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CrazeeeWhorse
10-05-2007, 05:39 AM
A Tigers Skin is striped,as well as its fur. :yikes: What makes you go hmmm?,,,Crazeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,
jseal
10-05-2007, 06:01 AM
The gregarious nature of humans.
gekkogecko
10-05-2007, 10:47 AM
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/mythbusters.html
Teddy Bear
10-05-2007, 11:09 AM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
scotzoidman
10-05-2007, 11:22 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Obviously you've never dealt with a 3 month old bottle of Gorilla Glue.

It does...
Oldfart
10-06-2007, 12:25 AM
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/mythbusters.html


If that was any sadder they'd call for a worldwide day of mourning.

Hmmmmm

About 40 below is the same in both temperatures.
Teddy Bear
10-06-2007, 04:28 AM
How can there be self-help "groups"?



Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



Why is a boxing ring square?
scotzoidman
10-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Why do people tell you to "look it up in the dictionary" when you need help spelling a word? If I could find it in the dictionary, I wouldn't need help spelling it, would I?
Lilith
10-06-2007, 10:38 PM
Psst...

I have a dictionary that has the misspelled word first then gives you the corrected spelling
LixyChick
10-07-2007, 03:14 AM
Why is the word for a speech impediment spelled LISP?

And the one I asked WildIrish just recently...How do you throw away a trash can?

Why is something sent by truck called a "shipment", when something sent by boat is "cargo"?

Hey! We gotta know!
CrazeeeWhorse
10-07-2007, 03:14 AM
A Tigers Skin is striped,as well as its fur. :yikes: What makes you go hmmm?,,,Crazeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,
:huh: If the universe has No edges or Center,,,, :confused: Crazeeeee,,,,
Teddy Bear
10-07-2007, 07:45 AM
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

hmmmmm......????
LixyChick
10-07-2007, 10:40 AM
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

hmmmmm......????
Yeah...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???
IM1469
10-07-2007, 11:07 AM
How far butterflies migrate yet Jet Blue has trouble getting off the ground
scotzoidman
10-07-2007, 03:26 PM
People that are told to "pull themselves together" seldom can...
scotzoidman
10-07-2007, 03:36 PM
If it's "I before E except after C," how come a smart guy like Albert Einstein got it wrong in his name?

...twice!
LixyChick
10-07-2007, 08:52 PM
A wolf's howl doesn't make an echo. It's just the right pitch not to. The pack would get disoriented in a valley or canyon if the howl echoed.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Oldfart
10-08-2007, 07:22 AM
A howl is a long sound, and the echo gets lost in the fore-sound.
CrazeeeWhorse
10-08-2007, 04:04 PM
If it's "I before E except after C," how come a smart guy like Albert Einstein got it wrong in his name?

...twice! Does that mean the Words; Reciept, Recieve are Misspelled?hmmm? Crazeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,
CrazeeeWhorse
10-08-2007, 04:10 PM
A howl is a long sound, and the echo gets lost in the fore-sound.
I seen on a Nature Channel once that a Ducks Quack is un-echoable due to the same phonetic feature somehow,,,hmmmm? Crazeeeeeeee,,,,,,,
Oldfart
10-08-2007, 04:11 PM
No, they were created to fuck up students.
txgrneyes
10-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Why do we drive on a roadway and park on a driveway?
jay-t
10-08-2007, 08:05 PM
If a donkey is an ass
and a ram is a sheep
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?
Teddy Bear
10-08-2007, 09:21 PM
^ lol ^ hmmm.... ^



Can fat people go skinny-dipping? hmmm......
LixyChick
10-09-2007, 06:58 AM
Does that mean the Words; Reciept, Recieve are Misspelled?hmmm? Crazeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,
:huh:

Well...sorry to be the one to point this out CW...but you spelled them wrong. They are actually spelled receipt and receive.

Again...sorry!
scotzoidman
10-09-2007, 11:36 AM
Lixy, you shouldn't have to apologise for being right. (& thanks for saving me the trouble of defending my own post) :x:

While I'm thinking about it:

Why does a woman have a pair of panties, & only one bra? Isn't that a little bassackwards?
CrazeeeWhorse
10-09-2007, 08:53 PM
:huh:

Well...sorry to be the one to point this out CW...but you spelled them wrong. They are actually spelled receipt and receive.

Again...sorry!
Thank You, but in my defence, I was using Lilith's "Dicktionary", My most humble apologizes,Please to forgive me, (Damn Public Schools,I knew I dropped out to early),,, :roflmao: Crazeeeee,,,,
CrazeeeWhorse
10-09-2007, 09:14 PM
:kissass: Why is an "Asteroid" in the "outer Hemisphere", and a "Hemorrhoid" on your "Ass"? Something to do with "Deep Space"?,hmmm,,, Crazeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,
Teddy Bear
10-11-2007, 03:20 PM
"Deep Space"..... hmmm.... LOL.



Why is dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Yet lemon juice has artificial flavor. hmmm....
LixyChick
10-12-2007, 11:18 PM
Lixy, you shouldn't have to apologise for being right. (& thanks for saving me the trouble of defending my own post) :x:

While I'm thinking about it:

Why does a woman have a pair of panties, & only one bra? Isn't that a little bassackwards?
:loveshowe YVW hunny bunches of oats!

As to your last query? There are two cheeks and two booblicles (word...is now!)...and so I don't get your point??!!??

^^^ /me is stirring it up to see what happens *giggle*
scotzoidman
10-12-2007, 11:54 PM
:loveshowe YVW hunny bunches of oats!

As to your last query? There are two cheeks and two booblicles (word...is now!)...and so I don't get your point??!!??

^^^ /me is stirring it up to see what happens *giggle*
I guess the point is that for the most part the panties are just covering one hoo-hoo, but it takes a pair to do it...but one bra covers a pair of boobages...
Oldfart
10-13-2007, 07:32 AM
Does that mean the Words; Reciept, Recieve are Misspelled?hmmm? Crazeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,

Yes, it does.
osuche
10-13-2007, 09:48 AM
I guess the point is that for the most part the panties are just covering one hoo-hoo, but it takes a pair to do it...but one bra covers a pair of boobages...


Last night I was completely unable to understand this post...I admit I stared at it for about 5 minutes and gave up.

This morning it makes perfect sense. Amazing what "sleeping on it" does for a person.

:D ;) :rofl:
PantyFanatic
10-13-2007, 01:59 PM
Correction:

A 'pair' of panties brings together her ass and my face. :tongue:











:licker:
PantyFanatic
10-13-2007, 02:20 PM
"I before E,..........except after C"

Just one more example of the arbitrary language :shrug:



What does a Polish person ask for when they want a can of shoe polish? :sad:
scotzoidman
10-13-2007, 08:29 PM
What do American Indian paratroopers yell when they jump out of an airplane?