Old & Improved

[PantyFanatic]

No, I'm not talking about me. The "new & improved" statement has always bugged me as an oxymoron. How the hell do you improve something that is new and wasn't there before. :wobbly:


What I've found is a great improvement to a standard tool that every handy person has needed for a long, long time. From the first time anyone helps build a project they have needed and wanted this. :nod

Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will surely take the industry by storm!!!
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/tape-1.jpg

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure, the finite measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made (See Below).

[PantyFanatic]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/tape-2-2.jpg

So the next time your buddy tells you to "move it a cunthair to the left" you won't have to guess! :thumbs:

So share with us the new, handy-dandy, work saving, innovation that you have found. :D

[Scarecrow]

How did they get the average cunthairs size??? :huh:

[dicksbro]

Silly, they measured them with the new tape measure. :spin:


:roflmao:

[Lilith]

I have to tell you that in alllllllllllllllll my days I have never heard that expression. I should have known it would be something Crusty would say.

[Oldfart]

Any craftsman worth his salt knows that there are ten cunthairs to the bees dick.

[PantyFanatic]

I have to tell you that in alllllllllllllllll my days I have never heard that expression......
You need to get out more. :nod:

[PantyFanatic]

How did they get the average cunthairs size??? :huh:
Average? :confused: What do you think they mean when they say "now just bump it a red one", or do you need to out more too? :wink:










:rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

I have to tell you that in alllllllllllllllll my days I have never heard that expression. .....
After thinking that over while washing dishes, you are probably right,…………………but not many people measure in cubits any more.















:doorpeek:

[jseal]

Lol!

[osuche]

Y'all are weird. I missed that.

[jseal]

Who?!?!? Us?!?!? Weird??!?!? :rolleyes:

[Lord Snow]

I want to get one for my Dad. He's said that a few times around me and never knew exactly how far to move the object.

[Oldfart]

but not many people measure in cubits any more.


No, apparently the new unit is a pubit.

[PantyFanatic]

:rofl:


(always has been for me :tongue: )

[IM1469]

The most precision measurements are done in RCH's

[Aqua]

No, apparently the new unit is a pubit.
:rofl:

That was great, PF. :nod: