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Lilith
07-15-2008, 09:31 AM
So right after I posted a thread for PF regarding necrotizing centipedes karma bit me in the ass...


I have been cleaning closets and getting rid of things I no longer use. I am only keeping things I love and that reflect the true me. So I had like over 2 dozen purses to get rid of and I listed them on freecycle and everyone wanted them but everyone also failed to show up to pick them up. So for two weeks I've had them waiting for someone to actually show. So this weekend a late comer indicated that if they were still available she's love to have them and would pick them up Monday on her way to work. What she failed to tell me was that she works as a clown :jester: She arrived in a purple, yellow, and green care with gigantic clown faces on the hood. :faint:

Oldfart
07-15-2008, 10:05 AM
Funny, huh?

"Nobody nose de trouble I seen . . . ."

sodaklostsoul
07-15-2008, 10:41 AM
Scary!!!!!

PantyFanatic
07-15-2008, 12:50 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Be glad it wasn't the guy in a turban and diaper with a flute and whicker basket :cool: ............................... That I asked to stop by.

Scarecrow
07-15-2008, 01:01 PM
What goes around comes around

scotzoidman
07-15-2008, 01:06 PM
So, what's the problem? It's just another clown you met on the internet...

Aqua
07-15-2008, 03:58 PM
Bitch?

http://xibo.com/images/payback.jpg

:p

Jude30
07-15-2008, 06:35 PM
Don't feel bad Lil I had a bit of instant Karma this morning myself. I was picking on my wife, giving her a ration of crap. Went in to brush my teeth and for some reason didn't pay attention to which tooth brush I grabbed, and ended up using hers. No big deal most people would think, we've been together 19 years, and married seven, we've shared more intimate bodily fluids than spit. Unfortunately every time I use her tooth brush I get a canker sore.

As of 4p.m. I was developing a nice one on my lower lip.

WildIrish
07-15-2008, 09:32 PM
How funny is it that a clown wants Lil's purses? :roflmao:




Something tells me Karma's gonna beat my ass over that one. ha ha

dicksbro
07-16-2008, 04:40 AM
http://www.philreynolds.com/images/costumes-l/clowns.jpg

Hi, we're here for the purses!

PantyFanatic
07-16-2008, 07:39 AM
You can't have them. I got here first.



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/FraternalFriends.jpg

Lilith
07-16-2008, 07:46 AM
ha ha funny boys!

Now you know why I started kickboxing :D

gekkogecko
07-16-2008, 09:16 AM
And how many pipe bombs did you grab and conceal in those purses, Lilith?

Lilith
07-17-2008, 11:13 PM
I saw that the clown relisted the ones she did not want. I think she is using my purses to lure young women to a life a demented sex slaves.

scotzoidman
07-18-2008, 11:21 PM
I thought of Lil today when I saw a minivan with some kind of giant evil clown decal on the back window...even creeped me out a bit, & I'm not usually scared of clowns...

It looked like that van was heading in the direction of the hotel ;)

WildIrish
07-22-2008, 09:09 PM
I thought of Lil today when I saw a minivan with some kind of giant evil clown decal on the back window...even creeped me out a bit, & I'm not usually scared of clowns...

It looked like that van was heading in the direction of the hotel ;)


Probably trying to give the purses back. :p

PantyFanatic
07-25-2008, 03:30 PM
That must be why she kept telling me I must be the evil clown of her premonitions. :gb:



:jester:

scotzoidman
07-25-2008, 10:10 PM
All ya need are big shoes & a rubber nose...