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sodaklostsoul
12-14-2007, 11:30 PM
This is just as bad as the jerks who steal the Toys for Tots toys!!!!!

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.

(Reporting by David Ljunggren; Editing by Peter Galloway)

Oldfart
12-14-2007, 11:51 PM
Aught to be staked out at the North Pole doused with Polar Bear attractant.

dicksbro
12-15-2007, 03:43 AM
What a low life! :mad:

PantyFanatic
12-15-2007, 05:06 AM
...Polar Bear attractant.
:roflmao:

Just give him the option of a seal suite or nothing and throw him out on the ice. :bite:








;)

Fangtasia
12-15-2007, 05:20 AM
Death by Polar Bear! (better the rogue elf than me *LOL*)

IowaMan
12-15-2007, 06:56 AM
It's amazing what some people are capable of doing. :mad:

Lilith
12-15-2007, 08:46 AM
We are really past the age of trusting in the kindness of strangers unfortunately.

PantyFanatic
12-15-2007, 11:39 AM
OR....................................... :rolleyes: You could just put him in a Sharniqua suite and throw him out anywhere outside of Queensland......... the bear will find him. :D


:bite:

:whack: :bite:

:bite: :whack: :bite:














:rofl:

Oldfart
12-15-2007, 06:27 PM
Hmmmmmmm.

Does this S suit have a red towel hanging from the shoulders and a big ess?

*mikaylas_mummy
12-16-2007, 03:04 AM
OMG that is horrible