Who Does Your Idiot Of The Day Award Go To

[IM1469]

Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle driving between 40-45 mph on a two lane winding road, one hand on the handle bar...and you guessed it, the other on his cell phone :huh:

[jay-t]

watched a co-worker load parts into a box,pickup said box and watched the parts fall on the floor! He didn't staple and tape the bottom of the box.

[LixyChick]

I once watched a guy clean 2" of snow/ice from his windshield with the wiper blades on.

You guessed it...he'd wait till the blade on the side he was working swooshed away and then he'd swipe real fast with the scraper. I stayed to watch the entire clearing...which took quite a while.

If he'd only turned off the wipers...yada, yada, yada!

[WildIrish]

I know a guy that took a job with a company that was in bankruptcy. :rolleyes:

[Lilith]

Myself

[Pita]

Stupid lady who stopped on the on ramp to the highway with me behind her and a semi behind me. Thank God the semi was able to get over into the next lane or I might have been plowed over!! :mad:

[osuche]

I slept for 3 hours last night (poorly), took a plane to Seattle, and thought I'd be aware enough to sell all day. I failed miserably. :(

Oh, and I still have homework to do tonight, and I am on here...yeah, I am truly a rare idiot :D

[WildIrish]

I had just finished fueling Rufus and was climbing in behind the wheel when I looked over at the vehicle next to me. A lady was smoking a cigarette while pumping gas...and flicking the ashes on the ground.

Obviously I yelled at her & told her she's either illiterate or ignorant, but when she blows herself and someone else up...it doesn't matter which one was the reason but that I didn't appreciate her putting me at risk!

[gekkogecko]

Oh, the day is still early, let's see what it brings me.

[sodaklostsoul]

Myself............yesterday I stupidly clicked on the new yahoo mail button, not remembering that new stuff from yahoo never works on my old mutt of a computer. So now I can't get the new crap off or to work right so I'll be checking yahoo mail from Boog's computer cause trying to from mine just makes me more pissed!!!


Right now it is the lady across the street 2 houses over who lets her kids play in the street and today they have no shoes on and it is only 41 degrees out.

[WildIrish]

From what I just read...it would have to be Adam. Yes, as in Adam & Eve.

How many of you knew that Lilith is his exwife? Tis true, folks. She left him when he refused to let her be on top. Get this...he told her "I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.'

Lilith responded, "We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth." which is fancy talk for "FUCK THAT". So she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air.

So now you know. :p

[PantyFanatic]

Give it to ^^^ him for that one.



























:rofl:

[WildIrish]

/me pronounces the Ineffable Name

[scotzoidman]

What the effing hell is the Ineffable Name?

[osuche]

What the effing hell is the Ineffable Name?


/me whispers "osuche"



:rofl:

[Oldfart]

osuche is ineffable?

[osuche]

Oh...he said ineffable???!?

I thought it was "unpronouncable"

:rofl:

[dicksbro]

Must be me ... I'd never heard about Adam and Lilith. Thanks, WI for you ineffable description of that little known part of history. :confused:

[WildIrish]

Today...the award goes to this guy (http://www.courant.com/news/custom/topnews/hcu-picturethief-1026,0,4891442.story?coll=hc_tab01_layout).


I wonder if he said "cheese". :roflmao:

[ReaperWoman]

The award today, goes to me! for crashing my car last night.
Could've been a lot worse, everyone was unhurt (except bumps and bruises and one rather sore knee).

[IowaMan]

omg sweetie!! ((((((((((((RW)))))))))))) :x:

You get that butt of yours to a doctor if you haven't already!

[Fangtasia]

The dickwad from next door, who after 4 yrs has decided that Scooby is a dangerous dog and is putting in a formal complaint to the council against him.

Yes he charges the fence, funny how years of other dickwads teasing him through said fence doesn't account for anything in his defence though.

I really cant help but worry that this will end badly (especially for Scoob), large breed dogs have only gotta look mean here to be declared dangerous, let alone one that runs at a fence!

[IowaMan]

I guess I am the idiot of the day in my world so far today. Lots of things I should probably have asked on a couple of phone calls that I didn't.

[citrus]

He's isn't my neighbor. :cboy: I wish he were. He'd either be a friendly neighbor to include Scooby, or a walkway near his property could be the resting place for specific smelly type rewards for neighborliness. :eew:

[WildIrish]

It's a toss up between me and the guy that called 911 to ask them to bring him beer.

[AZRedHot]

The same chuckleheads at work, every damn day.

[scotzoidman]

Tonight it was the yucklehead that sped past me on a winding, hilly, dark country road across the double yellow, about a mile from East Jesus (by my estimate)...

Caught up to him about a half-mile down the road, & then I understood what the hurry was...he was spraying gravel in the parking lot of the local DewDrop Inn, & it was seven minutes into Happy Hour...him had some catchin' up to do... :cheers:

[AZRedHot]

The soccer mom who went 74 in the left lane all the way from Phoenix to Tucson this morning, like it was her own personal lane.

[sodaklostsoul]

All the customers who after walking thru our 3 Christmas asiles still come up and ask "Is your Christmas wrapping paper in another part of the store?"

"No" I reply "All the Christmas items are together and we are out of paper"

"So you don't have any paper anywhere?"

"No, we are sold out of Christmas wrapping paper."

"Can you check the back?"

"No, becasue we don't have any backstock."

Customers then walk up to my manager and ask her where the wrapping paper is.

:hair: :hair: :hair:

[Scarecrow]

Soda can I get some Christmas wrapping paper please :doorpeek:




:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

Multiple winners for me today. All of the people who were out driving without their headlights turned on in this thick fog we've got going on here.

I guess maybe I'm an idiot for going out in it myself too.