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aucsec
08-07-2007, 01:46 AM
From time to time I stumble over things on the internet that leave me puzzled... Princess Leia, in the bikini from Return of the Jedi, was a recurring theme in my teenage fantasies, but a storm trooper?

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/use-the-force/storm-trooper-stripper-ok-prostitute-286173.php?autoplay=true

Somehow I never pondered the gender of storm troopers, I just figured they were male which pretty much eliminates them from the class of aliens I would want to have sex with.

And ladies, how sexy would you feel if you were wearing that?
Oldfart
08-07-2007, 04:04 AM
I understand that a phase rifle at close range, or a light sabre to the cervical joint of his armour does the job nicely.
Lilith
08-07-2007, 07:33 AM
OMG Star Whores for realZ!

Aqua will be in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv!

I have had a strange urge to do Fett :D
WildIrish
08-07-2007, 09:36 AM
That's so silly!


How's she gonna run in those heels? :p
Aqua
08-07-2007, 12:05 PM
OMG Star Whores for realZ!

Aqua will be in lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv!

I have had a strange urge to do Fett :D
Lilith... you are quite right. :lurv: I would prefer there to be no mask when it came down to business though.

Now, about this Fett fantasy... :brows:

http://www.thedentedhelmet.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie_fett_rotj.gif
Wicked Wanda
08-07-2007, 06:54 PM
*ahem*

I started laughing right away. I know who and where that is.

The Bunny Ranch.

I am not going to say ONE DAMN THING about how I know this, so don't even THINK of asking.

:boobs:

WW
Jude30
08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
*ahem*

I started laughing right away. I know who and where that is.

The Bunny Ranch.

I am not going to say ONE DAMN THING about how I know this, so don't even THINK of asking.

:boobs:

WW

I thought everyone would recognize Dennis Hoff, he's such a media whore.

That costume is freaking AWESOME!
Emzo
08-08-2007, 06:57 AM
that looks ridiculous.

my Vader outfit on the other hand is very sexy. (insert lightsabre pun of some description)
themi01
08-08-2007, 07:28 AM
OK how about something for the rest of us Geeks a borg (think Jerry Ryan ) huh ?
Casperr
08-08-2007, 07:36 AM
that looks ridiculous.

my Vader outfit on the other hand is very sexy. (insert lightsabre pun of some description)
Can we see?
wyndhy
08-08-2007, 08:03 AM
OK how about something for the rest of us Geeks a borg (think Jerry Ryan ) huh ?
resistance is fellatial.
themi01
08-08-2007, 08:09 AM
I was waiting for that lol
Oldfart
08-08-2007, 08:09 AM
"insert lightsabre"

God I'd love to see that movie.

In a forum far far away . . . .
Loulabelle
08-08-2007, 12:42 PM
The only alien I would consider doing would be The Doctor (David Tennant though - none of the others).
Emzo
08-08-2007, 12:48 PM
fair play to that
Loren
08-08-2007, 01:24 PM
Count me as another who never considered the possibility of a female stormtrooper.
osuche
08-08-2007, 01:46 PM
I somehow don't think that the lady who would choose a career at a StormTrooper is my kinda girl. ;)