fucking crickets

[wyndhy]

literally. :p

word spreads fast, i guess. over the last few hours, my garage has become the local cricket brothel. little exoskeleton-ated heathens never stop. and i can say with absolute certainty that there is a very loud, very conspicuous finale. :D

[WildIrish]

Obviously they've heard about your humpus bumpus room. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

Any good videos of this? :roflmao:

[WildIrish]

Any good videos of this? :roflmao:


No, but I can rub my legs together if you'd like. :D

[Lilith]

Put out a dish of cornmeal and when they come to eat you can get rid of them.

[gekkogecko]

You shouldn't fuck crickets.

You should eat them.

[Wicked Wanda]

WW is musing over the memory of her very first "extra small" purse vibrator.

Four AAAA batteries, reasonably quiet (i.e. discrete in crowds, buses, street cars) and very good at making my eyes roll up into my head with all the appropriate moans, sighs, etc.

WW

PS

It was a "Cricket", in case you haven't guessed.

WW

[PantyFanatic]

Put out a dish of cornmeal and when they come to eat you can get rid of them.
Right! :D After they are so fat they can't jump, you just give them a slap into the garbage can. :hockey:

[Shadozfire]

this guy has some great tips!!! I love the foreword! "I'll sing you a song while I eat your new prada accessories" http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofcrickets.htm
Also love the steps on the side!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
Hope this helps!!! SF :huh:

[wyndhy]

you people are sick:p take video of their little sexual interlude? after a short scientific study of the situation, i deemed it unseemly to continue watching. besides, becoming a cricket voyeur would scare me. what if i liked it?

it didn't even occur to me to get rid of them. they're not really bothering me in the garage but if they got in the house, i'd have to mudalize 'em. i don't even need the cornmeal, though. i could just squish them mid-coitis. i'm sure the local farmers would thank me but it does seem pretty cruel. should i at least let jiminy finish before i stomp them?

[Lilith]

crickets in large numbers smell horrible. Don't ask me how I know...

[wyndhy]

ok....

:p

[Coaster]

Wyndhy.......... are they're legs up in the air when they make those squeaking noises? :D

Did you learn any new positions as you played voyeur?

[wyndhy]

coaster, the day a cricket can teach me somehting about sex is the very same day i become a nun. :p:D


crickets in large numbers smell horrible. Don't ask me how I know...
is it a sort of chemical smell?

[Lilith]

sort of, yes

[WildIrish]

i could just squish them mid-coitis. i'm sure the local farmers would thank me but it does seem pretty cruel. should i at least let jiminy finish before i stomp them?


Then wait until they are in the throes of orgasm & stomp the shit out of them! :D

[wyndhy]

sort of, yes
uh-oh

[wyndhy]

Then wait until they are in the throes of orgasm & stomp the shit out of them! :D
if you can't go out with a bang at least go out banging.

[Steph]

crickets in large numbers smell horrible. Don't ask me how I know...

Excuse me, I HAVE to know how you know now.

[Lilith]

I taught my 1st graders one year about how animals/insects and humans were alike. I bought tons of crickets and showed them one hot day after playing outside and everyone racing for the water fountain how crickets when they go without water for too long will also all swarm a dish of water. We kept the crickets in an aquarium with corn meal and water until we just could not deal with the smell any longer. Then we took them outside and had hopping contests, graphing who could hop further kids or crickets. Fun times. Don't ask about the sea monkeys...

[Coaster]

ok ok....... so what did you do with the monkey!! I mean sea monkeys?

[Oldfart]

Then wait until they are in the throes of orgasm & stomp the shit out of them! :D

No, you let them do all the work, then stomp them just before the throes.

[WildIrish]

No, you let them do all the work, then stomp them just before the throes.


I was thinking more along the lines of enhancing their climactic experience by culminating it in their demise.


Not sending them off to cricket heaven pissed off! lol

[gekkogecko]

Not sending them off to cricket heaven pissed off! lol

Wise man...otherwise, they *will* come back to get you.

[wyndhy]

lol^^
i had to laugh at someone sitting in our back yard the other night - they tried to stop the crickets for a minute by doing that loud noise trick. there wasn't even a lull. he was so suprised. i told him to be careful, they're more likely to come carry him off.