View Full Version : A dick for a day...
Salacious
08-29-2008, 03:54 PM
To any guys reading this post—this is indeed a conversation most women have in their lifetime with their friends. We are fascinated by your dangling bits between your legs. What it feels like there, how pants fit comfortably, what it’s like when you’re standing at a urinal and are tempted to glance at the dude next to you. And yes, what it feels like to have sex with one of us. So with that in mind, I wanted to ask the Pixie ladies what exactly they would do if they had a manhood for a moment, a schlong for a spell, a willie for a week, a dick for a day. So ladies, what would you do if you had a dick for a day?
But Pixie men one thing I’m wondering of you—do guys ever theorize about what they would do if they had a vagina?
wyndhy
08-29-2008, 04:10 PM
shameless self promotion (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=24436)
:o
and i would also fuck my husband's everything
Lilith
08-29-2008, 05:19 PM
I would have dirty boy sex.
*raises hand*
oooh, pick me Lil... pick me!
Salacious
08-29-2008, 06:00 PM
I think I'd be in the wanting to have lots of sex group. I've always contended that men get the best views during sex... this way I'd know for sure and be able to take them in.
denny
08-29-2008, 07:26 PM
I think I would go absolutely nuts if I had a man magnet between my legs. I imagine that I would be a total slut and give it up to every man that looked attractive to me. I wonder how many men I could fuck in a single day. And I can only imagine what it must feel like to ride a rabbit toy. I wonder what a cum-a thon must be like. Any insight ladies? :boink:
Coaster
08-30-2008, 10:56 PM
I've never thought of having a vagina!
But being multi orgasmic is something I think I would enjoy thouroughly!
And I know that I'd get absolutely NOTHING done during the day if I had boobies!!!! :D
Lord Snow
08-31-2008, 07:14 AM
To be honest I don't think I could handle having a vagina. I agree with coaster, boobies and I'd never leave the house. Problem is, right now I like "exploring" her and if it were on me it would severely cut down the amount I'd see. I'm sure that physically I'd probably enjoy it more, but without a lot of squirming, mirrors, and odd (most likely uncomfortable) positions, I wouldn't see anything. Where's the fun in that?
Teddy Bear
08-31-2008, 03:09 PM
I would love to see what it's like to have a cock but for more then a day..... maybe a week. I'd need time to experience alot of things. ;)
Most of want I want to know is how do things feel. From very simple things like boxers or briefs, cold swimming pool 'shrinkage', all the way up to what it really feels like to spurt cum out like they do instead of how women cum.
What does it feel like to push past her gag reflex and down her throat? Can you really feel a difference there?
Hows it feel when your already hard, she's sucking you, rubs your prostate and you get even harder?
I want to know how it feels on the guys side cause it sure is good on mine!! :D
Lord Snow
08-31-2008, 06:18 PM
From the guys standpoint:
I don't notice the shrinkage
Briefs keep you warmer, but I prefer boxers (more breathing room)
I can feel a difference when I enter her throat, the muscles contract and try to force it down "milking" it.
never had my prostate rubbed
and it feels wonderful.
Course, I'm sure it's different for every guy and you'd still want to experience for yourself.
Salacious
08-31-2008, 06:39 PM
I think I would go absolutely nuts if I had a man magnet between my legs. I imagine that I would be a total slut and give it up to every man that looked attractive to me. I wonder how many men I could fuck in a single day. And I can only imagine what it must feel like to ride a rabbit toy. I wonder what a cum-a thon must be like. Any insight ladies? :boink:
What do you want to know denny? :slurp:
I've never thought of having a vagina! But being multi orgasmic is something I think I would enjoy thouroughly! And I know that I'd get absolutely NOTHING done during the day if I had boobies!!!! :D
OMG! I love you both... such answers. Man magnet! Distracted by ones own boobies all day! Brilliant. "I can't make it to work today... I need to do a breast exam. Yes, it may take all day." :horny:
Thank you for the laugh out loud gentlemen!
Wow, if I could have a vagina for just a little while, that would be amazing. First thing I'd have to do is go for a bike ride to see how much better the bike seat feels, mmm.
Then I would just have to try various insertions to see what different things feel like.
Next I would try various vibrators and see how many climaxes I could have in one day.
Wow, then after I rest for a day I would just have to find somebody to fuck my brains out.
Of course I would want to give the vagina back as soon as it was time for a period.
I would not want to keep it for long anyway because I would keep wanting to lick myself and would probably throw my back out of whack.
Joe
FlirtWithMe
09-02-2008, 12:00 AM
Peeing standing up would be the biggie. There are devices to allow women to do this nowadays but I've never used one and these things are never going to be as good as the real thing. It just seems so much more convenient, standing up, whipping it out, peeing, whipping it back in again. I wonder how men would cope with peeing like a female, especially after a night out at the pub on the long walk home when trying to find a suitable bush to pee behind. Or in the pub, for that matter. It can be excruciatingly painful standing in line for the women's toilet after a few drinks - especially on a Friday or Saturday night :yikes: Not to mention the frustration of getting there to find the cubicle you're in is either blocked or has no paper (always take spare paper!).
Waking up with a hard on would be an experience. Waking up to a blow job would be another. If I had a dick for a day, I'd wake up uncut, play around for a while, get circumcised (healing, of course, within minutes), and then play around some more and compare the sensations of each.
Like Coaster and Lord Snow said about playing with boobs, I think I'd sit around wanking for much of the day! lol I'd have to cyber with someone, too. Getting off and cumming in front of a computer screen seems so much more simple for a guy than for a woman.
I would love to feel what a guy feels just as they're entering a woman, and how different it feels when thrusting hard and deep, compared to slow and gentle. So I'd probably find several people to try this with. I've always felt a certain amount of 'guilt' (maybe not the correct word), if I've slept with someone too soon after meeting, due to it being drummed into me when I was younger than it was a bad thing. I wonder if my mother would have been so bothered about this is I were male. I seem to think not, so I'd go have lots of guilt-free sex with lots of women :thumb:
Dick, if I could lick myself without throwing my back out of whack I'd never get a thing done!
WildIrish
09-02-2008, 06:31 PM
Mrs. WI and I have had this conversation at least a dozen times.
I'd spend the whole day trying to fit as many different things inside as possible, smelling my fingers the whole time.
And Mrs. WI would spend the day fucking me and receiving fellatio. :D
Oldfart
09-03-2008, 02:58 AM
Unless there was a total makeover, it would take a lot more than just a vagina to make me attractive.
Lord Snow
09-03-2008, 11:05 AM
With enough money, you can look like anyone. There was a young man on America's Got Talent who spent the money to look like Brittany Spears.
LOL! Your right on that one LS, just look at what Michael Jackson had done.
Lord Snow
09-03-2008, 04:37 PM
There was an episode of Maury where a young woman wanted to look like Barbie. A young man thought it was a good idea so he had the same surgeries done.
rabbit
09-03-2008, 07:44 PM
One word: power
citrus
09-04-2008, 07:02 AM
One word: powerditto
osuche
09-05-2008, 09:59 AM
If I looked like a hot guy for a day...with the penis....
I'd go to work and see if I was more successful at my job. :rofl:
After work, I'd go home and stroke it. ;) Then I'd want to try doggie style and 69. I'd love to see what those would feel like from the guy's side.
WildIrish
09-06-2008, 08:57 AM
I'd lay her down on her back and remove her pants. I'd stroke her cock through her briefs and watch her eyes as she curiously concentrates on what I'm doing, trying to absorb every little sense. When she starts to get hard, I'd pull her cock out of her underwear and watch her feel the relief of being free of the constraints...out in the cool air, where she can feel the warmth of my hand directly on her smooth skin.
I'd let my hand travel up and down her cock slowly, trying to feel her veins, and that beautiful ridge formed by the head meeting the shaft. I'd softly rub that little spot under the head. The one she knows drives me wild. And on a downstroke, I'd let my hand run past the base to her balls where I would cup them in my hand to feel the fullness of them. I'd give them a gently squeeze to watch how she realizes how close she is to pain, but not a bad kind of pain. I want to see the moment she comprehends how powerless she is in my hands.
And I'd lower my mouth to her cock. I'd take the head in my mouth & swirl my tongue around it, paying particular attention to that little spot underneath. I know I'd get it wet with my saliva so my mouth would easily edge further. Stopping and reversing up to the tip often, increasing the depth I take her in on some thrusts. I'd put my arms across her torso so she doesn't feel tempted to fuck my mouth. I don't want her doing that. Yet.
I want to feel her skin get warm. I want to hear her breathing get heavy. I need that moment when her balls start to swell so I can grasp her hard and suck her deep. I can't wait to feel the blast of cum and hear her scream out in pleasure.
FlirtWithMe
09-08-2008, 12:19 AM
^^^^ :faint: :hot: :faint: :hot::faint: ^^^^
I would like to retract my initial reply (http://pixies-place.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1604105&postcount=13) to this thread, and lie back and enjoy what WildIrish is doing instead :nod:
*FWM wanders off, mumbling something about buckets of ice*
WildIrish
09-08-2008, 07:44 PM
Well...peeing standing up is fun too. :D
BamaKyttn
09-09-2008, 07:57 PM
omg.... >melts< if i ever wake up with a cock I want to wake up next to wildirish.
Oldfart
09-10-2008, 03:51 AM
"if i ever wake up with a cock I want to wake up next to wildirish."
Relax, remember St Phineas.
animal99
09-10-2008, 08:01 AM
Ok , I tried to explain to many girls what it feels like for a guy when she gives head - and over the years, I came across this one perfect example thanks to an open minded woman I met years ago:
Have your guy give head to your BIG toe (choose one from either foot) - preferably while you are wearing a THIN Sock with an opening for your Big toe to pop out. If he's really imaginative, he'll forget it's just a toe and can go "down" on you for a long time, driving you wild with pleasure for a long time or until his mouth gives out!
While your man is making love to your toe, licking it, and slowly enveloping it with his mouth... stroking it in and out - you'll get the same feelings as a man does when a woman gives a man head. OF course, if you got a lot of calluses (hard skin) the sensations won't be the same. The "thinner" (soft skin) toes will get all the sensations I'm referring to - but the small toes just aren't as sensitive, and lets face it... the Big TOE is large enough to substitute in size for an average size penis head.
Oh, and the thin sock is so your FOOT is desensitized as much as the penis shaft would be. Not totally insulated but just dulled enough so you feel pleasure only in the stroking and the pressure applied by "his" hands as he caresses you while giving your toe head.
seminalfluid
09-10-2008, 08:32 PM
Well...peeing standing up is fun too. :D
Don't forget you get to write your name in the snow! :thumbs:
scotzoidman
09-11-2008, 11:12 AM
And if there's no snow available, painting a palm tree on a concrete wall is kinda fun too!
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