.

[nikki1979]

ya but it was funny as hell anyways LOL! :D at least i can find humor in it right?? RIGHT!!!

[gekkogecko]

If sex isn't funny, you're doing it wrong.

[nikki1979]

i know right!! all the funny slappy slappy bang bang noises are bound to get a chuckle at times...and dont forget the time were were at it and FELL OFF THE DAMN BED!! (now THAT was friggin halirous)

and before him (long long ago and far away in a galaxy now known as Beforeilostmymindandbecamecelibate) the time in the park when i mistakenly SAT on a PINECONE (YEEOOOWWWCCCHHHHHH) (BUT FUNNY AS HELL)

and who could forget gettin down n dirty ...really into each other ...when WTF IS THAT???? OMG the dog let one fly!!!! had to cease and desist till the windows were open , the room aired out, and the dog evicted from the premisis untill less offensive!!! laughed so hard i cried on that one!!!

seriously tho i need to get outta the damn hut cuz i need a good "tie the nikki up and eat her till she beggs for mercy session........" RAWRRRRWWWW

[WildIrish]

If sex isn't funny, you're doing it wrong.


Then I must be doing it DAMN right, cuz I laugh after I climax. Not to be confused with Mrs. WI...who laughs when I undress.

[Lord Snow]

Well, it would be odd to think you're going to bed with a sheep and find out he's an Irish instead. LOL.

[gekkogecko]

So, Nikki, what are your latest adventures?

(And did you get pics)?

[nikki1979]

LOL! same old stuff... Im all worn out from working now!! full time job pay is nice, but the damn long hours BLOW!! i needs a nap LOL!

[Lord Snow]

OO OO.....My bed is free!

[nikki1979]

;)

woke up this morning wanting to grab hub and rape him... then i realized we had to clean up after pups, wake the child, ge breaky, and get to work!!!


I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!

*sigh*

not fair!! My new job surrounds me with men and here i am all needy and cant touchy!!!! DAMNITALLTOHELL!!!

[GusAspar]

Hope you get a good seeing-to this weekend, Nikki

[gekkogecko]

Get one of those remote operated vibrators.

[nikki1979]

Hope you get a good seeing-to this weekend, Nikki


oh my god! i do to!!

think i may rape my husband as soon as the people leave with their puppies tonight!!

[WildIrish]

If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...
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Well, I wouldn't exactly have any dimes yet, but I sure do like the sound of it.

[nikki1979]

it is PUREEEE TOURTUREEEEE working with men!!!!! OMG this whole full time work in a non cubicle setting may prove VERY BAD!!! LMAO!!!

why the hell do yall men insist on flirting all the time ! LMAO!!

serously though, I do Luv the man and wont step out (without permission anyways) but it is very enticing to think about being ravaged in the on call rooms downstairs LMAO!!!

****SWOON****


can't tell ya how many times ive thought about being bent over in the random, dimly lit, well hidden stairwellsl!!!
a fist wrapped in my hair....
bracing myself against the wall....
trying not to scream out in pleasure...

****Le Sigh****

[Lord Snow]

Awww.....poor nikki *pets her hair*.

If only there was something I could do. But alas, I'm so far away.

[WildIrish]

why the hell do yall men insist on flirting all the time !



Cuz we love :boobs: and you have them! :D

[gekkogecko]

why the hell do yall men insist on flirting all the time !


"All the time"? Or only when you're horny, and can't do anything about it?

...oh...

[nikki1979]

"All the time"? Or only when you're horny, and can't do anything about it?

...oh...


.....is there a difference :(

[gekkogecko]

only if we can take advantage of the difference.

[WildIrish]

I don't mean to hijack the thread...






but I'm still thinking about :boobs:

[nikki1979]

I don't mean to hijack the thread...






but I'm still thinking about :boobs:


ROFLMAO!!! its all good hijack away!!! :D there is really no point to the thread cept being insatiably horney and complaining about it LMAO

[gekkogecko]

there is really no point to the thread cept being insatiably horney and complaining about it LMAO

Well, then the thread justifies itself.

[nikki1979]

Lol!

[Coaster]

OK>>>>>>> will you guys shush and let poor nikki continue her story about being ravaged in the stairwell???? :D I haven't gotten past that mental image YET!!!!!

[nikki1979]

hope u never do!!! LOL! i know i dont :D

so many many men flirting shamlessly with me all day long ***SWOON*** Its tough to get through a day with out a FEW wicked thouhgts heheheheheh.......ok its not "tough" its IMPOSSIBLE ive not done it yet!!! If only they knew what was going throught he mild mannered secretary's mind LOL

the cute new guy was behind me today while i had my head bent over somthing tryin to fold it just so...he dang near had a FIT when he saw my ink LMAO!!! He thought i was a goody goody!!! poor guy looked like i shattered a few misconceptions!

[Lord Snow]

Does there happen to be a picture of said ink?

[nikki1979]

there are a few LOL! nothing special really its just a triskle but he just didnt expect ME to have ANY ink at all... I act all sweet and innocent at work LOL!!! None of these poor guys knows that at any given moment I'm think what i can do with them and could really care less about gettin that bone blade from central supply LMAO!!!

[Lord Snow]

I want to see said tattoo.

[nikki1979]

I want to see said tattoo.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g297/nicole_garland/IMAG0133.jpg
this was right after, dont have a clean pic.... need to have somone take one i spose... like i siad it aint a sexy tat, LOL

[nikki1979]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g297/nicole_garland/IMAG0134.jpg

tiny bit cleaner here....

[Lord Snow]

Very interesting. Tyvm for sharing.

[nikki1979]

no worries, this was # 5 and I can't wait for more!! Figure I'll get one every 35 pounds I loose till Im done loosing and then get my goal ones LOL!

[Lord Snow]

You have more???????? In case you can't tell I love tattoos. I only have one, but want another. Just can't afford it right now.

[sodaklostsoul]

Nikki, didn't you get Depp's name tatted? I swear it was you, I love that story.

[nikki1979]

LMAO ya that was me :D I showed that guy the sigy yesterday and he damn near hada fit LOL !!! He could not belive the secretary had a NAME on her LMAO!!!!

and here IT is ........ I LOVE MY JOHNNY

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g297/nicole_garland/depp/f93a6d3a.jpg

[nikki1979]

You have more???????? In case you can't tell I love tattoos. I only have one, but want another. Just can't afford it right now.


I do as well, I LOVE a man with nice ink. Luckily my hubs has a nice leg piece, I just wish he would get more LOL! I would Love for him to get a sleve! But being military it kinda inhibits the ease of wear...

several of the guys i work with have nice pieces for me to drool over LOL I swear this is killer, I need to transfer to admin building before i rape a coworker LMAO!!! (the admin building wear suits so even if they have ink i wuddnt see it LOL)

and yes ive got a total of 5. a penguin on my ankle , a rose on my boob, a fairy on my back, and the two others

[Lord Snow]

My mother has a bouquet on her left breast, a ring of pigs on her ankle, and a fairy on her lower back. I have a dragon on my upper right arm. My dad has an eagle on his upper left arm. My aunt has a bird of paradise on her right shoulder blade and an arm band on her left arm. One of my cousins has to many for me to remember them all. I'm wanting to get a gryphon on my left arm to match my dragon. However, I know it's going to cost a couple hundred to do more than likely. My dragon was 250.00.

[nikki1979]

ya the up front aint cheap, but u do have it forever so its worth the cost to have it done right!!! he cost is why Ive only got 5 LOL!