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Lilith
01-28-2009, 07:46 PM
In Miracle Land...
Aqua
01-28-2009, 08:00 PM
there are Mt Dew water fountains.

In Miracle Land...
Lilith
01-28-2009, 09:14 PM
there is licorice dental floss.

In Miracle Land...
pinkFlames
01-28-2009, 10:10 PM
the weather is always just how you want it.

In Miracle Land...
mercifulangel
01-28-2009, 10:38 PM
your bed is always warm and toasty.
Oldfart
01-29-2009, 12:46 AM
Everything sugarfree tastes wonderful.

In Miracle Land...
Lilith
01-29-2009, 06:00 AM
there is teleportation.

In Miracle Land...
pinkFlames
01-29-2009, 06:02 AM
your clothes NEVER make your butt look big.

In Miracle Land...
gekkogecko
01-29-2009, 11:48 AM
Nobody I know has health problems.
In miracle land...
Aqua
01-29-2009, 06:09 PM
there is sex whenever you want it.

In miracle land...
Lilith
01-29-2009, 07:55 PM
people can turn in to crocodiles.

In Miracle Land...
Aqua
01-29-2009, 07:57 PM
Crocodiles can be your friend.

In miracle land...
Aqua
02-03-2009, 05:52 PM
Spouses stay on the same page sexually.

In miracle land...
Lilith
02-03-2009, 05:54 PM
there are wookie blankets and fishsticks.

In miracle land...
jbh3
02-03-2009, 06:27 PM
"Imagine there's no Heaven".....

In Miracle Land
Oldfart
02-04-2009, 12:12 AM
no-one puts mushroom in my food.

In Miracle Land
pinkFlames
02-04-2009, 12:22 AM
You can eat a never ending packet of TimTams and not put on an ounce.

In Miracle Land...
shadowsfate
02-05-2009, 08:16 AM
Kids never get sick or seriously hurt, and NEVER need to stay overnight (or longer) in a hospital.



In Miracle Land......
Bebi Dempster
02-05-2009, 10:35 AM
There is no work ONLY play

In Miracle Land
scotzoidman
02-05-2009, 11:27 AM
Everyone is properly compensated for their hard work

AND

CEO's are not rewarded with huge bonuses for running their companies onto the financial rocks.

In Miracle Land...
Aqua
02-05-2009, 12:49 PM
I get to take a dear friend to Cirque de Shovemydickupherass. :p

In Miracle Land...
Lilith
02-05-2009, 07:41 PM
Mr. Lil sends me on vacation to Seattle by way of Connecticut


In Miracle Land...
dicksbro
02-06-2009, 05:32 AM
... it's warm enough that everyone walks around nude.

In Miracle Land ...
scotzoidman
02-06-2009, 11:58 PM
...Old Fart would enjoy mushrooms in his food. :roflmao:

In Miracle Land ...
pinkFlames
02-07-2009, 01:56 AM
...we could wander around nude and not worry about sun burn.

In Miracle Land...
Pita
02-07-2009, 04:38 AM
You don't have to get up at 4:00am and work a 10 hour day.


In Miracle Land....
Oldfart
02-07-2009, 05:44 AM
...Old Fart would enjoy mushrooms in his food. :roflmao:

In Miracle Land ...

That would require a BIG miracle.
Teddy Bear
02-07-2009, 06:14 AM
There is only snow for people who like snow.....

In Miracle Land....
Lilith
02-07-2009, 08:08 PM
everyone goes to a 4 day work week.

In Miracle Land...
jbh3
02-07-2009, 08:17 PM
there is right and wrong....black and white....but no grays

In Miracle Land...
Lilith
02-07-2009, 08:31 PM
teachers get paid more than strippers.

In Miracle Land...
Pita
02-07-2009, 08:54 PM
teenagers are never moody, clean their rooms, and understand that the world doesn't revolve around them.


In Miracle Land.....
scotzoidman
02-08-2009, 12:02 AM
teenagers are never moody, clean their rooms, and understand that the world doesn't revolve around them.

Sorry, some things are just too out there even for Miracle Land :shrug:
dicksbro
02-08-2009, 09:10 AM
everyone goes to a 4 day work week.

In Miracle Land...

... those working the 4-day work week would get paid double time for the time they work. :)

In Miracle Land ...
Lilith
02-08-2009, 03:02 PM
he'd care.

In Miracle Land...
Oldfart
02-08-2009, 08:20 PM
people don't get burned in fires.

