Who's seen you naked by accident?

[Jax]

Inspired by a Seinfeld show. Who has seen you naked by accident?

[Loren]

Father in law.

[jseal]

Sister in law.

[Cjack]

It's never by accident they just think it is.

[Jax]

I guess I should modify my question...and how did it happen?

[Neige]

One evening when we were staying at Wilderness's parents' house, we had just gotten out of the shower. Since I was going to bed soon, I hadn't bothered to get dressed, and I was sitting in front of the computer in Wilderness's room. Wilderness had left the room to go downstairs for a minute, and hadn't closed the door... I heard someone coming up the stairs and just assumed it was Wilderness, but it was his dad!!!!!!!!! Eep!

[Oldfart]

I'm with cjack.

[citrus]

Almost everyone! :doorpeek:

[scotzoidman]

What, you mean it's not an accident if I answer the door naked?

[pinkFlames]

Years ago, I just got out of the shower and the phone rang. I dashed out of the bathroom but realised my boyfriend's sister was watching me. In a moment of indecision, I reversed back into to the bathroom and then made a dash to my bedroom to answer the phone. When I was dressed, she told me that I looked like I was doing some kind of weird dance move.

[scotzoidman]

There's never a video camera around ^^^ when ya really need one...

[Lisa976]

my brother in law,,,,came over thought he would be funny and peaked thru the kitchen window and there I stood,,,,was quite embarrassing

[cmaddox]

Harmless prank. Ended up with me cowering in the hallway of the dormitory naked with giggling females down the hall peaking out the door.

[WildIrish]

A bunch of Pixies that clicked the wrong link. :p

[Accipiter]

The female lifeguard at the pool where I swim.

[peter38]

Early, EARLY morning sex with my wife, we were both all sweaty and i'd got the wet patch.(you'll notice i don't seem at all traumatised by this ladies.)
You know when you get thirsty after a good bonk? Well off i goes, the re-birth of Tarzan the apeman, going off into the wild woods to get the lovely Jane a thirst quenching drink...actually a bottle of diet Coke but you know what i mean....Yes!..and down the stairs i bounce (i am still half asleep!) off one wall then the other and finally with a huge surge fall through the living room door, collapsing in a messy heap on the floor.
I stand.
Brush myself off, shake my head....."You naughty, naughty boy!!". "Jeeesus!!!!" i yell, throwing my hands over my still erect and, sorry but im being honest, creamy erm...knob!(i can't say cock as its innapropriate for the story).
I didn't know i could move that fast, my feet never touched the floor,"SLAM" goes the door!. Up the stairs quick!!!. I dart into the bedroom throw myself onto the bed, yank the covers off a hysterical missus and hide!!!!!.
"Are you ok babe?", she asks.
"NO" i answer meakly.<<hehe.
"You sure?"
"Hmmmmm"
"You never bumped into Graeme why you were down there did you?"
"YES." I'm crying, now with embarrasment, tugging the quilt tightly to me, burying my face in it.....
And......
shit fone brb.
Back!
Graeme is my, Was my 13 y/old stepson. He's 20 now, and doing quite well for himself:).. But......... and i think any parent here will agree?.... a 13 y/old stepson is far worse than a 20 y/old one!.
Well thats my story! ;)

[seminalfluid]

Well there are the links here on pixies, which I could easily sum. The more difficult thing is to count up how many times I have streaked or went skinny dippy.








Ok...ok I would say... a couple of thousand people have seen me naked. My best guess :p

[Lilith]

possibly the hotel staff :rofl:

[Lilith]

twice :brows:

[Aqua]

possibly the hotel staff :rofl:
I will forever double check that the hotel door has shut completely. :p

[Oldfart]

Hey look, a tip, no two, or was that three?

[Lilith]

It was the newspaper under the open door that lead me to draw this conclusion.

[Fangtasia]

Who'd knows, but i bet they wish they hadnt *LOL*

[nakedrhode]

I have been seen more on purpose than by accident by loads of people as I live naked as much as possible .The only time I can think of is when the mother in law came round once and let herself in without knocking.I was sat in the living room naked and hard not expecting visitors so she got a real eyefull.

[kbtoys]

I swim naked in the pool, so any neighbor that has walked by the back yard.No complaints yet so they must like what they are seeing

[toesucker30]

My ex girlfriends niece caught me jacking off one night. Im pretty sure she saw me. Sitting at the computer whacking off witha porn on the screen. She didnt say anything though.

[Lilith]

Aqua and I have this bad habit of showing our skills to people due to our rushing in hotel rooms. With his visit to Fl we forgot to close the curtains, the sheers were closed but we had the lights on. The people in the hotel right across from ours had primo seats for my cowgirl imitation.