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WildIrish
08-02-2007, 11:59 AM
Like the addage "you're never more than three mouse clicks away from internet porn"...there's a way to use everything in a sexual manner.


It's (http://www.kanojotoys.com/index.php/plasma-sperm-microscope-view-your-own-sperm-buy-online/) not just on your kid's xmas list anymore. :p


Anyone else find an example of thing rediscovered for use in a sexual way?
jseal
08-02-2007, 12:03 PM
WildIrish,

Chocolate (http://www.discreet-romance.com/edible-brachocolate-adult-sex-toys-26877.html) anyone? :D
IowaMan
08-02-2007, 03:24 PM
I've found that Twizzlers are a great foreplay tool. "Ribbed" for her pleasure and yummy as can be! :D

I prefer the strawberry ones. :p

http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/twizzlers.asp
Pita
08-02-2007, 04:13 PM
Sperm viewing?? A bit wasteful if you ask me. :huh:

Twizzlers, looks fun but no sugary substance around my important bits. :eek:

That leaves the chocolate bra. :boobs: Jseal, I'll see you around 10:00. ;)
wyndhy
08-02-2007, 05:18 PM
observing sperm seems quite scientific. if there was a way to screw a microscope, however....

oh baby, zoom in. closer. closer. mmm yeah.
Outlaw
08-02-2007, 09:35 PM
I've found that Twizzlers are a great foreplay tool. "Ribbed" for her pleasure and yummy as can be! :D

I prefer the strawberry ones. :p

http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/twizzlers.asp


Pop rocks are supposed to be awesome, never tried them though.
IowaMan
08-03-2007, 08:20 PM
Oh man, I had completely forgotten about Pop Rocks. :p
Pita
08-04-2007, 08:19 AM
I've had fun with a mouthful of Pop Rocks. :brows:
ReaperWoman
08-04-2007, 03:48 PM
:rofl: @ wyndhy


Also, I love how it says:

"TWIZZLERS candy
These candy twists are an all-time favorite!"



...Oh I'll BET they are ;)
scotzoidman
08-04-2007, 11:23 PM
What if I don't like my sex boiled down?
sodaklostsoul
08-04-2007, 11:30 PM
Why does it have to boil?
PantyFanatic
08-05-2007, 12:20 AM
(Thread title ^^^ ;) )
Oldfart
08-05-2007, 07:44 AM
That'd do it.
osuche
08-05-2007, 11:03 AM
Altoids + oral sex. That's what I'm talkin about.

And any other mint will not do - because most of them leave you or him sticky afterwards!
Lilith
08-05-2007, 01:59 PM
Halls cough drops work in much the same fashion. I once gave Mr. Lil this GINORMOUS tin of Altoids in his Xmas stocking with a promissory note;)