Need A Custom Email Name

[VeryLonelyMan]

Hey All,
After seeing how well my story did here (thanks to all who read it) I have decided to try to expand my writing and submit it to some web sites (including the pixie front page first) but first I need a new email. I have been trying to come up with something creative but have been having a bit of writer's block. So therefore I am taking suggestions, obviously sexual but I don't want it flat out blunt. I am not using VLM or some of my other aliases, I want this to be new. I am not sure what the reward will be for me choosing your suggestion but I will come up with something.

VLM

P.S. If you have a pen name please send it in a PM please. All suggestions welcomed. Thanks all.

[Shadozfire]

Victor Lane Monroe.......look up the meanings of each name......hope it helps ( of course one is a play one words)

[VeryLonelyMan]

I saw that Victor means conqueor but I dont know where to go for the others. Tried wiki but doesnt have what they mean. Help me out here

[Oldfart]

Shaffer Parker.

You wanted a pen name.

[VeryLonelyMan]

Im sure there is a joke in there but I am missing it. But thanks for the idea.

[LixyChick]

Shaffer and Parker are the names of the makers of actual pens. I think Parker's logo is a heart...but don't quote me on that.

OF? Isn't Shaffer actually spelled Shaeffer? I could be wrong about that too!

To verify...go to the pen and pencil aisle of any store and look at the brands.

[Loulabelle]

Erm....it's actually Sheaffer, but not to worry.

[WildIrish]

Vick Ly Magina :D

[CunningLinguist]

Do a google for a name generator. It's how I pick out my screen names and names for characters in stories now.

I mean for those rare instances where a rare pun won't do.

I still say you could never go wrong with a pun.

[Oldfart]

Google "shaffer pen" and you'll find a company in Fort Madison, Iowa.

The penis mightier than the sword.

[VeryLonelyMan]

Thanks to all of the info, please keep the thoughts coming. Also, I had thought about a pun. And I know erotica is naught and all, but I was trying to avoid the puns. But that is just me, but if a good one shows up maybe I will use it.

[Casperr]

The penis mightier than the sword.
That'd be the pens from penisland.net right?

[dicksbro]

Shaffer Parker.

You wanted a pen name.

:roflmao:

I loved it. Must be showing my age again. :(

[CunningLinguist]

That'd be the pens from penisland.net right?

That link is surprisingly work safe!

All I know is that someone is kicking themselves for not getting that domain.

But penisland.com is not being used.

[Shadozfire]

My suggestion means.... victor = champion lane = path monroe = mouth

I thought it was fitting champion of the mouth i.e. the spoken/written word

[Oldfart]

DB,

And mine.

[Lilith]

:roflmao: *giggle*snort* pen name

[PantyFanatic]

I was thinking of something like Silky Thead :p





..... I am not sure what the reward will be for me choosing your suggestion but I will come up with something......
Do you have a sister? :brows:






Im sure there is a joke in there but I am missing it. But thanks for the idea.
You will learn to always read every word from OldFart.:nod: Don't EVER fly past his words.




or :rolleyes2



If you don't like Shaffer Parker, maybe Pilot Bic would suite you better. :D

[txgrneyes]

Not really sure what you are looking for but here are a couple of ideas...


take a word and seperate it by a space.

Example:

Dom Inateme (dominate me)

Val Entino (Valentino)

Or take a sentence and just use the first letters ( or the second) of the words.

Example:

ILY T SOTAN= I LOVE TO SUCK ONE TIT AFTER ANOTHER

IAN ALIJAG=I AM NAUGHTY AND LOVE IS JUST A GAME


I know if I ever get a book published my pen name will be a play on my initials and last name.

Just some ideas.

[Winston77]

I want that^ book

[VeryLonelyMan]

Not really sure what you are looking for but here are a couple of ideas...


take a word and seperate it by a space.

Example:

Dom Inateme (dominate me)

Val Entino (Valentino)

Or take a sentence and just use the first letters ( or the second) of the words.

Example:

ILY T SOTAN= I LOVE TO SUCK ONE TIT AFTER ANOTHER

IAN ALIJAG=I AM NAUGHTY AND LOVE IS JUST A GAME


I know if I ever get a book published my pen name will be a play on my initials and last name.

Just some ideas.

I guess what I am looking for would be a naughty/erotic pen name. Kinda like a strippers name, but I am trying to avoid puns or direct implications. By direct implications I am meaning "bigdickbob" or crap like that. Obviously sex is acceptable, but just like a girl on a web cam site. You always wanna leave them wanting more.

[VeryLonelyMan]

I would like to thank you all for you suggestions. I decided to go with ShafterParker, subtle and yet kinda wrong sounding. Like me. Thanks again for all the help.