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Salacious
09-05-2007, 07:34 AM
If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform? :jester:
IowaMan
09-05-2007, 07:37 AM
I'd want to masturbate from the little platform high above the crowd and after I had my orgasm I would dive into the little pool of water (and such) below. :D
Oh yeah, this isn't your grandparent's circus............ may want to put a X-rating on this one. :rofl:
Oldfart
09-05-2007, 07:41 AM
Loin tamer.
It's a three ring circus, owned by my uncle and two other arseholes.
wyndhy
09-05-2007, 07:54 AM
those dudes who drive the motorcycles around the cage. crazy cats
LixyChick
09-05-2007, 08:59 AM
Oh Man...I hate the circus. And Zoo's too!
I'd have to pick the trapeze chick. Doesn't involve animals doing unnatural things! *shudder*
Oldfart
09-05-2007, 05:55 PM
For Lil's sake, I may have to take on the job feeding clowns to the tigers.
Lions won't eat them because they taste funny.
sodaklostsoul
09-05-2007, 06:29 PM
I'll just sell the cotton candy.
wyndhy
09-05-2007, 06:43 PM
this is gisselda, who learned to crawl on canvas tarps and to toss a ball to a fat baboon and who took her naps on tattooed shoulders and spangled laps for she is a child of the circus.
Salacious
09-05-2007, 07:00 PM
http://www.circusperformers.com/acts/tumbelina/peefoot.jpg
Lilith
09-05-2007, 07:35 PM
penis swallower
dicksbro
09-05-2007, 08:06 PM
penis swallower
Lil's assistant. :boink:
I wanna be a clown! :jester:
Oldfart
09-06-2007, 06:43 AM
Why do you want to be fed to the tigers, Tess?
DB, we need to talk.
osuche
09-06-2007, 10:57 AM
Loin tamer.
It's a three ring circus, owned by my uncle and two other arseholes.
I thought we were supposed to gird our loins, not tame them. :p
osuche
09-06-2007, 11:00 AM
I want to be the person who walks on glass and nails and swallows fire...all in a day's work
dicksbro
09-06-2007, 11:03 AM
DB, we need to talk.
I just wanted to give Lil something to practice on. :p
BTW, I'm still trying to escape the picture of an uncle, two arseholes and a loin tamer. :yikes:
:D
Oldfart
09-07-2007, 01:45 AM
So long as I haven't lost my touch.
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