Reading material

[gekkogecko]

http://www.amazon.com/Captain-Kirks-Guide-Women-Star/dp/1416543155

[scotzoidman]

No doubt Kirk's success is due to being the only one who has a secret button to set his phaser to "vibrate"...

[Oldfart]

Kirk depends on technology and his secret assistant.

"Beam me up her, Scotty."