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Lilith
05-12-2009, 05:18 PM
I get jury duty to top it all off :p The big fat cherry on top of my shit sundae.

My #2 Most Honorable Son said to me today, "I don't know what you did mom but Karma hates you." :frown:
Nice Guy
05-12-2009, 05:27 PM
Karma has been biting me in the ass for years now. I must have been a couple piece of work in my previous life.
Lilith
05-12-2009, 05:35 PM
Hey nice guy! I'm so busy lately I don't really have time to take stock.
Aqua
05-12-2009, 05:46 PM
/nick The World

:bite:

Sorry life is sucking right now. :console:
Lilith
05-12-2009, 06:09 PM
Is ok. It is what it is.
dicksbro
05-12-2009, 06:34 PM
The world is biting me in the ass when suddenly...

The world's smarter than I thought it was. :hot:

JK




Sorry about the jury duty and all. Maybe you won't get selected, in which case it won't be too bad.
Lord Snow
05-12-2009, 06:57 PM
All you have to do is to get out of it is say something very prejudice. I know it's neglecting your civil duties, but I always considered one of my civil duties is to help keep the economy going by going to work and getting my full pay for the day and paying bills and buying necessities. That I think it's a lot of fun to say stuff that's off the wall just to see how people react.
Sharni
05-12-2009, 08:06 PM
The last 3 times, i got my boss to write a letter, stating he couldn't do without me :D
Oldfart
05-12-2009, 08:09 PM
Wear in a T-shirt that says "Hang the little Cocksucker".

That should do it.
gekkogecko
05-13-2009, 10:20 AM
Karma, by definition, is not something that 'hates' you: you earn it.
wyndhy
05-13-2009, 02:00 PM
karma just knows you'll do the right thing. :x:
Lilith
05-13-2009, 06:52 PM
Karma, by definition, is not something that 'hates' you: you earn it.


I know that, but he's 13 and it was still endearing
Lilith
05-13-2009, 06:53 PM
karma just knows you'll do the right thing. :x:


I'm just about tie red of that role
Oldfart
05-13-2009, 09:39 PM
I know that, but he's 13 and it was still endearing

Forget it, he's just being a Karma Comedian.
scotzoidman
05-14-2009, 10:49 AM
Maybe your Karma ran over someone's Dogma, & this is payback.
Oldfart
05-14-2009, 08:17 PM
Maybe your Karma ran over someone's Dogma, & this is payback.

Zen you're in real trouble.
PantyFanatic
05-15-2009, 01:27 AM
^^^ :banghead: That is not punny

BOOddha
Oldfart
05-15-2009, 06:01 AM
PF, you're just trying to Confucius.
scotzoidman
05-15-2009, 10:02 PM
I Chings he's being funny.
Oldfart
05-16-2009, 12:04 AM
I slam Scotz with an apple and shaving cream pie.