I have...

[Casperr]

... downloaded a ridiculous amount of porn today. What is it about super hot weather and horniness!

[pinkFlames]

On one hand I'm horny. On the other hand, I'm too damned hot to do anything about it!

[Casperr]

Oooh yeah, Adelaide got it worse than us... glad you're coping! I suggest ice-cubes.... strategically placed :)

[pinkFlames]

Ooooh!

[Mark Vieth]

Just be careful when they melt......you may need a towel.

[Lilith]

or a tongue :D

[citrus]

On one hand I'm horny. On the other hand, I'm too damned hot to do anything about it!On 1 hand I'm lubed & in the other hand is my :cock:

[dicksbro]

... the sneezes this morning.

[jbh3]

..two turntables and a microphone.

[mercifulangel]

A raging migraine

[Casperr]

Erm, ok.... someone just turned a thread of mine into a Smut Game!

[pinkFlames]

Well, you started with the smut, the others decided they prefer games.

[mercifulangel]

I have a wet spot on my dress

[citrus]

I have a Wet Spot membership(on my nose)

[mercifulangel]

i have a new tv

[dicksbro]

I have a sore throat. :(

[citrus]

I have a slippery throat & a bone to chew for 1st prize!!

[osuche]

a glass of good wine and an evening of privacy

[dicksbro]

My watch set now for DST (Daylight Savings Time) :)

[Lilith]

I the sweetest hangover