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Catch22
09-07-2009, 01:51 AM
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5940020/us-australian-soldiers-in-brawl/

Tsk, Tsk. No fighting in Oldfarts backyard.
dicksbro
09-07-2009, 02:23 AM
Okay, OF, what did you say that got this started? :yikes:
Oldfart
09-07-2009, 02:47 AM
Okay, OF, what did you say that got this started? :yikes:

Who needs to say anything?

Wingnuts of both nationalities get a skinful and, having been ejected from a meatmarket without scoring a girl, decide to display their virility in the second most common way.

The fact that the US military is largely dry, and what they do drink is lower in alcohol than Oz beer, wouldn't have helped.
PantyFanatic
09-07-2009, 03:04 AM
I think it's part a cultural issue. Probably not a good idea to put GI's at a place call "Duck's Nuts end", then have police show up with a cartoon kangaroo on their badge to break up a fight. :shrug:
Catch22
09-07-2009, 04:46 AM
Duck's Nuts sounds like a happening spot.

More here:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5947586/us-soldiers-charged-over-darwin-brawl/
Oldfart
09-07-2009, 08:03 AM
It is. Duck's has a great Vodka Bar and a few good bands.

It is across the road from a flesh pot called Discovery, a carnal cavern of alcoholic excess and excessive noise. It has a wonderful event called "Tits Out Tuesday".
Catch22
09-07-2009, 10:07 AM
It is. Duck's has a great Vodka Bar and a few good bands.

It is across the road from a flesh pot called Discovery, a carnal cavern of alcoholic excess and excessive noise. It has a wonderful event called "Tits Out Tuesday".

Sounds like the pub down the road from us. They have a naughty raffle night. Done by a stripper, way past her prime! She must have worked on the Cross back in the 70's.
PantyFanatic
09-07-2009, 10:51 AM
It is. Duck's has a great Vodka Bar and a few good bands.

It is across the road from a flesh pot called Discovery, a carnal cavern of alcoholic excess and excessive noise. It has a wonderful event called "Tits Out Tuesday".
PERFECT! :line:
Just add GI's and the keystone cops. I wonder why a fight broke out there? :confused:


















:roflmao:
PantyFanatic
09-07-2009, 10:52 AM
It is. Duck's has a great Vodka Bar and a few good bands.

It is across the road from a flesh pot called Discovery, a carnal cavern of alcoholic excess and excessive noise. It has a wonderful event called "Tits Out Tuesday".
PERFECT! :line:
Just add GI's and the keystone cops. I wonder how a fight could have broke out there? :confused:


















:roflmao:
Oldfart
09-07-2009, 08:36 PM
She must have worked on the Cross back in the 70's.

I hope that meant "at the Cross".

Girls need to work somewhere, and it's probably warmer than a corner on Williams Street.
Oldfart
09-07-2009, 08:40 PM
PERFECT! :line:
Just add GI's and the keystone cops. I wonder how a fight could have broke out there? :confused:


















:roflmao:

Beats me.
scotzoidman
09-08-2009, 08:24 PM
About 1,500 soldiers from the US and Australia are currently in Darwin as part of Exercise Talisman Sabre.

It's aimed at improving combat readiness, and operational and tactical interoperability

Combat readiness - check

Operational and tactical interoperability - not so much :argue:
themi01
09-08-2009, 08:35 PM
zoid they just need to aim it in the right direction ..... PS what was wrong HMM lots of soilders alcohol 04:00 what could go wrong ? ooops
Oldfart
09-08-2009, 08:36 PM
The local boys, military and non, know the eleventh commandment, "Thou shalt not fuck with the local Police". To take on a cop, especially by surprise from behind, is unlikely to be constructive. "KIng hit" is the equivalent of "cold cocked".
themi01
09-08-2009, 08:47 PM
OF sorry all our boys deserve our support and they have mine no matter how much of a butt hole they behave like on leave
scotzoidman
09-08-2009, 08:51 PM
The local boys, military and non, know the eleventh commandment, "Thou shalt not fuck with the local Police". To take on a cop, especially by surprise from behind, is unlikely to be constructive. "KIng hit" is the equivalent of "cold cocked".
Thanks for explaining that little colloquialism, I thought it was typo till I saw it for the 3rd time :huh:

Young men with a lot of adolescent in them + combat training + strong alcohol usually equals lots of Commandments going right down the crapper...
PantyFanatic
09-08-2009, 11:58 PM
What he ^^^ said.


"King hit":rofl:
Catch22
09-09-2009, 05:48 AM
Plus it is never below 30c in Darwin.
Oldfart
09-09-2009, 06:29 AM
In the Ice Bar of Duck's Nuts it only takes a broken zipper to be cold cocked.