googling "circumference of my dick"

[aucsec]

First post, be gentle :)

Google, being google, is basically in the business of gathering information. As much as possible. If you search for "number of horns on a unicorn", google will kindly inform you that a unicorn has one horn.

Which got me wondering, how much does google know about me? So, I searched for "circumference of my dick", and the results had me cracking up for a while. The first result was:
"The Strange Case Of The Missing Inches (http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/20060230014936data_trunc_sys.shtml) "

I mean, any article with the sentence "I know this because I can no longer shove my erect dick fully into a roll of toilet paper" is a must read, right? Show of hands (or toilet paper rolls), how many of the guys here have stuck their dicks in a roll of toilet paper?

:)

[LixyChick]

OMG! LMAO! I can't wait for peeps to answer the toilet paper roll question!

Welcum to Pixies aucsec! Great first post!

[Lilith]

I bet it's more than we think :D

Welcome!

[Oldfart]

Was it good looking?

[IowaMan]

I can honestly say that I haven't ever put my erect penis into a toilet paper roll.

*runs in to get a roll of TP to investigate possibilities*









Nope, that wouldn't work. I suppose I could make it fit but the problem would be that the roll wouldn't be able to spin. Nope, my penis wouldn't make a very good toilet paper holder. :(

Or did I miss the purpose of the exercise? :rofl:

[Casperr]

Why does the word 'papercut' suddenly sound so sinister?


And nope, never even occured to me.... until now. ;)

[Lilith]

OMG what a brilliant idea!

*runs to redecorate the dungeon's bathroom :D

[scotzoidman]

I've tried some unusual things, & I've heard of guys trying even more unusual things, but...
No, the toilet paper roll doesn't sound appealing at all...

[Aqua]

Many moons ago I toyed with making a 'pocket pussy' type device out of a toilet paper roll. Didn't take long to find out it was not going to work.

[WildIrish]

Mine fits very nicely into the roll.



Until I start to become aroused. At that point, the thoughts flash through your head that you may have to cut the tube to free your penis. :yikes:

[osuche]

Is this a poor man's Viagra? :rofl:

If yes, what happens when the roll gets saturated? ;)

[scotzoidman]

See, that's the problem...far too stiff & scratchy when it's dry, & when it gets wet, it falls apart...

[Loren]

It doesn't fit.

Years ago I was joking around with my wife when I changed a roll and held the empty roll in front of me and pretended to penetrate her with it. (We were both fully clothed at the time.) She thought it was too big to enter her, I though that it was if anything a bit on the small side. Thus I tried it--it definitely doesn't fit.

[IowaMan]

Is this a poor man's Viagra? :rofl:
Nope, that would be duct tape and popsicle sticks.

Or so I've heard. :rofl:

[Teddy Bear]

ROFL!!!

WELCOME TO PIXIES!

Thank you for a good laugh. :)

[CunningLinguist]

Mine fits into a roll of toilet paper while erect!

I didn't think there was a way to make a dick thicker. You were pretty much just blessed or cursed with what the gods gave you.

[robertman]

Maybe it's TMI but yes I've done that more than once. Mine generally fits but I can tell you from experience that the rolls are not all the same diameter. ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^posting cherry!!!

[Wicked Wanda]

First, I thnk men spend 'way too much time thinking about their penis size.
Yes, in many ways, to us *size does matter* but not neccessarily in the way that you think it does.

First. Wider is better for regular (vaginal) fucking. I love to be stretched when fucking. It *feels good*. Longer has fewer advantages. A dick can be too long. A really long one hits my cervix and HURTS i.e. *does not feel good*

Second. Smaller dicks are better for things like prolonged oral, (my jaws don't tire as fast) and for ANAL. (do you even have to think about it?)

Last. I have never ever not even once found a dick that was too small to feel good and have fun with. Too soft is a MUCH more annoying thing, believe me. An 8 inch soft dick - useless, he better know what to do with his tongue. A 5 inch erection- let's have fun!

Last thought. At a party once, I actually heard a woman explain to her friend that she was using a cardboard TP roll to see if any potential partners were too big to "do anal" on her.

*resumes giggles*

WW

[Oldfart]

SHIT!

I think my toilet roll's pregnant.

Nurse WW, suggestions?

[sodaklostsoul]

Now I'm giggling!!!!

[osuche]

Too soft is a MUCH more annoying thing, believe me. An 8 inch soft dick - useless, he better know what to do with his tongue. A 5 inch erection- let's have fun!



Now THAT makes me wonder if there's any relationship between size and ability to get hard. I mean - does larger equal more blood needed and thus make it harder to get to full mast?

Hmmm....

Maybe that's where the toilet paper roll comes in. ;)

:rofl:

[Wicked Wanda]

SHIT!

I think my toilet roll's pregnant.

Nurse WW, suggestions?

Do the honorable thing, sweetie.

Let me know where you're registered, I'll send a gift.

WW

[Loulabelle]

Now THAT makes me wonder if there's any relationship between size and ability to get hard. I mean - does larger equal more blood needed and thus make it harder to get to full mast?

Hmmm....

Maybe that's where the toilet paper roll comes in. ;)

:rofl:

Not in my experience, certainly.

Was once very disappointed by someone who was neither large nor very hard. Fussy on the other hand is both amply proportioned and verrrry rigid. Yum

[IowaMan]

Now THAT makes me wonder if there's any relationship between size and ability to get hard. I mean - does larger equal more blood needed and thus make it harder to get to full mast?
Uh oh, why do I have a feeling that thought may stick in my subconscious and come out to bite me in the ass at a very inopportune moment. :eek: