Line for today................

[sodaklostsoul]

Pissed woozy!!! LMAO!!!

[scotzoidman]

I've been pissed & I've been woozy, but never at the same time...

[Lilith]

I'd be woozy if someone pissed on me.

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ More like SOMEONE will be woozy if they piss HER off. :nuts:




















:doorpeek:

[Oldfart]

I've heard of wist pussy.

[wyndhy]

i'd be pissed if someone woozied on me

[sodaklostsoul]

Fuck The Polar Bears!

[dicksbro]

Fuck The Polar Bears!

Bare polar fucks would be cold, so do you think pissing then might make you woozy? :confused:

[LixyChick]

[QUOTE=dicksbro]Bare polar fucks would be cold, so do you think pissing then might make you woozy? :confused:[/QUOTE
Damn it! Where's the "hijack smilie"?

Oh well...

If I die on the Russian front...bury me deep with a Russian...um...um

Lets try this..............

If I die on the Chinese shore...bury me deep with a Chinese...um...um

OK...never friggin mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]











































Been dying since the beginning of time to use that stuff. Didn't want it misconstrued or nonsensical!


Um...............................................

[dicksbro]

:wobbly:







:D

[sodaklostsoul]

Because someone works at (blank) does not mean you need to be a giant douche-bag ultra twat-waffle to them.

[scotzoidman]

a giant douche-bag ultra twat-waffle.
...filing new terminology into my "curses for idiot drivers" list...

[IowaMan]

I think the line that pops into my mind for me today is, "Shit all stupid." :yikes:

[sodaklostsoul]

...filing new terminology into my "curses for idiot drivers" list...
I can never remember the good lines when I wanna use them. LOL

[Oldfart]

My favourity road curse is "COFY!!", pronounced "coffee".

Stands for "Come on, fuck you!!"

Usable in all circumstances, coffee=wake up.

[scotzoidman]

...found at Rock & Roll Confidential/ Your Band Sucks...

"The tiny cumfunnel up front might crawl up your pant leg and punch you in the nuts if you 'step to him, yo.' "

[sodaklostsoul]

Thats^^^^^^funny.


Fuck Up Fairy from another thread.

[Salacious]

A fave of mine... bitchhole!