In Miracle Land. . .
dicksbro
02-09-2009, 04:15 AM
... the grass is always lush and green and the rivers run clear and full and the sun's UV rays never harm anyone.

In Miracle Land ...
scotzoidman
02-09-2009, 12:53 PM
...homes & yards would be self-cleaning

In Miracle Land ...
Oldfart
02-09-2009, 03:49 PM
I'd have all the energy I ever need.

In Miracle Land . . .
Aqua
02-09-2009, 04:39 PM
Les Claypool would be calling me for lessons.

In Miracle Land...
jseal
02-14-2009, 06:25 AM
Diversity will be respected.


In Miracle Land ...
FlirtWithMe
02-14-2009, 07:05 AM
Pixies would all live within a few blocks of each other


In Miracle Land ...
Oldfart
02-14-2009, 07:30 AM
it would be called Pixie-land.

In Miracle Land . . .
Lilith
02-14-2009, 09:41 AM
your wish is my command and vice versa


In Pixie Land...
FlirtWithMe
02-14-2009, 03:39 PM
there would be no anger and nobody would piss anyone else off

In Pixie Land ...
Lilith
02-14-2009, 03:40 PM
I would be a hired hitchick who gets to go torture and punish anyone who pisses a Pixie off :D

In Pixie Land...
FlirtWithMe
02-14-2009, 03:46 PM
we could buy tickets to watch that ^^^ :nod:

In Pixie Land ...
themi01
02-14-2009, 05:20 PM
only if I get to sit next to FWM in Pixie-land
Oldfart
02-14-2009, 06:25 PM
such things are broadcast on free-to-air.

In Pixie Land . . .
FlirtWithMe
02-14-2009, 11:18 PM
Mr Whippy would drive around Pixie Land in his van every day, giving out freebies to anyone who wanted one

In Pixie Land ...
Oldfart
02-14-2009, 11:20 PM
Mr Whippy may have something to do with ice-cream.

In Pixie Land . . .
dicksbro
02-17-2009, 05:48 AM
... there'd be no more medical problems for anyone.

In Miracle Land ...
mercifulangel
02-17-2009, 11:12 AM
i'd have power for more than 24 hours at a time



In Miracle Land ...
FlirtWithMe
02-18-2009, 05:47 AM
There would be TWO flakes in every Mr Whippy and they'd taste real but would have no calories

In Pixie Land ...
Oldfart
02-18-2009, 07:18 AM
There are often well loved flakes around.

In Pixie Land . . . .
gekkogecko
02-18-2009, 10:59 AM
...people don't call each other 'flakes', because there's no need.

In pixie land...
Oldfart
02-18-2009, 05:46 PM
with the standard of jokes we have a bowl full of corn flakes.

In Pixie Land . . . . .
FlirtWithMe
02-18-2009, 06:17 PM
For those wanting something sweeter, T (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQcB7tlyVhQ)ony the Tiger would be there serving Frosties

In Pixie Land ...
dicksbro
02-19-2009, 05:00 AM
... no one ever gets a cold.

In Miracle Land ...
mercifulangel
02-19-2009, 09:19 AM
the roads would never be icy

In Miracle Land ...
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dicksbro
02-20-2009, 05:54 AM
... I'd go to bed late ... sleep long ... and still get up early. :)

In Miracle Land ...
wyndhy
02-20-2009, 03:16 PM
... whiny would sound more laughy.

in miricle land ...
Lilith
02-21-2009, 06:46 PM
dryers would not go kaput!

In Pixie Land...
Oldfart
02-21-2009, 10:03 PM
dishwashers in rented apartments would actually wash clean.

In Pixie Land ....
osuche
02-22-2009, 12:50 AM
Everyone is multi-orgasmic

In miracle land...
dicksbro
02-22-2009, 06:59 AM
... we'd all see osuche's wish come true. :slurp: :)

In Miracle Land ...
pinkFlames
02-23-2009, 04:15 AM
The house would clean itself.

In Pixie Land...
wyndhy
02-23-2009, 08:44 PM
... i'd be in the mood.

in miracle land...
pinkFlames
02-24-2009, 04:59 AM
children would never tell lies.

In Miracle Land...
Aqua
02-24-2009, 06:41 PM
Everything is okay.

In Pixie Land...
Lilith
02-24-2009, 10:15 PM
I'd be meeting Ty tomorrow.

In Pixie Land...
citrus
02-25-2009, 03:00 AM
says icon,
there's a butt that sniffs like marrow-bone


In Miracle Land ...