Roll Call

[WildIrish]

I'm here.

[Lilith]

me too

[lizzardbits]

me three

[IowaMan]

How about that, me too. :wave:

[wyndhy]

me five

[Aqua]

Here, here.

Oh, just here.

My other personality went home.

[WildIrish]

My other personality went home.



You mean...it split? :roflmao:

[Cobalt]

There is a good start to an orgy!

[ShadowDancer]

I'm here...

[dicksbro]

Here I am! :wave:

[Neige]

Present!

[sodaklostsoul]

Sometimes I am and sometimes I'm not.

[maddy]

here, for the moment.

[Sharni]

I'm here...off and on anyway

[Booger]

I was here

[dm383]

I think I'm here......... :doorpeek:

DM

[dicksbro]

Try to keep the lines straight, please. :)

[WildIrish]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :p

[gekkogecko]

Yop!

[wrestlemark]

col. KLINK wild????? ..............ROUSE ROUSE ROUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!! everybody out for ROLL CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I AM HERE SIR !! :gb: :rolleyes2

[WildIrish]

Ho-GAAAAAAAAN!!! :p

[Scarecrow]

I was here and now I'm there

[Pita]

I'm here, but only until my cup of coffee is gone and then it's back to the drudgery of housework.

[WildIrish]

Perhaps a french maid outfit would make the housework less drudgerous? :D

[sodaklostsoul]

:ewe:

[1nutworld]

I am present and fully accounted for!

[osuche]

Here...well, mostly

[WildIrish]

I'm baaaaaack. :wave:

[Winston77]

:noob:

[ReaperWoman]

I might be here...

[sodaklostsoul]

:grope:

[wyndhy]

:boobs:

[WildIrish]

:wave:


that's me trying to reach wyndhy's boobs :p

[scotzoidman]

Am I really here, or this all just an illusion...

[Scarecrow]

On a roll http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/rotflmao.gif

[Oldfart]

Me.

[sodaklostsoul]

I is me.

[Oldfart]

No, is me.

[osuche]

Here...for now :yikes:

[WildIrish]

Me too!



Oh...I thought you said "hair". :p

[PantyFanatic]

I guess I'm here.:confused:
Every place I go,......... there I am. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

I am, as usual, neither here nor there.

[IowaMan]

I'm here again. :wave:

[Outlaw]

I'm here

[sodaklostsoul]

I was here, but I need sleep so I'm leaving.

Night!

[imaginewithme]

I was here and you weren't.

[Coaster]

I was here and I STILL missed IWM! :(

[scotzoidman]

Here now, but I'm about to go out & find a replacement for this stupid computer. :fix:

[Eastern]

I am here.
been posting all morning
can you tell i am having an off day and going post happy :devil:

[dicksbro]

Back home again ... petted the cats ... signed on to pixies ... and now posting. Life is good. :)

[1nutworld]

I'm here as well. still? again?

[PantyFanatic]

Back home again ... petted the cats ... signed on to pixies ... and now posting. Life is good. :)
Only problem is that the kitties never stay petted. :banghead:

[Cjack]

Just looking

[jay-t]

I'm here

[PantyFanatic]

I think I'm here again :confused: ...................... Yep! There I am. :sad:




(it seems to happen no matter where I go :shrug: )

[sodaklostsoul]

PF, are you stalking yourself?

[1nutworld]

I'm back again, but just for a minute, as I have to be back to work in 10 hours!

(Is it strange that I get a kick out of being able to say that??? Back to work)

[IowaMan]

Here I am again.

And nope, not strange at all nutworld. :thumb:

[Oldfart]

Here.

[dicksbro]

CRASH!!
CRUNCH!
BANG!
THUD!

Sorry. I was falling all over myself trying to get here.
:rolleyes2

[gekkogecko]

I thought I was here, but I guess I'm not, which is why you are able to see this post.

[WildIrish]

Or can I? :confused:


Great! Now I'm wondering if I'm here!

[gekkogecko]

WI, you're not confused. You only think you're confused.

