WildIrish - Saw this...

[ReaperWoman]

...and thought of you (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=59184&in_page_id=2)

[IowaMan]

That's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!! :rofl:

[Aqua]

Wtf?! Srsly!

:rofl:

[Lilith]

I want to know about the cases that have been successfully prosecuted :p

[ReaperWoman]

I love how it says under the picture "A sheep like this couldn't take the stand"

[Lilith]

Like there is some sheep in bumfuck idaho that could :p

[WildIrish]

I love how it says under the picture "A sheep like this couldn't take the stand"


That's not entirely accurate.


That picture doesn't look anything like the sheep in question.

[Lilith]

What do you call a person who thinks they all look alike????

[WildIrish]

Ray Charles?

[Lilith]

/me snorts

[WildIrish]

:baa:

[ReaperWoman]

:rofl: ^^^

Well WI, they had to protect the victim's identity, hence why they couldn't really use it's (sorry, was it a he or she?) picture?

[scotzoidman]

Just goes to show, it's not bestiality if the sheep really loves you...

[WildIrish]

:rofl: ^^^

Well WI, they had to protect the victim's identity, hence why they couldn't really use it's (sorry, was it a he or she?) picture?


It was a she...I'm not a pervert! :p


And in the past, they've always had the sheep appear behind a screen so all we can see is her shadow. They alter her voice as well.


Uh...I mean, that's what I heard they do.

[scotzoidman]

It's always difficult to get the victim to testify in domesticated cases...

[wyndhy]

i have a very simple legal solution. inspectors shall inform the aforementioned vaginally penetrated ovine to baa once for yes and twice for no. inspectors shall thereby use this method to ascertain the feelings said vaginally penetrated ovine in question may or may not have been feeling at the time coitus, and during the time directly leading up to coitus.

[WildIrish]

i have a very simple legal solution. inspectors shall inform the aforementioned vaginally penetrated ovine to baa once for yes and twice for no. inspectors shall thereby use this method to ascertain the feelings said vaginally penetrated ovine in question may or may not have been feeling at the time coitus, and during the time directly leading up to coitus.


If the defense may cross...I'd like to introduce this bouquet of flowers as Defense Exhibit A.

[Aqua]

Point of order!

What if the penetration was not vaginal?

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm, WI what exactly did you do with that tub of mint jelly that this receipt shows you purchased at Sam's Club? :p

[Teddy Bear]

I seem to think that sheep has done this before. If you notice in the picture she has 2 kids! Probably out of wedlock and possibly by different fathers. I bet she's a tease. Shaking that big butt as she walks.

[Oldfart]

They're all like that!

[sodaklostsoul]

They're all like that!
Can't pull the wool over your eyes!! :ewe:

[Oldfart]

Oh ewe!

[gekkogecko]

If the defense may cross...I'd like to introduce this bouquet of flowers as Defense Exhibit A.

Objection! The witness is eating the evidence!

[WildIrish]

Point of order!

What if the penetration was not vaginal?


It was...she's another one that won't let me try anal. :p

[wyndhy]

Point of order!

What if the penetration was not vaginal?
good point.

henceforth all inspectors shall inform the ocularly, nasally, vaginally, anally, orally, auricularly, or any combination thereof penetrated ovine (to be known for the purposes of this writ as the party of the first part) and the accused penetrator (to be known for the purposes of this writ as the party of the second part, or in the case of multiple penetrators as the parties of the second part) that the ovine shall baa once for yes and twice for no. inspectors shall thereby use this method to ascertain the feelings of the party of the first part in regards to the actions of the party(ies) of the second part as they relate to the time of coitus and/or any orificial penetration, and during the time directly leading up to coitus and/or any orificial penetration.

however, if the party of the first part was deceased prior to the actions of the party(ies) of the second part, permission shall be assumed on behalf of the party of the first part posthumously.


i believe that should satisfy any and all conditions.

[scotzoidman]

You people are all such sick puppies...









...God help me, I do so love this place...

[ovinea]

I resent the inferences made here that sheep are unfaithful companions, not even clever enough to answer anything more complex than yes or no questions in anything less than the King’s English. I’ll also have you know that I am a close acquaintance of the sheep in question and she is above reproach, if a bit voracious in her sexual appetites, and loyal to a fault. She has no intentions of ever testifying. A good sheep never bleats tales out of flock.

[Teddy Bear]

From ovinea's profile:
Favorite Sexual position(s):
Sheepdoggie, farmer on top

O-M-G!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!