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citrus
09-07-2007, 03:12 PM
Whenever I poop, the very last thing to occur is a stream of urine out the penis. Here's the question.

What is the reason, cause, purpose for the pee at the end of pooping? No matter how little pee I have in my bladder, there's always enough there to satisfy the period at the end of the sentence at poop time.

What is that physical/physiological signal sent to the urethra and bladder that makes certain that my body knows that this poop is completed?

Lilith
09-07-2007, 03:19 PM
*paging Wicked Wanda *


This is way TMI for me. I will leave this subject to the professionals. After-all, I'm not really a Doctor, I just play one on the WWW.

wyndhy
09-07-2007, 03:22 PM
lmfao.

maybe cause the nessecary organs are so close in proximity? maybe so you can use that last fairly sterile bit of liquid to clean the not so sterile bits of solids?

wyndhy
09-07-2007, 03:24 PM
found this on a google search titled physiological reason for needing to urinate after defecating: (btw the site is called poopreport.com lmfao again)

The pelvic floor muscles relax when we defecate. However, they will not necessarily have to fully relax when we urinate. But when the pelvic floor musculature does relax, in addition to allowing stool to pass, it decreases the tension in our urinary sphincters, allowing urine to flow. Because our anal sphincters are stronger than our urinary sphincters, it is easier for us to have control over our bowels than our urine.

Lilith
09-07-2007, 03:38 PM
sphincter- wyndhy, any other threads have you thinking about that term???

wyndhy
09-07-2007, 03:42 PM
a sphincter says what?

:D

Lilith
09-07-2007, 03:47 PM
nothing he just posts links

scotzoidman
09-07-2007, 09:04 PM
^^^ :roflmao:

PantyFanatic
09-08-2007, 12:48 AM
WTMI :doorpeek:

FussyPucker
09-08-2007, 08:08 AM
Maybe your bladder thinks "Hey, while I'm here..............."

scotzoidman
09-08-2007, 04:15 PM
:rofl:

Wicked Wanda
09-09-2007, 10:49 AM
I am... speechless.

WW

wyndhy
09-10-2007, 09:23 AM
because you're shit out of ideas? or are you just pissed off...

:D:D

citrus
09-10-2007, 01:24 PM
One thought I had was maybe, "Ah, shit? Piss on it."

WildIrish
09-10-2007, 01:52 PM
Kinda reminds me of that joke: Why is there always a few drops of urine that escape when you're putting your penis back in to your pants?






Because peckers can't sniff. :p

scotzoidman
09-10-2007, 01:53 PM
I have to confess, I had noticed the same phenomenon myself...


But it would have been a hot day in Helsinki before I would have thought to bring it up here...

PantyFanatic
09-10-2007, 02:01 PM
I think you may be one of the few people, citrus, who would be interested in why turds are tapered on the end.

(I think it's to keep your asshole from slamming shut :nod: )

Irezumi Kiss
09-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Kinda reminds me of that joke: Why is there always a few drops of urine that escape when you're putting your penis back in to your pants?

Because peckers can't sniff. :p
I really hate it when that happens. I also wonder sometimes at that moment if women go thru the same thing when they go tinkle.

WildIrish
09-10-2007, 02:21 PM
I really hate it when that happens. I also wonder sometimes at that moment if women go thru the same thing when they go tinkle.


I don't know...but that's an absolutely delicious thought. :hot:

Loulabelle
09-10-2007, 04:19 PM
Nope. Because we're not gross like boys, we wipe!

WildIrish
09-10-2007, 04:33 PM
:(



Lou thinks I'm gross.

citrus
09-17-2007, 01:37 AM
I think you may be one of the few people, citrus, who would be interested in why turds are tapered on the end.

(I think it's to keep your asshole from slamming shut :nod: ):kissass:Nah. That only happens for tight assholes. Mine is relaxed and permits the entire cargo to be unloaded before the doors are gently closed. ;)
:sex:

LixyChick
09-17-2007, 07:10 AM
ROFLMMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness we got this cleared up! My day would'a been shot to hell(sinki) if we didn't get at least one official answer from "poopreport.com".

Scotz said Helsinki...lmao!

Mark Vieth
09-24-2007, 09:06 AM
You know I always thought that it was the prostate that controlled the urine flow and also the muscles at the rear.

Casperr
09-24-2007, 10:20 AM
Nope. All the prostate does is store and secrete the liquid that, when mixed with sperm from the testes, constitues semen.
Urine flow is controlled by muscles around the bladder and urethra, which in turn are controlled by the nervous system.

Although, I could be wrong...... but I don't think so.

Dr. CasperTG

Loulabelle
09-24-2007, 12:40 PM
You're right as far as I remember from my A-level Biology Casper. But that was 12 years ago now, so I'm not necessarily an authority either!

Coaster
09-24-2007, 02:25 PM
Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnn..... GIGO...... how can I remove this info from my mind now!!!!

Cheyanne
09-24-2007, 06:26 PM
ROFLMMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness we got this cleared up! My day would'a been shot to hell(sinki) if we didn't get at least one official answer from "poopreport.com".

Scotz said Helsinki...lmao!


And now for a word from our sponsor....

http://www.poopreport.com/

sodaklostsoul
09-25-2007, 12:11 AM
And thats the poop, the whole poop and nothing but the poop.

LixyChick
09-25-2007, 08:30 AM
We all know what happens when the world deals us lemons...right?

What should we do with all this shit?

Hey...I am "the curious one"! Sometimes it happens!

WildIrish
09-25-2007, 09:49 AM
What should we do with all this shit?



Should we pack it?

wyndhy
09-25-2007, 05:46 PM
:eek:

LixyChick
09-28-2007, 11:06 AM
Lmao!

sodaklostsoul
09-28-2007, 06:16 PM
Should we pack it?
Your not gonna shit a brick are you? :kissass:

LixyChick
10-02-2007, 10:02 AM
Are we still talking about this shit?

Kindly defecate or remove your lower posterior from the apparatus!
































SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!

WildIrish
10-02-2007, 10:05 AM
Not officially...we're just shootin' the shit.

LixyChick
10-03-2007, 09:46 AM
Not officially...we're just shootin' the shit.
Don't let it hit the fan...Ewwwwwwwwwww!

WildIrish
10-03-2007, 11:42 AM
Don't let it hit the fan!


You're only saying that cus you're my biggest fan. :p

LixyChick
10-04-2007, 08:21 AM
/me puts on the hip boots!

treeview
11-14-2007, 02:22 AM
Overheard in the locker room wayyyy back in high school:

No matter how much
You shake and dance

The last drop
Ends up in your pants