[Eastern]

i am here but be nice. Eastern had too much sake last night

[dicksbro]

I didn't know you could have too much sake. *hic*

Slightly warmed, it can be very good. :boink:

[Eastern]

it was very good.. but the headache hurts..

[WildIrish]

WI, you're not confused. You only think you're confused.


If I think I'm confused...that means I'm not.


Kinda like how I think I'm sane? :p

[wyndhy]

i am the dread pirate roberts. there will be no survivors.
my men are here, and i am here, but sooon YOU will not be here.

[WildIrish]

my men are here, and i am here, but sooon YOU will not be here.


That means I'm not one of your men? :boohoo:

[wyndhy]

that depends ... are you behind me, or guarding the gates?

[WildIrish]

that depends ... are you behind me, or guarding the gates?


If by gate you mean puswah, you'd be a damn fool to let me guard it...so I'm behind you, stealing glances at your most prized treasure.

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh, a pirates booty!!

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :roflmao:

[WildIrish]

Oh, a pirates booty!!


;) Ed Zachary

[dicksbro]

According to a Chinese doctor, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

[sodaklostsoul]

:kissass:

[dm383]

:kissass:

I'd be careful who you do THAT in front of, young lady!! :devil: :D

DM

[sodaklostsoul]

:boobs: :p

[PantyFanatic]

:sex:

[sodaklostsoul]

:bj:

[Neige]

:grope:

[dicksbro]

:hot:

[Teddy Bear]

*whispers*.... I'm here too. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

I guess I'm here, my head is so stuffed up that its not sure where it is.

[gekkogecko]

So, here we are. Back on this thread again.

[Coaster]

I'm passing thru..........

[Winston77]

:bump:

[ReaperWoman]

Boo!

[WildIrish]

Boo!

bies :D

[Eastern]

Ta Da

[WildIrish]

Ta Ta! :D


Wow...notice a trend developing? :roflmao:

[Eastern]

toodles

[dicksbro]

Doodles

[dm383]

Poodles

(Sorry.. it's a "dog" thing, I guess!!)

DM

[1nutworld]

oodles?

I'm still here, in and out between baseball games!

hmm, in and out, that reminds me of something!

[WildIrish]

I don't know what I'd like more...a Labradoodle, a Cockerdoodle or a Snickerdoodle. :D

[Eastern]

ok enough already..i think i am being picked on..
i am here..

[gekkogecko]

I could zoom through the thread, but then I'd have to streak.

Which reminds me, where's IAKG been of late, besides New England?

[WildIrish]

ok enough already..i think i am being picked on..
i am here..


We're trying to get you mad enough to stamp your feet...so we can watch your :boobs: jiggle. :hot:

[Eastern]

lol.. well thanks
they do that without laughing..
40DDD tend to do that all by themselves. :ewe:

[WildIrish]

There's nothing wrong with that.

They have a mind of their own! :D

[WildIrish]

and by the way...






that's a mighty fine looking sheep you've got there ;)

[Eastern]

lol glad you think so..i want doctor to reduce them
no screaming my hubby is already screaming don't

[ReaperWoman]

Aye aye, Cap'n!



...And Eastern, big boobs can be both a blessing and a curse, I feel your pain.

[Eastern]

oh yes i know..

[Booger]

ok

[Booger]

or

[Eastern]

ok i am completely lost.:)

[ReaperWoman]

"Roll call" :rofl:

Prefer the second one personally. Looks all sticky, and gooey, and sweet....

[WildIrish]

Mmmmmm...sticky buns! :slurp:

[WildIrish]

Good night sweetheart, well it's time to go.

ba dum badum

Good night sweetheart, well it's time to go.

ba dum badum

I hate to leave ya, but I really must go....good night sweeeeeeeeeeeetheart, good night!

[dicksbro]

I was going to say, "Nighty night," but, it's probably getting closer to the time to say, "Good morning, osuche!" :wave:

[Oldfart]

"Oh won't you stay, just a little bit longer. . . ."

[1nutworld]

Good morning Pixies. I'm here but will be leaving for work soon.

[WildIrish]

WildIrish, present and accounted for.

