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Aqua
09-06-2007, 05:51 PM
(gg and SF)

DE SOTO, Mo. - The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.

That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.

Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn't work.

Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.

The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.

IowaMan
09-06-2007, 05:53 PM
I hate to admit it but that really does sound like something stupid I would've thought could work back when I was in high school. :yikes:

scotzoidman
09-07-2007, 10:55 AM
If they'd just stuck with "Look, isn't that Halley's Comet!" they could have avoided the indecent exposure charge...

citrus
09-07-2007, 12:51 PM
I hope we get to see it on "Stupidest Criminals Caught On Video" :roflmao:

WildIrish
09-07-2007, 03:43 PM
Interesting name for a convenience store.

Steph
09-07-2007, 05:11 PM
I'm actually surprised it wasn't in my neighbourhood!