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Lilith
02-13-2009, 04:30 PM
No woman can ever truly be satisified on Valentine's Day because there is no such thing as a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
The gospel according to Lilith
:D:D:p
Oldfart
02-13-2009, 06:21 PM
Snigger.
Booger
02-13-2009, 11:40 PM
This is why I do nothing I figure if it is imposable why even try.
scotzoidman
02-14-2009, 12:09 AM
Many a truth spoken in jest, eh?
Lilith
02-14-2009, 09:32 AM
This is why I do nothing I figure if it is imposable why even try.
Good try but that excuse would not fly at my house.
Lilith
02-14-2009, 09:35 AM
Many a truth spoken in jest, eh?
Things are only funny when they smack of the truth a tiny bit.
I would love a chocolate penis. I'd like to be wealthy enough on my own to not care about the $$ part. I'd be happy if my tits leaked coinage :p
scotzoidman
02-15-2009, 12:06 AM
Wouldn't that hurt a bit whenever they dripped?
lakritze
02-16-2009, 11:40 AM
That problem will soon be a thing of the past.I am tinkering around in the garage,trying to come up with a solution.
themi01
02-16-2009, 04:50 PM
Yeah the problem with all that is either way I'm losing something no ? Actually Lil if your Tits leaked coinage take pictures an send both pics and coinage my way lol
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