Platypus!

[gekkogecko]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/01/22/2143811.htm

Includes a SFW pic, so grab it before the news service archives the story.

[dicksbro]

Very interesting, GG! Thanks for sharing!

DB

[Oldfart]

And you call ME an Oldfart.

[gekkogecko]

No, you call yourself an old fart. Me, one of the things I want to be in life is an old fart. Right now, I'm just a middle-aged fart.

[Oldfart]

If you live it, it will come.

[scotzoidman]

Mind me platypus duck, Bill...

[dicksbro]

Tie me Kanagroo down, sport.

[Oldfart]

The revenge of the Rolf Harris?

[wyndhy]

we are all aware that there is no such thing as evolution. this was just the cavehold pet of Ug and Klug. the teeth were to deter the t-rex from attacking the cave, but now that there are no more t-rexes, specially trained platypus dentists go around removing all platipi teeth.

they almost had me there though.

[Oldfart]

Nowdays they just get McDonalds rejects to grind the teeth flat with the bill.

They can't afford to pay for teams of them, so they're being sent out single file.

[scotzoidman]

Single file, of course...can't have them all milling around...

Pretty soon they're being abrasive and blowing rasp-berries at innocent passers-by.

[Neige]

:roflmao:

[gekkogecko]

specially trained platypus dentists go around removing all platipi teeth.

Platypodes. "-pus" is genative, therefore the plural is "-podes".

[wyndhy]

roflmao. i thought it was platypuses, but i speak dog latin. :p

[scotzoidman]

As opposed to ig-pay atin-lay?

[wyndhy]

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it's a lot harder to type though. :p