I'm old

[Lilith]

my son just made himself a cup of coffee. I'm still not over the fact he can stick the straw in the Capri Sun himself yet...

[wyndhy]

shit ... i can't get those effin' straws in. :p

[PantyFanatic]

:rofl:

[citrus]

You'll really be old when you're mixin an irish coffee for him!! :eek:

[Lilith]

you mean like the ones I used to make for his bottles?

[wyndhy]

i just read that to my daughter and she laughed so hard her manhattan came out her nose

[Neige]

:rofl:

[citrus]

Hmm? I think I need a bottle :baby: !

[Lilith]

OMG...lmfao pmpl tmsomn

[Aqua]

OMG...lmfao pmpl tmsomn
Too Much Suction On My Nipple?!

[wyndhy]

the manhattan shot out my nose, i think?

or perhaps two men should owe me nookie.

yeah, that sounds better.

and funner.

[Oldfart]

Mmmmmmmmmm acronyms mmmmmmmmmm

[PantyFanatic]

Yeah!:nod: Acorns too.

[wyndhy]

acronyms
All Communities Rely On Nasty Yummy Messy Sex?

[sodaklostsoul]

Yeah!:nod: Acorns too.
We already knew you were nuts PF.

[gekkogecko]

PF...that's actually a chipmonk.

the acorn is the thing that's being torn apart and consumed.

[WildIrish]

I'm slowly coming to grips with the concept of my being a mortal.

I climb down from the bed of the truck instead of jumping over the side.
I make two trips instead of trying to carry everything in one lumbering trip.
I feel aches and pains a lot more now.
I sleep with my dog cuddled up next to me



I lose pretty much everything I touch!