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White Noise
11-16-2007, 07:23 AM
What is the most "wrong" question you or your partner has been asked?

A g/f of mine (many moons ago) was asked, in a full cab, how big my dick was.

Thankfully she said - it is big. *LOL*

Don't know if she really meant it though.

Oldfart
11-16-2007, 07:49 AM
Yes, I was asked how big your dick is too.

Relax, I lied for you also.

jseal
11-16-2007, 08:03 AM
:rofl:

White Noise
11-16-2007, 08:16 AM
Glad you have my back

WildIrish
11-16-2007, 11:09 AM
The neighbor we drink with, loving referred to in the past as "my drinking, porn-watching, wife-swapping neighbor" is consumed with finding out how old I am, hence the age difference between Mrs. WI and I.

I get the biggest kick out of egging her on. :rofl:

IowaMan
11-16-2007, 12:49 PM
This was way back in my college days. I took my then fiance to a company Christmas party and one of my drunken co-workers asked my fiance a rather frank question. She came up to us and asked her, "Would you mind if I took your fiance and fucked him over under the mistletoe?"

Funny but even though I knew nothing of this woman's crush on me before that moment, I got my ass chewed out that night on the drive home. :shrug:

Lilith
11-16-2007, 03:45 PM
Mr. lil was asked just this week if I was his second wife :p

osuche
11-16-2007, 04:53 PM
About a month ago we attended a party...one of the girls at the party got very drunk. She kissed my husband - on the lips. Then she came up to me later and asked - "Do you mind that I kissed your husband?"

Don't you think she should have asked first, or not asked at all? :confused:

White Noise
11-17-2007, 08:01 PM
Asking first might have been the way to go.

Oldfart
11-17-2007, 08:22 PM
Nah, it was her way of saying, "Look what I've done. Aren't I a bad, bad girl."

Salacious
11-17-2007, 08:59 PM
I don't know if he was asked, but my charming spouse offered up in the bar one time, that the drapes didn't match my carpet.

Now wasn't that special.

Fangtasia
11-17-2007, 09:34 PM
Bilbo and I had gone out for a Friday night at the pub (a regular event), Bilbo was talking to some mates and i was playing a vid game, a guy (we both knew) came up and ask me if i'd be interested *nudge nudge wink wink*. I said to him i'm with Bilbo (which he very well knew)...He told me thats ok he wont tell if i didnt *LOL*

Oldfart
11-18-2007, 05:04 AM
Was the right answer, "well he can join us too."?

Fangtasia
11-18-2007, 05:56 AM
Was the right answer, "well he can join us too."?
There was no right answer...ewwwwwwww

This guy made my school life a living hell, he teased me constantly, he was a slimy creepy type of guy...he had a snowballs in hell chance of getting a result!

Oldfart
11-18-2007, 06:52 AM
Oh, true love then.

WildIrish
11-19-2007, 02:39 PM
I don't know if he was asked, but my charming spouse offered up in the bar one time, that the drapes didn't match my carpet.

Now wasn't that special.


I hope you responded with "If you had hardwood, I wouldn't need carpet at all."