[mayhem1978]

im around here somewhere but can someone please check

[gekkogecko]

*tosses a time bomb into Mayhem's hiding place*

That'll get him out.

[Eastern]

good morning all pixies. :confused:

[Sweet-n-Sassy]

Here

[wyndhy]

present!

*fires a spitball at the blackboard when the teacher isn't lookin*

[WildIrish]

im around here somewhere but can someone please check


Sorry...we don't take checks. :p




Chex, however, are another topic altogether. Personally, I prefer Rice Chex.

[wrestlemark]

visa mastercard and chocolate items molded from pixies ladys sexy parts !!!! :69: :loveshowe

[1nutworld]

I'm back. Should anyone care to note it.

[ReaperWoman]

I'm not here anymore! :wave:

[dm383]

I'm not here anymore! :wave:

AwwwwwwWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! :(

DM

[IowaMan]

Yep, I'm all here. :nod:

[gekkogecko]

Gotta get to work, turtles need me.

[Lilith]

I've arrived. You can all strip butt naked now :D

[IowaMan]

:wave:

Ok Lil, I'm nekkid. Now what? :shrug:

[ReaperWoman]

Come over here, IM! Can't let all that nekkid-ness go to waste... :bj:

[IowaMan]

Well, if I must. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner and I are here right now.

[wrestlemark]

I've arrived. You can all strip butt naked now :D




CCCCOLD here !!!!! .............lil don't want any "shrinkage" to happen :sad: :kissass: :69:

[PantyFanatic]

CCCCOLD here !!!!! ....
Same here.

When I said I'll keep it rock-hard for you Lil, I didn't mean to freeze it. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

If you're going to freeze it anyway, PF, you may as well not settle for half measures.

Dip it in liquid nitrogen.

[IowaMan]

I'm here but I'm heading off to eat dinner. :wave:

[jay-t]

evening pixies

[IowaMan]

Five-eight inches, five-feet nine inches, five-feet ten inches, five-feet ele.........

Yep, I'm all here. :D

[gekkogecko]

You know, IowaMan, that's far different from how most men count...

[Pita]

I'm here eating lunch and taking a break from the joy of learning what the hell the difference from a participle is from a predicate. :rolleyes:

[osuche]

Here, talking to my grandfather

[PantyFanatic]

I saw me last time I was here and it looks like I'm still here. :confused:

[ReaperWoman]

I'm here, but where's everyone else? :boohoo:

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm here off and on inbetween doing a few things.

[IowaMan]

Yep, I'm here but it's time to log off and go get in a bit of a workout before I hit the hay. Been sitting here answering smut games questions and icing my sore knee for the last couple of hours. Time to do the "no pain, no gain!" thing. :yikes:

'night Pixies! :wave:

[mikaylasmummy]

me here too

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner and I are back.

[IowaMan]

Howdy all! :wave:

[WildIrish]

Yay! I'm #149!






:huh:




Well...I'm here. :D

[Eastern]

Good morning all :loveshowe

[gekkogecko]

"Morning" is an ugly word. It's only made worse by putting the word "good" in front of it.

[Eastern]

Sorry Gekko

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm here.........where's everyone else?

[1nutworld]

we are HERE, if you'd just open your eyes Soda!

[IowaMan]

Yep, I'm here too. :nod:

[Eastern]

I am here.. just not awake yet

[1nutworld]

I am here.. just not awake yet

We can fix that! We've got all the necessary tools here at Pixies!

We also have coffee! (finally)

[gekkogecko]

I'm not here. Nope, not at all. No lizards here.

[wyndhy]

:dance:

[Aqua]

Here!

[PantyFanatic]

There! :teleport:

[ReaperWoman]

Everywhere.... :blink:

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm, I wonder if there were any at my pharmacy earlier today?

[ReaperWoman]

Did you not notice me wink at you IM? Damn... Guess my winter coat was covering my assets a little too well... ;)

[IowaMan]

Don't tease me like that! ;)

[dm383]

/me runs breathless into thread.

HERE!

/me staggers out of thread, still breathless!!!

