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IM1469
03-26-2010, 04:33 PM
Police: Drunk man tried to ’revive’ opossum
Associated Press

PUNXSUTAWNEY —

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

themi01
03-26-2010, 05:53 PM
Awww hell no gut the thing take it home and make some modified Brunswick stew

Oldfart
03-26-2010, 06:49 PM
Was it a good-looking dead opossum?

Did it lead him on?

IM1469
03-26-2010, 07:10 PM
Was it a good-looking dead opossum?

Did it lead him on?

I guess on some days it's any port in a storm :huh:

Oldfart
03-26-2010, 07:40 PM
It'd take a lot of port.

Pita
03-26-2010, 08:25 PM
Good grief! :eew: Sure, I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but trying to revive road kill with my mouth sure as hell isn't one of them.

jseal
03-26-2010, 08:44 PM
I think I have never been THAT drunk! :yikes:

Jude30
03-26-2010, 10:52 PM
I have been so drunk my friends put me to bed face down so I wouldn't drown in my own puke, but even in that state I wouldn't give mouth to mouth to a possum.

Oldfart
03-26-2010, 11:13 PM
Good grief! :eew: Sure, I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but trying to revive road kill with my mouth sure as hell isn't one of them.

Pick me!! Pick me!!

PantyFanatic
03-27-2010, 01:03 AM
He wasn't really drunk. He knew it was just 'playing possum'. :nod:

Lord Snow
03-27-2010, 08:07 AM
I usually stop drinking as soon as I can't walk straight. So, no I have never been that drunk.

Irish
03-27-2010, 02:51 PM
I'm a "recovering" Alcoholic(15 1/2 yrs)sober,but I never was THAT drunk or
stupid! Irish :roflmao:

gekkogecko
03-27-2010, 05:29 PM
Hey, I'm a wildlife rehabber, and I've never showed up to work drunk.

Oldfart
03-27-2010, 06:38 PM
What rehab is there from dead?

Lord Snow
03-27-2010, 11:04 PM
The undead?

Oldfart
03-27-2010, 11:11 PM
Too much at stake for that one.

IM1469
03-28-2010, 07:02 AM
I wonder what would have registered on a breathalizer test if one would have been administered! Hell, and people thought Monica Lewinsky might have had bad breath :licker:

lakritze
04-02-2010, 11:44 PM
I hope the police took plenty of pictures to remind the guy when he got sober. :roflmao:

Oldfart
04-02-2010, 11:53 PM
Cruiser-cam?