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aucsec
08-20-2007, 06:03 PM
"I am going to put this in your mouth, I would like you to suck on it a bit and then take a deep breath ..."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?Db=pubmed&Cmd=ShowDetailView&TermToSearch=14870871&ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum

"now where did that condom go?"

:yikes:
IowaMan
08-20-2007, 06:10 PM
I've gotta say that's one I've never heard before. :yikes:
aucsec
08-20-2007, 06:10 PM
Oh, and in case people sick puppies (like me) that are capable of finding entertainment in others stupidity, ER interns have the best stories:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985

Every time I read that site, I wonder if there is something wrong with me. Apart from all the drug related stuff, there seems to be a significant number of people walking through life, looking at things and wondering if they would fit up their anus. Baseball bats, jars, vacuum hoses, you name it.

Puzzled.
aucsec
08-20-2007, 06:13 PM
And since there aught to be a question for people to discuss, the story starts with "A 27-year-old lady presented with ..."

Would inhaling a condom have any impact on ones lady status?
Wicked Wanda
08-20-2007, 09:53 PM
I was asked once if I liked working in Charity Hospital ER (I was a Graduate Nurse enrolled in a training program for my TNCC certification, having passed my boards, but still awaiting the official "congratulations" from the State of La.)

I had been there about two months, and thought it was the most insane, violent place in the universe. I saw people do amazingly stupid things, and then create silly stories to explain what happened.

So when anyone asked I liked, I would just stare at them, unable to answer...
because in a very weird way, I sort of did...


Wanda
Oldfart
08-20-2007, 11:42 PM
No server on those links?
Casperr
08-21-2007, 02:43 AM
They both work fine for me.
osuche
08-21-2007, 10:12 AM
Yeah - these links renew my faith in humanity. :rolleyes:
Loulabelle
08-21-2007, 10:53 AM
Shame these future doctors can't spell though!
LixyChick
08-22-2007, 11:58 AM
I gotta get out of this thread! I'm addicted!

LMFAO @ the stupidity!
scotzoidman
08-22-2007, 01:07 PM
Shame these future doctors can't spell though!
Now, now, they spend a lot of years in med school learning how to write illegibly & spell poorly...
scotzoidman
08-22-2007, 01:10 PM
I gotta get out of this thread! I'm addicted!

LMFAO @ the stupidity!
Bookmark it & get out now...trust me, there's plenty more where that came from, no need to gorge yourself in one sitting...