DM

[IowaMan]

I'm breathless and I didn't even have to run to catch the Pixies bus. :D

Hi everybody! :wave:

[gekkogecko]

What if I said were trying not to be here?

[osuche]

Anyone else want to do a "roll in the hay" call today? ;)

[PantyFanatic]

Do you want that with or without the spurs? :cool:




:p

[Winston77]

Me

[IowaMan]

YEE HAW!!!! I wanna be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl osuche! :p

Time to do some work in the mow!!! Yep, I've done a bit of that in my day. :nod:

[sodaklostsoul]

Rolling Rolling Rolling...............

[Scarecrow]

keep them doggies rollin'

[PantyFanatic]

:cboy:

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/BluesBrothers.jpg

[dicksbro]

http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/salute.gif Present and accounted for! http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/salute.gif

[Oldfart]

Moi?

[IowaMan]

I be here. :nod:

[Winston77]

All present and accounted for

[IowaMan]

Time for me to go see what all is happening in my little corner of the world. See ya later Pixies! :wave:

[dicksbro]

Bye, bye! :wave:

[Oldfart]

See you DB.

I'm here.

[1nutworld]

I'm here, but will be in and out all night. Just got home from work and I've got a couple of things I want to get done.

[osuche]

I just got back in from the gym. :)

[PantyFanatic]

here I come :) .................................... :teleport: ............................... there I go :tongue:

[dicksbro]

I'm holding down the 3-4AM time slot.

[IowaMan]

I'm here, but will be in and out all night.
Sounds like me having sex:

=> ...... IN

<= ...... OUT

REPEAT IF NECESSARY


Yep, I'm here. :wave:

[1nutworld]

I was gone but I am back, at least for a while.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm awake........I guess.

[Scarecrow]

Yo

[PantyFanatic]

Here I was :sad:

[Oldfart]

Just for a moment.

[gekkogecko]

I may or my not be here by the time you read this.

[Scarecrow]

there he went

[IowaMan]

I'm back yet again.

[ReaperWoman]

I'm back! And this time, with...
:line:BROADBAND:line:

Now there's no getting rid of me... ;)

[Oldfart]

You got banned?

Surely never.

[IowaMan]

Why in the world would we ever want to get rid of you RW? :shrug:

Glad to see you made it there and back safely. :wave:

[gekkogecko]

No, she didn't get banned, she just got broadband.

At least nobody called her a broad!

[mikaylasmummy]

me me what about me

[WildIrish]

I'm here...we can all relax now. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

/me lets out a relaxing breath.

[dicksbro]

I should go back outside and work some more, but, based on WI's instructions, I guess I'll just sit here taking relaxing breaths myself.

[IowaMan]

And the Cubs game in on DB, gotta watch that. :D

[WildIrish]

/me lets out a relaxing breath.


in with the good air, out with the bad


Now slowly unbutton your shirt :hot:

[IowaMan]

in with the good air, out with the bad


Now slowly unbutton your shirt :hot:
Hey, that's the same line my pulmonologist uses on me! :yikes:

:roflmao:

[WildIrish]

Can't blame me for trying...it worked on you :D

[ReaperWoman]

:boobs:



*RW snaps out of daze and covers up*

:yikes: Are you using hypnosis WI?

[IowaMan]

Can't blame me for trying...it worked on you :D
True, but I'm pretty cheap and easy. :p

[WildIrish]

:boobs:



*RW snaps out of daze and covers up*

:yikes: Are you using hypnosis WI?


Begging didn't work. :D

[WildIrish]

True, but I'm pretty cheap and easy. :p


You forgot the comma between pretty & cheap. :D

[IowaMan]

Here I am again. Not really feeling all that pretty but I'm relatively sure I'm still cheap and easy. :nod:

[mikaylasmummy]

I am back here today

[gekkogecko]

I guess I'm here. Not too entheusiastic about it, though.

[Oldfart]

Why not?

Oh, looks like I'm here.

[Scarecrow]

Not sure if I'm here or not

[dicksbro]

Checking in! :)

[IowaMan]

........and I believe I may check out for the night and hit the sack really early. 'night Pixies. :wave:

[sodaklostsoul]

I was here but now I'm leaving for work.

[Jax]

Checked in. Now checking out.

[ReaperWoman]

Phew! I'm here!

[Eastern]

i am here

[sodaklostsoul]

Once again I was here but now I'm going for a nap I think, maybe, or I may be back. :D

[IowaMan]

I'm here and have been a posting fool this afternoon. Yeah, there's a shocker! :rofl:

[ReaperWoman]

It was nice to be here for a long stint today, but now I'm off to get some shut-eye.

:wave:

[IowaMan]

:wave: It was great to see you again RW!!!!

[IowaMan]

And I'm back again. :wave:

[ReaperWoman]

Heehee... I'm here but slightly drunk. Working first thing tomorrow too... Yeh, I should probably go sleep, shouldn't I...

Do I get :spank: for being Under the Influence at roll call?



:wish:

[Aqua]

Heehee... I'm here but slightly drunk. Working first thing tomorrow too... Yeh, I should probably go sleep, shouldn't I...

Do I get :spank: for being Under the Influence at roll call?

:wish:
Ma'am, you have the right to be disrobed. Any clothing mentioned will be immediately removed. You have the right to a hard cock. If you do not currently have one, one will be waved in front of you until you decide to use it. You have the right to crimson ass cheeks. Any complaints will increase the severity of the spanking your ass is about to receive.

Do you understand these rights as they have been stated to you?

[Eastern]

Hey there i am here..

[sodaklostsoul]

I'll be here inviso for awhile like always.

[GreenChef]

Here
but got to run soon enough
seems I am now on the guest list for the show I had decided to avoid in lieu of rest
OH well life is hard...

[dm383]

I was there, but here now.

Going back there soon, though.

DM

[dicksbro]

Howdy, dm. Glad I caught you while you were here. :)

[IowaMan]

I'm here but for a shorter than usual morning session. Getting ready to head out of town. I'll be back sometime tomorrow afternoon or early evening I believe.

[gekkogecko]

The lizard has returned.

[WildIrish]

WB GG! I trust you had a great time?

[WildIrish]

You have the right to crimson ass cheeks.


:roflmao:

[gekkogecko]

WB GG! I trust you had a great time?

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=30603

[IowaMan]

Time for me to get my butt in gear. Gotta head out to see a neighboring Pixie in a little bit. :car:

Later Pixies! :wave:

[ReaperWoman]

Ma'am, you have the right to be disrobed. Any clothing mentioned will be immediately removed. You have the right to a hard cock. If you do not currently have one, one will be waved in front of you until you decide to use it. You have the right to crimson ass cheeks. Any complaints will increase the severity of the spanking your ass is about to receive.

Do you understand these rights as they have been stated to you?


How did I miss this post?! :faint:

Yes sir! Only... do I have to...? :p


:D

[WildIrish]

Let's play "fishmonger & the sexy patron"! :D

[ReaperWoman]

Let's play "fishmonger & the sexy patron"! :D

:D :brows: :D

"What can I get for you, my sexy patron?" :p

[WildIrish]

:D :brows: :D

"What can I get for you, my sexy patron?" :p


Uh...I was hoping to play the part of the fishmonger that gets to see your :boobs:.


But as long as you're asking, I'll have some bearded clam please. :licker:

[wrestlemark]

......................the "twat"er sauce !!!!!!! :gb: :rolleyes2 :nana: :kissass:

[ReaperWoman]

Uh...I was hoping to play the part of the fishmonger that gets to see your :boobs:.


*sigh* :rolleyes2

It's not just every fishmonger that gets to see my :boobs: you know...

:p

[WildIrish]

*sigh* :rolleyes2

It's not just every fishmonger that gets to see my :boobs: you know...

:p


Are you implying that I'm just "any" wildirish?

[GreenChef]

from what I've seen do far, you're indeed not just any wildirish

[IowaMan]

I'm here again. :wave:


And sort of afraid at what kind of pictorial thread could be brewing in WI's mind right now. :yikes:

[wyndhy]

i'm not here.

it's my evil twin from another dimension.

can't you see the goatee?